Robert Starr

@serafinowicz @MrBButterfield The bots are absolutely loving this comment

@serafinowicz Good to see Brian letting his roadies do the advertising. Probably worthwhile getting @MrBButterfield to give you a bit of training first next time.

TONIGHT!! LIVERPOOL!! Tickets still available for Brian Butterfield tonight at the Liverpool Philharmonic and some still available for the rest of the tour - go to BrianButterfield.co.uk

@BearneMartin That counts as destruction of evidence

@RealTimVine Am I the only one who sees a foetus and umbilical cord?

As has been pointed out also looks like a dog and actually upside down looks like a sheep.

@trussliz @Keir_Starmer Rate of change is more important than absolute numbers. Without the sudden spike created by yourself we wouldn't be at such a high baseline to begins with

Cowardly @Keir_Starmer has repeated his lies about me in the House of Commons Chamber where he is shielded from my lawyer's "cease and desist" letter by Parliamentary Privilege. He needs to look closer to home to see who's collapsing the British economy.

@elonmusk Wanting independence from Denmark is not the same as wanting to Join America

If the people of Greenland want their territory to join America, we should accept them!

@BearneMartin That's incredible, congratulations!

@LeilaniDowding I am confused, where are all the farmers from?

Well, if Russia hits London not many British people will be killed

@alexandrakuri youtu.be/ygI-2F8ApUM?si…

@RealDMitchell @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Excellent TV show. You guys really nailed this one

Tonight's episode of #Ludwig features, I am very pleased and proud to say, the wonderful Derek Jacobi. It's on @BBCOne at 9pm, as well as @BBCiPlayer at ALL TIMES.

@hodgetwins Crazy to think this guy's wife just happens to have her phone out to film every time she goes through a drive thru just in case Trump is working there that day. After 40 years her habit finally pays off

Listen to this Indian dude that pulls up All Americans love Trump

@monesehelp can someone help, I am trying to contact your company to say I found someone's card. Your phone line, app and DMs are all manned by bots, and no one responds to your emails.

@monese can I talk to a human by any chance. I have found someone's card on the street and I just want you to cancel their card. Your phone line, app and twitter DMs are all manned by a bot and I can't get through and no one is replying to the email

Every week's showstoppers this year are better than the winning showstopper last year #GBBO

@JamesMelville Am I the only one here whose mum used to ask "just because your friend jumps off the roof does that mean you should do it?"

The crass logic of net zero in the UK in one chart.

@Conservatives "I retired at 65" no need to rub it in, the rest of us will never get to retire that early

This winter, pensioners will have to choose between heating and eating. And that’s on Keir Starmer.

@I_Run_Too_Much @daostudent @emmaroc33249448 @Ed_Miliband @johnpodesta @DavidLammy Yeah, the wind is making an absolute fortune right now.

@daostudent @emmaroc33249448 @Ed_Miliband @johnpodesta @DavidLammy For every scientific study you quote confirming climate change you can find a counter study saying the exact opposite. It’s never about the climate and always about the money.

Britain is back as a climate leader. That’s my message to our international partners at #ClimateWeekNYC Our world-leading domestic agenda is the route to energy security, lower bills and good jobs. It’s also how we protect our planet for future generations.

As PM pork gaffes go, "release the sausages" comes somewhere between "pork markets in China" and having sexual intercourse with a pig's head #releasethesausages

@BearneMartin There are a lot of grey areas tbh

@JamesMelville Unlike the general prison population who all got into Oxford and Cambridge

Huw Edwards sentencing: As described on the BBC: “Emotional, as the court heard about his mental health problems…and an upbringing where his failure to get into Oxford left him feeling like an outsider at the BBC.” Ridiculous. There is absolutely no excuse for what he did.

@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump I liked Trump's first album, but his later work felt derivative and insincere

LOL!!! Swifties are BURNlNG their Taylor Swift merch and memorabilia and replacing it with Trump merch ‼️‼️ LET’S GOOOO!!! 🔥🔥🔥😭 @realDonaldTrump