Robb Torseth

New website for The Gisle Johnson Project: gislejohnson.com

Today, death had an encounter with Chuck Norris.

Absolutely rating this note as helpful 😂😭

@Brian_Sauve Death just had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris is scheduled to deliver the eulogy at his own funeral.

@YourCalvinist I actually don't think this when I meet someone... Generally I'm playing mental chess on how quickly I can sidestep this encounter so I can get back to reading.

I think one of the first things a man thinks when he meets another man is, I wonder if could I best him in hand to hand combat? Jen assures me this is not how women think. But is there a female equivalent?

People in the year 3000: "No Chuck Norris do pushup. Chuck Norris push down earth. Ha-ha-ha."

@Brian_Sauve He did, Brian. Indeed he did. youtube.com/shorts/kBbvaqF…

In honor of our brother passing into glory, give me your best Chuck Norris jokes. I like to think that he got a kick out of them.

"The Christian Family, the Christian Society, the Christian State, and the Christian Church are the Kingdom of God, within which the individual believer alone can attain personal perfection, which is the measure of his virtuous striving, his earthly-heavenly existence. But neither in one nor the other of these different forms of existence can the Kingdom of God achieve the full realization of its ideal. Therefore, as the real, final goal of the believer’s moral striving, as his highest Good, the Kingdom of God stands before him in its subsequent heavenly completion as the saved sinners’ perfect Life-community with each other by virtue of their common society with God in Christ. Only in the completed Kingdom of God will the individual child of God attain his full personal perfection. The Kingdom of God is not of this world; therefore, it cannot appear in any directly visible form. Most specifically, it exists essentially as the inner, invisible property of the Child of God. As such, it is in constant development. Its full reality is only attained elsewhere." -Gisle Johnson, Christian Ethics

The community note here is gold.

The rapture happened, but everyone except Chuck Norris was left behind.

He picked Chuck Norris. Mistake.

I won’t believe Chuck Norris has died until we hear it from Chuck Norris.

Yes, I will in fact be retweeting these all day today. You're welcome.

@TonyReinke @MichaelCarlino Precisely. The key here is the qualifier "books published since 1900."

@MichaelCarlino [Laughing in 16th century]

A welcome development. I have a large repository of now useless information regarding publishing locations stored in my brain, but this is ok.

Chuck Norris could stop a chainsaw with his bare hands. May his memes live forever!

Death now has a Chuck Norris problem.

@JoshuaBarzon My fave is the time he told his own Chuck Norris joke: youtube.com/shorts/kBbvaqF…

In honor of Chuck Norris, share your favorite “Chuck Norris Joke”.

@FredFredSanders Every kid wants to be Luke Skywalker. Luke Skywalker wants to be Chuck Norris.

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Luke Skywalker.

Chuck Norris has passed, but he hasn't realized it yet since death doesn't have the courage to tell him. Rest in Christ, brother.