Brandon Bain Official Burner Account

@AB84 Jesus, exercise and gratitude in that order.

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@CodifyBaseball He gets it this year

Most career four-hit games (guys without any five-hit games): Lou Gehrig, 53 Jose Altuve, 41

@RyanAFournier We’ve reached peak irony: protesting imaginary kings in a democratic republic, with support from a country that has a real one… whose job description is ‘wave and try to stay out of the tabloids’. Do these people ever stop for a second to smell their own bullsh!t? 🤦🏼‍♂️

🚨BREAKING: A massive crowd in London is rallying for the Left’s “No Kings” protest. A country with an ACTUAL King is lecturing America. You can’t make this stuff up!

@YanPeronn @astros get off the snide and overcome a 6-0 deficit in the 5th with an 8-run inning to beat the Angles winning 11-9 without a single home run.

In case you didn't watch sports today: >Illinois are going to the Final 4 >Arizona fought Perdue, going to the Final 4 >Joe Pyfer finished Israel Adesanya in the 2nd round. Israel’s 4 straight loss >Belgium beat USA 5-2 in friendlies. Both teams wore white >Ernie Clement walked it off for the Jays in a crazy extra-inning game >Senegal paraded their AFCON trophy around the pitch ahead of their match vs Peru >Moroccan Bar Association sent Official Bailiff to Spy on Senegal’s “Revoked” AFCON Trophy parade before Peru match >MLB ump CB Bucknor has 6 calls overturned during one game in embarrassing ABS moment >The main broadcaster of the World Cup (FOX) ranked their top 26 player who’ll define the WC. Nick Richards was ranked over Pedri >Bucks eliminated from playoff contention. First time Giannis has missed in 10 years >Alexa Grassed KOed & choked out Maycee Barber leaving her motionless on the canvas for an uncomfortable amount of time >Lerryan Douglas beat the FCK outta Erosa >Bruce Buffer announced the wrong winner of Tybura-Fortune fight >Spurs won 8th in a row led by Wemby and a Steph Castle trip doub >76ers made 4th Q comeback vs Hornets. Paul George and Embiid combined for 55 (they cooking since being back) >Bulls lost by 1 after not getting game winning layup off in time >Portugal 0-0 Mexico. Estadio Azteca should 100% have been picked to host WC final man >Bronny James put up 26-7-5 in G-League >Braves’ DH, Dominic Smith, hit a walk off just over a week after his mom passed I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

@GodandCountryy Correction @POTUS , “…I am still your DULY ELECTED President” 🇺🇸

@YanPeronn “…And was detained by authorities under suspicion for driving while intoxicated after submitting to a breathalyzer test and blowing .000, but refusing a urinalysis.” (Is the end of the Tiger Woods piece.

In case you didn't watch sports today: >Tiger Woods crashed his car. >Luka dropped 41 & 8 with 3 stl. Lakers win 11th of last 12 >England drew 1-1 with a Uruguay side that lost 5-1 to USA in Nov. >Puka Nacua's accuser dropped her restraining order, will only focus only on the civil suit. >Duke grind out tuff win over St John’s. Isaiah Evans 25 pts >A man posing as Teanna Trump was charged in a fraud and sex trafficking scheme targeting of NFL and NBA players. >Michigan put BTA on Alabama (in basketball this time) >UConn blew a 19 point lead but fought back to escape Michigan State >6 seed Tennessee upset 2 seed Iowa State who were without Jefferson >Kawhi put LAC up 1 with 0.4 left. Pacers’ Jay Huff got fouled with 0.1 left and missed both FTs — next level tanking >Jazz were up 10 on Denver with 5 mins left, benched all their starters and went on to lose — next level tanking >LeBron assisted Bronny. First ever father to son assist. >NBA released their new MVP ladder. Wemby up to 1st, Luka down 2 sports to 4th >Stephen A Smith warned Josh Hart to not be mean to him: “You don't even know how close I am to the people who cut your checks." >GSW only had 2 players on their bench today. >Raphinha ruled out 5 weeks after injury picked up in Brazil-France match >Kosova beat Slovakia 4-3 in World Cup qualifying, eliminating Slovakia from the tournament despite Slovakia not recognizing Kosovo as an independent state (happened yesterday but I found out today) >Florian Writz golazo, Germany 4-3 Swis >World Cup sleepers Netherlands and Norway played a friendly, Netherlands won 2-1 >Argentina narrowly beat 115th ranked Mauritania, 2-1 >Edwin Diaz made his Dodgers debut >SGA tied record for most threes attempted in a game without a make. (10) OKC still won by 20 >The LA Angels start the season 2-0 for the first time since 2007. >Luka Doncic suspended 1 game after picking up 16th T of season >Celtics without Brown beat red hot Hawks (Pritchard 35 pts) >Duke beats LSU on a walk off 3 in Women’s March Madness >UConn’s women’s team were losing at one point in their game >Hannah Hidalgo put up 31-11-7 & blocks. Lead ND to 3 point win over Vandy I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

