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@Vert_Galant @AngelaRayner I love an ironic or, indeed, sarcastic post 🤣

@AngelaRayner She should have stayed at Education. Best Education secretary of the last 30 years

So pleased for Bridget. She’s a formidable colleague, an absolute fighter for Labour values and will do a great job as Labour Party Chair.

@Anne4189 @lovewalesfamily You really have no idea what you are posting about.

@lovewalesfamily When is Catherine going to start wearing a burqa? Princess of the United Kingdom of Muslims.

Catherine supporting her husband during his annual polo match 🏇😍❤️

@willkirkafc @KensingtonRoyal Living proof that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt

@KensingtonRoyal Everyone says we need more fields, trees and greenery. Well you know the way to stop wildfires forever .. have none of that stuff

Our thoughts are with everyone affected by the devastating wildfires across France, Spain and the UK. We are deeply grateful to the firefighters, emergency services and volunteers working tirelessly in extraordinarily difficult conditions. These events are a stark reminder of the challenges posed by an increasingly extreme climate and the importance of protecting both people and nature. W

@sage1411 I think she invents a new backstory when she's mutating, or maybe metamorphosing, or simply having cosmetic surgery in yet another desperate attempt to shrug off the failed businesses, relationships & the endlessly unsuccessful reinventions of herself.

Rachel’s evolution of a lie about what she ate as a kid. The tig: Musso and Franks Grill after dance classes. To interviewers before ass ever: latch key kid eating tv dinners and salad bar at Sizzler on a lucky day. During ass ever and her cancelled tv show: farm to market.

@ByrnesKym @TheRoyalGrift She probably has a different past each time she has cosmetic surgery. Change face = change backstory.

@TheRoyalGrift She makes up rubbish as she goes. She forgets the multiple lies she has told

Why does Meghan Markle lie like this? This woman is a fraud.

@DianeGreger @TheRoyalGrift Possible the one on spit roasting??

@TheRoyalGrift Shacking up with a chef does not make one a chef. She never attended a cooking class is my guess.

@wokeandwoofing Hopefully, those neovaginas won't be spewing green gunk round the cock 🤮

Before you judge a Trans woman, first walk a mile in her shoes. But remember to clean them first, because those neovaginas are spewing green gunk round the clock.

@NerdPolitics3 @sophaller @kenswift @adidasHoops Maybe ask Payton McNabb or Elena King about their injuries. Payton had concussion and a traumatic brain injury, Elena's knee was torn from its socket. In both cases (& there's plenty more) men who identified as women caused the injuries. Sophie's comment weren't "transphobic"

@RetrieverM83482 @sophaller @kenswift @adidasHoops It was a transphobic statement. Also there isn’t that many trans athletes anyway! Trans people are hurting anyone! They haven’t hurt anyone! There have been trans people around for a very long time and have been in spaces you all didn’t know! Nothing has happened! This is all BS

today’s the day 😛 who’s ready for the drop? @adidasHoops

@NerdPolitics3 @sophaller @kenswift @adidasHoops It wasn't a "transphobic statement". It was simple reality and about keeping women safe, in sports, changing rooms etc.

@sophaller @kenswift @adidasHoops Now we know why she said her Transphobic statement. She needed people to buy her shoes. Grifter 101 at its finest

@sophaller @adidasHoops That is a great advert!

@according2_taz I thought at first Meghan had rubbed the celeriac ice-cream on her temples....

Dramatic pause when she tries the celeriac ice-cream again, she rubs her temples whilst saying nothing, for what feels like a whole minute, then tells the audience that she's rubbing her temples in case they hadn't noticed, luckily she decided she liked it. It was really 'good'

OMG, I am watching the show. Meghan was introduced as a humanitarian and a philanthropist. She introduced herself as someone who is 'a relaxed cook' who grew up in California with lots of fresh produce, she ate farm to table fresh (so no TV Dinner latch key kids story today). She said her mum was a great cook (where was she Meg ) and she taught herself to cook. Oh and yes, they do say to the contestants to make a meal 'fit for a Duchess' and Meghan smiles. All the bullshit she was upset about being referred to as Royalty 🙄🙄🙄

@tanyapoulter @according2_taz Very sensible!

@according2_taz Ha! I’m in Australia and I didn’t even watch!

@lizzyb720 @according2_taz You have to have a good memory to lie....

@according2_taz Meghan can’t keep her stories straight.

@minimace @Kbdazzlers @according2_taz To be fair, Harry would have been seduced by spit roasting

@Kbdazzlers @according2_taz Yes, Cory, whom she used for access to the higher echelons of wealth & power in Toronto. She also allegedly stole some of his recipes like the roast chicken she seduced the ginger Judas with…

@according2_taz @MG23202 Isn't banana bread likely to be a trigger for Meghan??

@MG23202 She looks irritated and bored! her face when she tried the banana bread!! She did NOT want to give a compliment

@according2_taz Oh, and I forgot Meghan's "beautiful artisanal food products"

@according2_taz I thought the intro was full on Category 5 bullsh1t - "The biggest superstar", a "Global icon" renowned for her "heart" and "a deep love of home cooking". Poh was "so excited", she "would like to let out an expletive". It's ok, I did it for you - several times!

@TB30303030303 @Gatwick_Airport Of course, you can. But will they let you?

@Gatwick_Airport I'm in T2. Can I shit in a Burger King cup or something? #TurtlesHead

A water issue in the Horley area is causing disruption at the airport this morning. The problem is affecting water supply in both terminals and is currently under investigation. Bottled water is being made available to passengers and staff across the airport and other contingency measures are being put in place to ensure the welfare of our passengers.  We will provide further updates and apologise for any inconvenience to passengers.

@RealRotator @Gatwick_Airport Let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water. Oh, there’s no bath water

@Gatwick_Airport Why did Julia Hartley announce it before you? Poor communication. Also yuck, how do passengers use the bathrooms and wash hands? You need to shut the airport, this is a public health issue.

@DuchessofGeeks @jgridesagain That Leica went Misan

@jgridesagain Archie with his Leica??

Again, I know I’m late to the party, but I can’t let this group of photos giving some commentary on this one. That swimsuit looks far too short for her and to me looks very uncomfortable. Meghan’s butt cheeks hanging out is so beyond undignified particularly for someone claiming to royalty. Who in the right mind looks at that photo in that pose and think “yes, this is absolutely the one I should put online for the world to see”?