Arch Deluxe

@dev_lemons There’s some resemblance, he couldn’t write Media Train though

sorry I don’t think I look like that. I think I look like something else

@enjoyer_liberty She looks like Roland Orzabal from Tears for Fears

be aubrey plaza: > get married > cheat on husband > husband commits suicide > pregnant by another guy a year later women lol

@NostromoCore If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

JD Vance is here to show you Peak Male Performance. Let's go! Made with Yapper: yapper.so/?via=nostromo

@tufdave Grandpa rules

My grandpa just found out that my sister is bisexual

@Howlingmutant0 Where’s @RapeCod when you need him

@bankertobuilder This one backfired as satire, because this looks really useful

One of our clients hated having only one parking spot in their garage So we tore down their tiny garage And replaced it with this modern, 3-story parking garage with 24 total parking spots They'll never run out of parking again We had to demolish the 3rd bedroom to make room for this, but this renovation was still well worth it

@CulturePants @BigGulpAmerikan @bronzeagemantis You can ball my wife, if she wants you to

@BigGulpAmerikan @bronzeagemantis In her ex-husband’s dead-tech post modernistic bullshit house

Typical Michael Mann movie (or similar) from the 80s has a family living in a house that looks like this in the suburbs and is afforded by the father's police detective salary.

@iowahawkblog Some people like St. Louis declines

For the unititiated, a Detroit Style decline is like a regular decline except square and thicker

@MyToastisNot @buzz_wadai_ Commando is actually a documentary

@buzz_wadai_ I believe it's more than 3 digits He presses "1" then his finger moves slightly downward towards "4" just as the camera angle shifts. Then we see him press "3" They can't show the whole code because for realism, this was filmed at Schwarzenegger's house with his personal guns

コマンドーの武器庫の暗証番号が2桁なのいつ観ても笑える

@normposter He kind of insisted that’s how he got it

@AutismCapital Mother of God

American Exceptionalism.

@SagaRemove542 @GrnKnt @OrwellNGoode Username checks out

@GrnKnt @OrwellNGoode If I was in the car I’d tell people to help me instead of passively waiting to be asked And I’d help my wife first, like a man

@kourtneyinhell The best place to poop

New Jersey is awesome

@Oilfield_Rando Reminds me of that tragedy

“Transgenders across the country breathe a sigh of relief as the latest mass shooter turned out to be just a good old fashioned Muslim terrorist”

@luisjgomez @GovPressOffice Real Ass Rentals

@GovPressOffice You can rent apes?!?

A rare truthful statement from last night.

@FL_Man_76 @Richard_Harambe Beat me to it

@Richard_Harambe The Trail of Queers?

Trans people leaving Kansas

@Combat_learjet Ladder deployed sir!

One of my all time favorites. IG: @ krewitup1313

@MottandBow Dude caked up

Long flights and high quality denim make for a great combo if we’re talking about our insanely comfortable jeans. Super stretchy and extremely flattering, you’ll feel like wearing sweatpants, no matter how long you spend up in the air.

@knicks_tape99 Was wholesome

@uncledoomer St Bernardus FTW

all i know is that if theres a german monk on the beer bottle, im drinking it. those dudes knew how to drink.