@nut_history Rose and Bonds. Period. The entire system is a farce until both are added. Can’t have a HoF without arguably two of the history’s best to ever touch a bat. So dumb.

Who's on the top of your "he should be in the baseball hall of fame" list?

@VatorSports 0 turnovers to boot 😉

REED SHEPPARD TONIGHT: 23 Points 14 Assists 🔥 4 Steals 2 Rebounds 8/12 FG 5/8 3P 2/2 FTM +17 +/-

Houston Rockets’s Reed Shepard was the high +/- (+17), 14 assists, no turnovers, 4 steels, 23 points…but just the way the team looks when he’s on the court is so much different. Amen and KD should 100% get their flowers tonight, but Reed is the unsung hero making everyone better.

Amen can handle, but only functionally…not as the playmaking general. KD can handle, but not under duress. 😡 Seguin can handle, but not be used to initiate the offense (more 15’ iso). Eason can handle on fast breaks only, but just for 2 dribbles 🏀 🏀 Halliday can handle but gets a little fast and loose. Smith Jr cannot handle and should not be asked to. 🚫 There is literally only one natural ball handler on the team and it’s not obvious to Ime who it is. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Look at how EASY the game is for the Rockets when they have Reed Sheppard out there with the starters and Amen Thompson in the dunker spot

@TheHoopCentral @realapp From first to worst. Over-regression 🤦🏼‍♂️

Tari Eason has missed 21 straight threes — 0/21 3PM over the last 7 games. 🤯 (h/t @realapp)

@greg16676935420 @Kalshi Yup, we’re f’ed 🤣🤣🤣

@Kalshi Does anyone else see what I see?

BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans are now tied at 50% to win the Senate.

@themagaking True @Polymarket? 🤣🤣🤣

Let me guess. Robert De Niro will say “Fuck Trump” at the Oscars tonight and Hollywood will erupt in applause like it’s the bravest thing anyone has ever said.

@CarterTrent10 @AggieBaseball 🤦🏼‍♂️ Bro, you gotta know cameras are every where. Kids mess around and their underdeveloped hippocampus has them making decisions that will be permanently memorialized.

Paul Skenes versus the greatest lineup known to man, Sunday night is must watch TV

@Less_HumbleTeej “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” 🤣🤣🤣

Are the Rockets a contender? No Is the team at least fun to watch? No Do we have faith that we have the right GM in place? No Right coach? No Are we going to get out of R1? Probably not Have we at least avoided any embarrassing social media scandals this season? Also no

@BradeauxNBA Over-regression 🤦🏼‍♂️

Tari Eason has now made 11 of his last 59 threes.

@The_Real_Fly We don’t negotiate with terrorists. -USA Official Policy

WE FUCKING ATTACKED THEM TWICE DURING NEGOTIATIONS

@BobbyLittJr Bro! 🤣 It’s approved because it’s funny…but bro 🤦🏼‍♂️

BREAKING: President Donald Trump has appointed Bobby Witt Jr. as the new head of the US Border Patrol. The President was quoted as saying, “nothing Mexican gets past that guy.”

I mean, missing FVV is a problem. And by necessity we stumble onto the most efficient offensive rebounding lineup in team history and then…we lose Adams. So let’s not pretend that trying to manage the remaining pieces is light work. At full health I do think we have something. It’s a hard sport to win with injury to heavy rotation players.

No one on the roster not named Kevin Durant and Reed Sheppard can both dribble and shoot. We don’t put up threes on volume, and the ones we put up we don’t make. We don’t suppress turnovers. We can’t attack closeouts. We play with no IQ. This is a roster construction problem. The ‘25 Rockets were able to survive roster construction flaws by picking a struggle. I don’t think the ‘26 Rockets have picked a single struggle.