Monty C

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Monty C

Monty C

@Real_Slurp

Liberal tears, fresh-squeezed daily.

Katılım Ekim 2023
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@xai_42 @JoelOptimist1 Quit!!! Next time give a spoiler alert for the retards you are sharing your profound wisdom with, juicebox. Dunces like me had zero clue this wasn’t real.
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xAi✨@xai_42·
@JoelOptimist1 A couple of hue lamps and a smoke generator, and you have a stage video
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Sibobugingo Joël@JoelOptimist1·
This is creativity pushed to another level. 🔥
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@Avabelly__ Four tables in a section should combine their “tips” to make sure the server is making $20 an hour. That’s good money to carry plates to the table and refill the drinks. You don’t get “higher tips” if you carry a $100 steak vs burger/pasta. Carrying food isn’t a skill.
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Emma@Avabelly__·
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Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@BiggieAtx @itzWicks He wasn’t commenting on the local fare of foreign countries. Everybody knows other cultures enthusiastically eat different snacks. Many foreigners are perplexed at the cuisine in countries they visit. That’s the thing - he’s not visiting Mexico; he said what he’s never seen here.
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BiggieJohn@BiggieAtx·
@itzWicks tell me you have never lived somewhere with a significant hispanic population
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Bryan@itzWicks·
I have been on this planet for 62 years. I have shopped in American grocery stores for most of my life. I thought I had seen everything. Until yesterday. At a Walmart store. In Oklahoma. I’m convinced that the world only gets more alien the older I get.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@Stevilg39x @Chimpnouts There are. They seethe with rage. This one was trying to show that a word can make civilized people have mental breakdowns. Except he failed; he was casually dismissed, like a toddler. Nobody wanted to set their beer down just to give this juicebox a behavioral adjustment.
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Steven Gorby
Steven Gorby@Stevilg39x·
@Chimpnouts Now somebody needs to do a video of a white guy going up and calling Black people boy hey boy and see how they react
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Chimp Out
Chimp Out@Chimpnouts·
We are not the same.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@DanielWill48242 @DragomirKhost And still perturbed that they didn’t git two whole boxes. You know the disgruntled heifer wanted the whole bag with all them. It stomped off, feeling oppressed it couldn’t loot.
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Daniel Chiricahua
Daniel Chiricahua@DanielWill48242·
@DragomirKhost Good Lord just take a doughnut that he’s offering you fucking selfish low IQ Mongoloid imbeciles I swear so fucking entitled man take one another person can have one fucking disgusting human fucking beans if that’s even what they are
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@Smores2121 @end3of6days9 You could’ve guessed that their kids are grown and moved across the country and just don’t care. Or that they take four cruises a year to visit. Or that kids don’t bring any gratitude or pleasantries to their life. You’re not as ready to guess as you think you are ready to guess.
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Susan M@Smores2121·
@end3of6days9 I guess these people dont have kids or grandchildren or just don't care.
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End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸
This couple didn’t just buy a house — they bought a permanent cabin on the Odyssey cruise ship with a guaranteed 15-year home. For $3,500 a month (for two people), they get everything — all meals, two beers or glasses of wine with lunch and dinner, internet, laundry and housekeeping twice a week, gym, and entertainment… plus they wake up in a new country almost every day. They’ve already visited 25 countries in just 150 days. One thing they didn’t mention in this clip is that they also paid about $100,000 upfront to purchase the cabin itself. The $3,500 a month is the ongoing fee after that. Do you think this lifestyle is expensive, or could you see yourself doing something like it?
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@charging7118149 @James_XLI @shellshockkk That’s mildly racist of you to assume that the customer is enraged over his snacks only because he is a black. Let’s have you simmer right tf down, juicebox. You’re not quite as ready to say what people mean as you think you are ready to say what people mean.
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shellshock@shellshockkk·
Whose side are you on?
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@AmiriKing This reminds me of when I go to the three local Humane Societies to bring the abandoned doggos some treats and give them some loving. There’s always a couple that snap and snarl, viciously, as they lunge in their cages. They are almost as angry at the world as these things, here.
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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
A Queen in Tacoma completely chimps out when a lowly worker insists that she can’t bring alcohol into Denny’s. How dare her insult a Queen like this.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@SarahAllisonFl Jennifer is being sued for using her whole hairs as spike strips while playing in the freeway.
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Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱
Jennifer, an anti-ICE rioter, is straight-up losing her shit after cops didnt give a fuck when she got hit by a car while intentionally blocking the road. Any advice for Jennifer?!
