Monty C

@RotelliTom @AngryDockDog @washghost1 The last time I had Johnny Sprockets I blew out half my colon. My mistake was in thinking I could survive the 1/2 hour drive to the house where I could blast ass in the comfort of my own bathroom. I made it halfway to the house before birthing my innards.

@AngryDockDog @washghost1 You never had Johnny rockets?

This isn’t a burger. This is the stuff you clean off of the grill before you make a burger

@CaryKelly11 @eda2026 @stooybaby @BobSchwaller Which grocery store do you work at?

@eda2026 @stooybaby @BobSchwaller Tipping is not allowed where I work. It can easily be construed as selling special favors to people at the company's expense.

Today I went to the store and bought 17lb of ground beef for $77. Here’s how I did it: I chose the cheapest whole brisket at $4.46 per lb and asked the store butcher to grind it. It took him 5 minutes, and he even packed it into 4 separate packs. I thanked him and left with perfect, fresh ground beef from one cow. One pound of this cost me less than a gallon of gas in my area.😘

@Zeppo81190327 @RickD_GK Pretty sure he won’t rob anybody. Simmer down.

@RickD_GK 1. Major fire hazard. Thats probably plugged into a surge protector which could easily melt and catch fire from the amp draw of that thing. 2. He would stick up that whole call center with him cooking like that. Its probably not the first time he was told not to do that.

This man was fired from his job at a Call center after someone noticed he was cooking breakfast at his work station. His argument is that customers cannot see what he is doing, so he figured it would be ok. It appears with what he's cooking, that he is sharing with other co-workers, and this is probably not the only time he has done this. So why fire him this time, but not any of the times previous?

@CornerstoneCPA_ @PerrySolem Except McDonald’s. You can stand there and watch your order get hijacked as they grab from it to fill drive-thru orders. But it’s better to go in and wait so you don’t need to drive back thru to get the order right. They’ll have you park-and-wait anyway. Maybe this CFA will work.

@PerrySolem Demonstrates the sheer laziness of Americans. I walk inside 95% of the time because it takes less time. 🙄

passed this absolute UNIT in McDonough yesterday. new "elevated" concept expected to do $20+ million/yr in sales. been tweeted about before but i hadn't seen it til now. what's the Enterprise Value of this location? I'm thinking $5m ebitda (great margins), slap a 10x on it bc Chick Fil A is so awesome = $50m

@McFranchisee @jansenshayne @PerrySolem It’s a huge red flag if 95% of what people say is “incorrect.” Obviously you’re an excited McDonalds employee, but maybe it’s time to listen more and talk less. It’s not words that will help your employer. McDonald’s thinks its “value” is higher than it is. It’s gone so downhill.

My feed is overall pretty positive, I’ll comment on items that pop onto my feed which may try and fill in lost context or correct the OP as 95% of what is said about Mcd is typically not correct. I was in no way negative about this project, it’s a gorgeous, high volume build that makes a statement. I just posted that CFA said they weren’t building another one due to cost.

@ImAbegunde @getrichordietri @mog_russEN Your ESL is definitely a factor in your struggle to communicate.

@Real_Slurp @getrichordietri @mog_russEN I’m definitely not blaming the wife here. But as a man. You should know better. Don’t let your Anger describe who you are. That action right there is not preaching good of the man. So what are you talking about? You seem to be getting the information wrongly. Think man

🚨A groom slapped his bride on their wedding day… her mother stepped in and took her out of the ceremony immediately.

@Jordan_Hawkins4 @andban92 @GriftReport If you can read the posts, and feel an urge to contribute - then read what your voice-to-text is before clicking send. And get your app checked, because it’s not supposed to randomly capitalize words like voice. You should have a better app for your disability/excuse.

@Real_Slurp @andban92 @GriftReport I used Voice to text, and I have a speech impediment.

Little shits are terrible at this I'm surprised no ones run over them yet!!

@Frolkinator @brunette350 @nostalgiafkninc You’re not ready to call anyone else a retard. Let’s have you simmer down, juicebox.

@brunette350 @nostalgiafkninc Retards dont know trucks have longer breacking distance than cars.

absolute patriot

@ImAbegunde @getrichordietri @mog_russEN Simmer down, abeg dolemite. If his wife behaves properly, why do you assume he does the same thing? Why do you assume she is punished?

