Billy Kimball

The online trend of young men reading classic works of literature and posting about it continues. ⁦@ChrisKindaReads⁩ was the first I saw do it, but it is spreading. Don’t blackpill on the next generation.

@elonmusk Creepsville.

Long tap on any image and turn it into a video in ~17 seconds

@arabatman_ Poshmark.

what are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life

@Hoang_HQ Kinda dumb.

Leng Jun's 2004 oil painting is considered by many experts to be 'the painting that surpassed the Mona Lisa' and one of the most hyperrealistic works ever created!

@NormOrnstein Remember when these were a thing for a minute? What were they called again?

While you’re at it, name an uglier one

@dieworkwear @TheJoeySwoll Strongly agree and would suggest reconsidering the matching tie and pocket square which always has an ESPN vibe.

@TheJoeySwoll you look nice in both outfits, but i think the left one is more appropriate for a wedding. the one on the right is more "night club-y." have fun at the event!

Left or right for a wedding this weekend? 🤔

@dieworkwear Do you think Donald Trump would look better if he occasionally mixed in a patterned tie or a slimming striped shirt? I know you don’t want to encourage Hegseth-style peacockery but I don’t think the monochromatic look really flatters him.

@dieworkwear @RadiantCobalt Sorry to change the subject slightly but do you think Donald Trump would look better if he occasionally mixed in a patterned tie or a slimming striped shirt? I know you don’t wanna encourage Hegseth-style peacockery but I don’t think the monochromatic look really flatters him.

@RadiantCobalt yea, it may head into a depression

spring trend predictions: — 5" shorts — camp collars — recession

Not to be corny but meeting the pope and then having him die immediately after is a Veep ass storyline

@dieworkwear I wear a broken rose gold Rolex bubbleback that my wife inherited from her great grandfather. Since I also have an iPhone that keeps very accurate time, I just wear the watch as a decorative accessory. I brought it to Rolex to see if they could repair it, and they laughed.

my grail watch is watching housing prices come down

@dieworkwear Love Pilot’s disposable Varsity fountain pens. They can be hard to find but art supply stores often have an excellent selection of colors. In the James Bond books, “M” always wrote in green ink. I always write in purple not to be M-ish but because my handwriting is terrible.

finding a good pen is all about figuring out which qualities you like, but IMO the best are fountain pens for the writing experience and potential for line variation and shading

My bag watching me follow it around the carousel

@NarstyWoman @e_shannonn @dieworkwear Love me some semi-colon! 🥰

@ReallyKimball @e_shannonn @dieworkwear Yeah nah, fuck you; oh look you got a comma and a semi colon 🖕

not true. i've been wearing the same sweater every day for four months when i feed neighborhood crows. now whenever i wear the sweater, a murder of crows follows me around the block like an avian gang. they take me pretty seriously.

@NarstyWoman @e_shannonn @dieworkwear Ahem. Comma, please.

@ReallyKimball @e_shannonn @dieworkwear Shut up you fool

@LDonivan @dieworkwear What’s up with the question mark? For God’s sake, you’re making a bold assertion! Own it!

@ReallyKimball @dieworkwear I mean that's what they're called?

@MWonko42 @dieworkwear I will withdraw my objection if you’ll just lower your tone of voice a little. What’s great about Twitter is that we can all disagree here without being disagreeable.

@ReallyKimball @dieworkwear Your objection isn't that 'murder of crows' is wrong, it's that you don't like it and think it's a "made-up smarty-pants" use of the word. Which it isn't, any more than just about any other word (except "cromulent" which actually was just made up by The Simpsons).

@marelette @dieworkwear So fucking typical of fucking owls.

@ReallyKimball @dieworkwear The crowd took a vote. A parliament of owls was already taken.

@yarmiganosca @dieworkwear Except the ultimate noun: God. And the penultimate noun: Almost God.

@ReallyKimball @dieworkwear Brother, all the nouns are made-up, collective or otherwise.

@Jimbo7375373576 @dieworkwear Do you have any recommendations? I’ve always loved “A Sport and a Pastime” by James Salter. Everything by Salter, really. Though some are very sad.

@ReallyKimball @dieworkwear My dude all words are made up. They're only legit when they're memed into normalcy. That said read a book.

@MWonko42 @dieworkwear So is murder. Doesn’t make it right.

@ReallyKimball @dieworkwear Dude it's over 500 years old.