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Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@Breaking57 The enthusiastic narration with delightful adjectification is par excellence. I’d eagerly look forward to hearing his play-by-play of some of the many Nat Geo videos. So many of them feature the same types of behavior, but his play-calling would make for some cheery verbiage.
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Wolverine land
Wolverine land@Breaking57·
How can anybody eat this much. Is this real or fake guys
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@ClownWorld Talmbout she axed did she have a grill and she thought she talmbout👇🏾
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Someone tried to grill on Memorial Day using disposable aluminum trays on a wooden table on their apartment balcony.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@0_ohndrxx @MrOxygenThief @HumansNoContext Sure, so that’s exactly what he did: He technically lost. You’re just confused about what technically means. And sure, you’re also correct in that he lost officially, too. It’s odd that he was perplexed about where the finish line was. That’s always a must-know thing, sure.
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The___6@0_ohndrxx·
@MrOxygenThief @HumansNoContext technically he didn’t lose . and he’s just a kid he made a mistake not like the white boy beat him he stopped ran off the track thinking he completed the race the NFL is famous for dropping the ball before crossing the endzone which results in a fumble which is just plain stupid
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no-one@didi91721073·
@Real_Slurp @rickwolf254 @loadingdrb Considering the fact i'm a dental student i'm most definitely accomplished more that whatever you or your family ever could be thank you very much.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@MakaveliMel_ @OD_RPG @charise_lee I understand you feel an umbrella requires collegiate level degrees to operate. I won’t argue with your level of required competency, juicebox. As you were.
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Monkhouse💋
Monkhouse💋@MakaveliMel_·
@Real_Slurp @OD_RPG @charise_lee Yt ppl love scapegoats anything to avoid being accountable so teenagers were supposed to be more responsible than an entire staff of college degrees ok your absolutely right my fault
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Meidas_Charise Lee
Meidas_Charise Lee@charise_lee·
Centennial high school graduation Williamson County, Franklin, Tennessee. Completely unacceptable those kids worked hard to graduate. This was a humiliating experience.
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Rob Albright
Rob Albright@rta3569·
@Real_Slurp @ItsMeRizoy @MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @TommyG105 @TheDougRush @NYG_Nation10 @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @CommandersRealm @EBJunkies @EaglesBurna @JalenCarterDPOY @JaxsonDart @Giants @Gatorade You're all cowards. You hide behind keyboards. Your memes and little videos are cute, but the facts are the facts. You're a damned coward, you're weak, you're a basement dweller with a gaming chair and no clue how the world operates. You'd lose any fight or debate and you know it
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MLFootball@MLFootball·
🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨 Liberal New York #Giants fans have posted that they plan on BOYCOTTING the team after QB Jaxson Dart introduced President Donald Trump at a rally. Some of these fans have been rooting for the organization for nearly 50 years and will no longer root for the team.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@AyoDxpe @Roberta55595476 @AmiriKing Chicken/egg. It’s a circular issue. But I agree with you - unevolved tribalism should never have been purchased/introduced to progressive civilization.
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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
A white woman is attacked and beaten by a young scholar at a graduation. There simply is no coexisting with these people.
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Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@Leave_it_2_B @B1B_Lancer @HistorianUSA1 Christ on a bike. This juicebox has no business being in a classroom unless as a student. This illiterate juicebox is what we have teaching our kids? They’ll hire anyone, apparently. And yeah, you’re overpaid.
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Bruce Lee Blackwell
Bruce Lee Blackwell@Leave_it_2_B·
@B1B_Lancer @HistorianUSA1 If only life wasn't so expensive for an underpaid. Yes we. Budget for the summer but that's still not enough. And don't say well get another job
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DocumentingLibs@HistorianUSA1·
Teacher says she’s “broke” on Day 1 of summer break… so she hits the street with a panhandling sign. She made $103 in just 90 minutes and says she’s going back every day. This is wild, yet nauseating.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@Avabelly__ “Some type of way.” If you are perplexed about how you feel and can’t even describe it, seek therapy. It’s absurd to be confused to the point of needing public opinion to flesh out your feelings about finding a $10 bill in a pair of anonymously donated britches. Relax, juicebox.
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Emma
Emma@Avabelly__·
Found this in a pair of jeans I thrifted. My coworker found out and she told me to bring it back to the thrift shop because it's the right thing to do even if it's just $10. She mentioned that if she found even a cent she would still return it. Would you return it? I think I have the right to keep it, but she's making me feel some type of way about it.
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Monty C
Monty C@Real_Slurp·
@didi91721073 @rickwolf254 @loadingdrb Sure, except nobody is in “your” business. You’re not some spokesthang for “our” business. I’ll need you to simmer right tf down, juicebox. You aren’t in her club and never could be. That’s not a “we” thing. Your business is most assuredly not this accomplished professional’s.
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