@getrichordietri @mog_russEN Are you a foool? Regardless of how hard it is. It is not called for, You must be doing same thing to your wife then. How could you say that? You are definitely bird of same feather. But you are definitely worse that I ever imagined. You fool 😓🤦‍♂️😡

@alphafox @Redd986 You’re perplexed because you failed to comprehend what was written. You moved the words around, and it confused you by changing the meaning. Go ahead and re-read it, perhaps aloud, and you might not be so baffled.

@Redd986 Wait, there’s a white woman freak show? Are you in it? 😅

White women can't compete with this:

@DestroyL23 @real_White_Boy_ @gotrice2024 Sucking and slurping on foods as noisily as possible to urge strangers to watch you is a growing trend made popular by certain tribal videos, but no; savanna-slurping is not normal behavior in a public theater. This juicebox is beaming because she’s eager for any attention.

@real_White_Boy_ @gotrice2024 So eating isn’t normal behavior

This woman was watching a movie with her family. Everyone else was having popcorn and sodas and candy. She on the other hand snuck in a whole seafood boil to enjoy while watching her movie. Besides breaking the rules, isn’t she being inconsiderate and selfish, brining in something that smells like seafood, what if there was people in there allergic to shellfish, what do you think should happen to people who do this?

@RoosterBlue01 @Sandy1Texas @gotrice2024 Read that back, aloud. Where it makes zero sense is where you failed to communicate. Let’s have you simmer down and try again. This time, really explore your grammar. Even in writing, it’s never good to miss your periods.

@Sandy1Texas @gotrice2024 i don't buy popcorn is part of the experience eating junk food I can do at home

This young lady is getting to go to the movies with her boyfriend. She’s going through her routine of what she sneaks into the theater so she doesn’t get overcharged for snacks. She smuggles in candy and chips, even two boba teas. When she walks, she sloshes and is noisy like a bag of chips being tossed around. Surprisingly she succeeds and was able to get it. Wouldn’t the attendant noticed how much noise she was making when she walked by?

@end3of6days9 This juicebox needs to go ahead and simmer down. She’s not nearly as Main Character as she thinks she is Main Character. Nobody’s going to look at a cupboard and gasp. She’s not as stalked as she think she is stalked. She signed the contract; she’ll pay and like it.

Would you pay $300 extra just to keep your own home private? 🤔 This woman is heated after discovering a crazy clause in her kitchen remodel contract. The company says they can take photos and videos of her house for their social media and website — unless she pays a $300 “inconvenience” fee to keep it off the internet. She had a scary stalking incident last year (a man showed up at her home and she had to get a restraining order), so privacy and safety are a huge deal for her. She politely explained everything and asked them to waive the fee — she’s a full-paying customer with zero discounts — but they flat-out refused. You can literally hear her heart racing as she explains how unfair and insane this feels. She was about to put down her deposit and now she’s seriously rethinking the whole remodel. Update: The kitchen remodel company is now contacting their attorney for defamation because she made this video.

@miomarepasta @ChaosTV She’s not assaulting him with UV, tho. Simmer down.

@ChaosTV So steer into her. Let her call the police and earn her tan assault charge.

Karen tries to stop a guy from skateboarding to “protect her city” 😭

@washghost1 He obviously was riding like a complete juicebox, to have multiple drivers perturbed at him. And he’s definitely in the crosswalk. My Uncle Olaf is in a wheelchair with SMD (Spastic Mobility Disorder). He needs every bit of the crosswalk as he jerkily navigates his wheelchair.

I’ve ridden for years and I’ve never done this

@wylde007 @Hoang_HQ “She really split the clam on that one, Bobby.”

@Hoang_HQ I really used to love the women narrating the dive competitions back in the '90s when they'd say "She really put that one in the water, Chris" or some other dumb shit.

She just became a meme🙌👏👏

@FastbreakHoops5 This would have been a dream opportunity for LeBron.

What is bro even doing 😭

@JebraFaushay They’re getting a head start on learning how to cook.

It’s not the vodka within arms reach of the kid sitting on the stool and it’s not the haircuts that caught my eye. Something else stopped me in my tracks.

@loxedisout @MattWallace888 It’s stretching. She’s not savanna dancing, you absolute sock drawer.

Saw Black women fired from Chick-fil-A for joining a harmless TikTok dance trend in uniform, called out the double standard and got slammed for “racism.” Now a female cop does the same (or worse) while in uniform/on duty… and the comments are all laughs and excuses. Funny how the outrage evaporates when the demographics change when standards should as a matter of fact be colorblind !

Calls are growing for her to be fired after a police officer posted this online

I had to see it so you do as well. 🤮🤮🤮