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@paulb3rd You obviously got double protein… 🙄

A burrito bowl and shitty service at chipotle is now $20. Meanwhile, you can get an 11 oz sirloin, 2 sides, and rolls at Texas Roadhouse for $17. What’s going on here?

@washghost1 @marcuslemonis

Who’s keeping RV dealerships in business? I don’t know one person who can afford one

@BTCBreadMan This house just sold in my neighborhood for $840k and the estimate was around $807k right before it updated. Sold in less than a week. South Florida is 🔥

A house just went up For Sale By Owner in my neighborhood for $880,000. The zEstimate is $785,000. Boomers have truly lost their minds.

@mapana20097 @kangminlee He would likely cooperate and then get let go…just like magic 🪄

@kangminlee All good until they get you and they dont believe your documents and you get illegally arrested

I want ICE agents at the DMV next

@AlBuffalo2nite Fuck you to the Dems that voted like idiots

🚨 BREAKING: The House just passed a bill mandating automatic deportation for illegal immigrants convicted of welfare fraud… 231–186. Let that sink in. Crimes covered include Social Security fraud… SNAP fraud… mail fraud… conspiracy to defraud the United States… bribery or theft involving federal funds… ID fraud… and other schemes targeting taxpayer resources. This is baseline accountability. Yet 186 Democrats voted against it. Why? WHY? Not a gray area… not complicated… If someone enters the country illegally and then defrauds public systems funded by American workers… removal is the logical consequence. Anything less invites more abuse. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

@RightPulseNewss Why would an ILLEGAL immigrant be able to get any of those things to begin with?!

🚨BREAKING: Florida is on the verge of SLAMMING the door on illegal immigration in a way no other state has dared to do. A new bill would BAN illegal immigrants from holding bank accounts, receiving loans, home ownership assistance, getting licenses and more. Do you firmly support Florida on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@Brandon_71925 @packdrip Yeah, add a $50 air tag on a $170 sale. 🙃 All he needed was to add tracking with delivery confirmation. Rookie mistake

@packdrip You have the person’s address that ordered whatever so I would stick a damn Apple air tag in the box on any expensive orders so you know if it actually did get to the address or not.

eBay fucking sucks. I sold a Cooper Flagg Refractor for $176.50 and it says delivered but the buyer claims he never got it. eBay just issued a full refund, but I also will not receive my card back. This is the biggest load of bullshit ever.

@ReplyGuyChris @BryceHall Leaving yourself some room if needed…nice

@RealMattCalvin @BryceHall Individual pieces. Can’t show all my cards too soon. Art of the deal

I have a $400k Ferrari I never use, any of my rich friends wanna buy it off me? - 3800 miles - paid in cash - 100% stock

@Bullish_Trades WTF 🤬

$HUBC company is doing it…

@tryarchpublic curious why the Arbitrage bot filled my order in the green bubble instead of filling in the red bubble a few days earlier? It should have filled below $68k

@ReplyGuyChris @BryceHall 3 pieces or 3 containers?

@BryceHall 1600 Microsoft points and exactly 3 zyns is my offer

@Jacob_Naviaux Insurance wants roof replaced by 20-25 years

BRRRR investors: You buy a property where the HVAC and roof are both 20–25 years old, but still working fine. No leaks. No issues. Do you: 1. Leave them in place and run them until they fail, knowing you’ll likely be replacing them in the next few years or 2. Replace them during the initial renovation so you don’t have to deal with it while the property is tenant-occupied?

@elonmusk Why no other Tesla’s on the list? Serious question cause clearly the technology is too rated.

Tesla Cybertruck is the only pickup to be awarded top safety+

@covie_93 Why?

Seeing Black ICE agents doesn't sit right with my spirit.

@GavinNewsom @BitcoinRaider

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@Samaira_twts @0hour1 You dirty dog you

This freaky bitch was pissing all over the furniture in a Florida Airbnb, caught on camera.

He obeyed the request of the USA and self deported. Then, he applied correctly and got approved. He clearly didn’t have a known criminal record or they would not have approved his green card. Now he gets to come back legally, see his kids/family, pay taxes, and live life legally for the next 10 years since he is now documented and not a threat to the country.

@RealMattCalvin @Rightanglenews How is it a win?

BREAKING - A Mexican man is going viral after choosing to self-deport in hopes of regaining legal status, only to be approved for permanent residency just two weeks later and reunite with his family.

@OlatoberuB14050 @TaraBull You dumb? It’s his dreadlock…dude is always black. WTF

@TaraBull White people trying to be black by all means 😂😂

2026 Louis Vuitton Glasses Tattoo 😎

Just bought my first car 🎉🥲

@MindofMunitions @Rightanglenews It’s a win…leave it be

@Rightanglenews This is not a win... They all must leave! WTF is this??