Richard Zeiss

@BritishGasHelp Yeah, fb messenger or instagram DM so people don't see publicly just HOW terrible you are!

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@BritishGasHelp hello, do you offer a program to pay 50% of whatever someone pays for 6 months? Just received a text to say I have been offered this but not had anything else. Sounds dodgy but thought I’d check? Thank you

@THR instagram.com/reel/DV9m7UOgf…

Javier Bardem Signs Letter by Bereaved Israeli, Palestinian Fathers Urging End to “Bloody Conflict" hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…

@Ryanair How is THIS supposed to help? "Customers travelling on flights departing before 07.00am from London Stansted, can check-in their baggage from 2.30 am." - Instead of 4am, I can come at 2. 30am? Gee, thanks. How about a bag-drop counter the night before for early flights?

@TfL Hello, can you pls clarify if this text means that the Elizabeth Line IS or ISN'T running from Liverpool Street to Abbey Wood on 27 December 2025!? - "Sat 27 Dec to Tue 1 Jan, ELIZABETH LINE to/from Liverpool Street will not operate between Liverpool Street and Stratford." Ta

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Do not introduce Digital ID cards - Petitions share.google/kJsjiGBVuGWtna…

@JohnCleese And now for someone completely different...

Join me this fall for a screening of “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” followed by a live Q&A session. Prepare your silliest questions for me and get your tickets now on johncleeselive.com OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU FOR A SECOND TIME! ☠️🏰🩸🐇🪾

@thamesclippers How about not leaving Barking Riverside at 18.58 instead of 19.05 as your schedule says!!?? You left 7 minutes early and I now have to wait for half an hour! Why do you even have a schedule!? Do you use it, or is that's how it's going to be. Just so I know not to use ur services

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@msjlindsay Just watched your podcast with Andrew Gold, nice one!

It's lovely to feel that slight overcoming of my own 'hounding,' but I cannae lie, there's this ever-present feeling that none of this is even real. The ideology is SO insane, its followers SO surreal, that I wish I could fall asleep & just wake up in 1995 or something. Pfffft.

@DeepLcom HOW do I switch off CLARIFY?!? What a time-wasting nightmare!

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@MFDOOMVxV @BradGerstman @NerdeenKiswani Are you 14?

I shut down Zionists pushing cultural Zionism on Tumblr in high school over a decade ago. How are we still here? There’s no softer Zionism—only the one that colonized Palestine & committed genocide. Academic jargon can’t redeem or provide cover for a violent racist ideology.

@Iamwhoismoses @Joelmpetlin Is this the response to your own name on Twitter?

@Joelmpetlin You’re just a genocidal Nazi.

Fatima Mohammed is calling for "an escalation" against Jews, just like she did in her CUNY Law School graduation speech. When people tell you who they are, they shouldn't be allowed to practice law.

@ArghhTom @therealmissjo @MattRedmore @10DowningStreet No, I think she just has a basic grasp on set theory.

@therealmissjo @MattRedmore @10DowningStreet Are you saying men aren't people?

Wishing Scots in the UK and around the world a very Happy Burns Night. Earlier this week in Downing Street we celebrated Scotland and honoured the life and legacy of Robert Burns.

@BayanPalestine You wish, you anti-semitic tool. youtu.be/AWwv7PGumAA?si…

Yall I can’t believe i survived to witness this day. I legit thought I wouldn’t. Next on the list: the day israel ceases to exist. #Gaza

@ArlaFoodsUK HOW shit are you going to make the caps on your lactose-free milk??? The previous ones were already crap, but the latest ones, you can't even close the carton anymore!! Are you TRYING to make me buy Sainsburys store brand instead? Because that's what I have been doing!

Listen up!🎙️Our eighth Arla Farmers podcast is live! In this episode, we speak with two very different UK farmers about how they make the most of the forage 🥬they grow and the feed🐄they purchase. spreaker.com/episode/episod… #farming #UKfarming #spreaker #agriculture #Podcast

@RadioSkidrow You ABSOLUTE human garbage.

I dream of Hades (Orpheus' second attempt). 16mm high contrast film. 2022-2024. #hades​ #orpheus​ #eurydice​ #richardzeiss​ #16mm​ #contemporaryart​ #art youtu.be/4s6PPGO8mCU?si…

TOKYO ABSTRACTION 16mm high-contrast film. 2024. youtu.be/IlOYlcq9vHQ?si… #japan #16mm #contemporaryart #film #analoguefilm #tokyoabstraction

@thamesclippers Hi, thanks, it did get there at 17.33.

@RichardZeiss we are sorry to hear one of our vessels appeared to run later than planned. After checking our reports the delay occurred due to some operational issues, this arrived at Woolwich (Royal Arsenal) approx. 17:33. If you require us to look further into this for you then please rea...

@iamjohnoliver You seem to think you can shout away your cognitive dissonance.

Here's our story from Sunday about...y'know youtube.com/watch?v=LU2atC…