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What the El Monterey frozen taquitos in my microwave see at 3am:

@DefiantLs Zack doesn't know that it would be an air-burst. tsk tsk tsk.

Video shows would happen if the world's biggest nuke was dropped in NYC.

Sex is good but have you tried saving California’s only nuclear plant and sticking it to the boomer anti-nuclear environmentalists?

@jbendery It's also not intended for muslims, being that they also don't celebrate Good Friday, weirdo.

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@FreedomInc5 @remarks You managed to screw up how quotation marks work in two different ways.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Thomas Massie congratulates new Attorney General Todd Blanche after Pam Bondi was fired. "Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act."

@kevinonymous @GreenTextRepost Typically, no. Getting stiffed or a super low tip on a big/far away order is pretty rare. It's a social norm and most people don't screw others out of principle.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost But it goes both ways. You participate in employment as a delivery driver knowing people feel differently than you about tipping.

Anon submission

@kevinonymous @GreenTextRepost Your patronization is unbecoming, especially over $2. You know the social conventions. If you don't want to participate, people will have feelings about it. That's how society works. You don't have to tip, but it's typically done and you're participating knowing that.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost The business charges for that service. Just but the pizza in the box and do your job lil bro

@ShmileC @LanceZierlein *h

@LanceZierlein Yea that’s not 6% body fat

306 pounds and 6% body fat.

@Variety Don Lemon is retarded.

Don Lemon Considers Running for President, but 'I'm Not a White Man and the Rules Are Different for Me': 'I Could Run This Country Better Than Trump' variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

@TurboGurbo @GreenTextRepost you know where the shop is, unless you're from out of town. You know where you live. You know if it's a long drive or not. This isn't that complicated

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost How the fuck am I supposed to know whether I’m on the edge of your delivery area? I don’t work for you lmao

@kevinonymous @GreenTextRepost You chose an additional service for your convenience. Thinking it should be commensurate with the time of not weird.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Customer here, it’s not our job to pay you. You should be grateful for getting any tip at all. If you aren’t, you’re in the wrong line of work.

@PunishedGrimace @GreenTextRepost I mean, programming is a weird "serf job." If you don't, I'll roll my eyes and move on. You're way too pressed on this, dude.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Ooh wow, 2 serf jobs?? I'll make sure I give you a few extra pennies for being such a dilligent goyslave, if you show up to my door!

@NBCNews Illegal aliens are criminals....

Pastor Erick Salgado used to preach to his Brooklyn congregation that they shouldn’t fear immigration officers because “they are after criminals.” Then ICE started arresting members of the church. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p…

@1Fr3nch_1is_b4d @JohnBummit He's a real one

Is he allowed to say this????

@MmisterNobody @FearedBuck Your mom's balls are cgi

@FearedBuck This is literally CGI

Artemis II captures images of Earth that show the Earth is NOT flat

@MmisterNobody @FearedBuck There there. This is how photography works. You expose for the bright, near object. If you want to see the stars,b you'd need to let light in longer and the earth/so would be white blobs

@FearedBuck Where are the stars?

@username99555 @GreenTextRepost Drive your ass to the shop and pick your pizza up then

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost get a different job then

@whitechambrlain @GreenTextRepost And you ordered the delivery on top of the product. Don't want to pay for the delivery, come get it.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost You applied for the delivery driver job bud. We don’t owe you money for that.

@HurricanePL2 @GreenTextRepost Except drivers get like $2/hr for time driving. Unless you want a $10 delivery fee across the board, tipping is how they get paid. You're oddly mad

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Nobody gives a flying fuck if you are pissed, your job is to deliver stuff, the most simple and brain dead job on the planet, and you get paid for it, you shouldn't expect that client will pay you extra for a job you are already getting paid