Richard Evans

@Raghubharat2024 @GP_Presss @grok Erm…how do their mines discriminate between nationalities?

@GP_Presss Hey @grok Iran has announced that it has granted four countries the right to use the Strait of Hormuz. If true, tell me which is the fourth country. China India Pakistan ...show more

@KateGleeson1 Perhaps he can now afford a camera that will prevent the red eye effect!

The paparazzi photographer that pictured Andrew Mountbatten Windsor getting released from the police station is 100% now a millionaire after selling his photo. The money shot for sure!

@afneil I can still remember my very first Economics lesson, c1956. We were told that wealth can only be created by 1. Utilising earth’s natural resources (MINING), 2. Changing something from a to b and making it more valuable (MANUFACTURING) or 3. Using the land to grow food (FARMING).

UK Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds: “I have said repeatedly that for me decarbonisation cannot mean deindustrialisation.” But it does Mr Reynolds. Just look at what is happening at Vauxhall, a harbinger of what’s in store for the UK automotive industry. All of Europe, including the UK, is suffering deindustrialisation at the alter of net zero. Even Germany. Reynolds adds: “I have got no interest in the country hitting its climate targets by shutting down jobs and industry.” But that is precisely what has happened and is still happening. Perhaps you should have a word with your cabinet colleague, Mr E Miliband.

@DicksonBob Love the village course! How are they coping with their erosion issues….hope they are OK?

Me - having just played the #AlnmouthVillageGolfCourse this afternoon. The course was excellent, my golf was lousy. So no change there then.

@Tantallon1853 Well done Tom!

Hole in 1 alert! Congratulations to Tom Edmond who holed out at Carlekemp this morning #farandsure

@FevRoversRLFC Great game of rugby in atrocious conditions….much to look forward to! Well done Rovers!

YOUR ROVERS HAVE DONE IT! WOW!

@DanJBradbury @DPWorldTour @PINGTourEurope @Eurocams1 @GoZeroCharge Have a great season, looking forward to seeing you back in Scotland!

First event of 2024 ⏳🔥🇦🇪 @DPWorldTour #DubaiInvitational

@BBCMaryam Brilliant! No apology required…we all need humour at the moment!

So someone released the full video ! It wasn’t the BBC who released this and it certainly wasn’t me! But in a way I think I’m glad this is out there, as it shows I WAS having a bit of a joke with the crew during the countdown. Again, so sorry it went out on air. It was meant to be a private laugh.

@ThatTimWalker He was quite right. It’s not the road that was dangerous, it was the drivers! Take that whichever way you wish!

‘I will not accept Brexit was a mistake…’

@DicksonBob @golfalnmouth Always enjoy the village course and the greens are always fantastic. Love playing it before breakfast and have the rest of the day to enjoy the great Northumberland coast.

Just back from staycation hols on the stunning Northumbrian coast. We played the wee gem of a links @golfalnmouth It’s in fantastic condition and a credit to the green keepers. Two weeks of overindulgence. Breagha loved it too. #Northumberland #Alnmouth

When in Scotland... 😍 #GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries

Meeting the locals 🐶 #GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries

@Beathhigh You become a member of the ‘parachute club’ at our golf club….and that’s just trying to go home!

I can guarantee no one has ever fallen down these stairs on the way to the toilets at the Blue Blazer pub…

@JustStop_Oil Throwing unrecyclable ‘confetti’ made from OIL! Thick as the proverbial!

📢 Zoe, 51, is marching with us on the basis that "the children have no idea" that our government is pursuing 100 new fossil fuel licenses. 🔥 They have no idea what kind of future they'll inherit. The 4th of July was the hottest day on earth in recorded history. It's time to take action against our government who knowingly pursue genocidal policies. 🚷 Join us and fight not only for your future, but for your NOW, at juststopoil.org

@BBCSport The confetti appeared to be ‘metallic’ which probably means that it is made of PVC and what is PVC made of…..yes, you guessed….OIL!! Stupid people!

Protesters interrupted play at #Wimbledon by throwing orange-coloured confetti and jigsaw pieces on to Court 18.

@AlfieAtGlebe @KaymakAlexander @MartinSLewis 01/04/1923 usually gives them a clue!

@KaymakAlexander @MartinSLewis I got similar call from HMRC and got to the next stage when he needed to do some security checks. I said fine, he said Date of birth. I said if he gave my date of birth I could verify if it was right! He hung up.

Just got a scam automated call from 'HMRC' on my mobile. Electronic voice with US accent telling me I hadn't replied to a letter and legal action was being started... "press 1 to urgently speak to an agent". Decided to play along and see what happened. Pressed 1, man answered saying HMRC, I said "Hello can you tell me which HMRC office you are part of please." That was enough. He rang off. No fun at all!

@BBCNews @SkyNews @BBCWorld @BBCBreakfast @GBNEWS @itvnews can I make a suggestion? For the next 5yrs can you confine your coverage of the Covid Enquiry to a 1hr synopsis each week. Then I know when to wash my hair. Those interested have already decided the result. I will wait!

@mariannaspring @BBCBreakfast I will only believe that when, as an organisation, you stop shouting stupid, unanswerable questions at any passing politician just because it you think it makes you look good! Difficult to take you seriously whilst ever you continue this practice.

Welcome to BBC Verify! I chatted to BBC Breakfast about it. Everything from interrogating social media feeds using undercover accounts and investigating real-world impact of mistruths, hate and conspiracy movements to piecing together what’s happening with satellite imagery.

@FevRoversRLFC @TheChallengeCup @hullfcofficial Seems just like yesterday! Happy memories!

Today marks the 40th Anniversary of of one of the club’s greatest ever achievements, against all the odds we lifter the @TheChallengeCup having beaten @hullfcofficial at Wembley. Share with us your memories of that great day! #UTR | #BlueWall

@BLAIMGame @SugnaNagol Have you tried writing TREBOR backwards?

Just a bit of fun. Which were your favourite Black Jacks or Fruit Salads?