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Jerome Tang has been to the second weekend more recently than Bill Self

@CountDankulaTV This remains the best summary video from Ray William Johnson

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

If you really want to stick it to the GOP in the mid-terms vote @LPNational. Because a wasted vote is voting for someone who doesn’t represent you. Lp.org

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Rand Paul hints at possible 2028 Presidential run. Yes please.

@SenatorLankford @SenMullin @RapidResponse47 no

.@SenMullin will make a fantastic Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. With the most secure border in years, now is the time to build on that progress and continue strengthening the safety of the American people. Unfortunately, in Oklahoma we understand all too well the impact of natural disasters, and we also know FEMA must be ready to respond quickly and effectively when Americans need help most. FEMA is ready for reform, and Markwayne Mullin will be a strong leader in turning the agency around and ensuring it works for the Americans who depend on it in times of crisis. I look forward to working with my good friend and soon-to-be Secretary Mullin as he leads DHS and keeps Americans safe.

@SenSchumer @JavierBlas There is no (or very little) oil in the SPR, because the Dems used it prior to the 2022 elections to drive down the price of gas and it's never been refilled.

Due to Donald Trump’s reckless war of choice, gas prices have surged to their highest levels in years. His response? “If they rise, they rise.” He couldn’t care less. Today, I demanded Trump release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve IMMEDIATELY to bring relief to Americans at the pump.

How to fix everything: 1. Replace the entire tax code with a flat 15% sales tax 2. Abolish the Federal Reserve 3. Freeze federal spending growth permanently. 2026 budget is now the spending ceiling forever. Sit back and watch prosperity for all sweep the nation

@DelusionPosting Before he could build anything he needs to learn geography

@SenMullin @Common_Cent1 Bad congressman Bad senator Most likely a bad secretary

As a kid from Westville, it has been the greatest honor and privilege to serve the people of Oklahoma for the past thirteen years in both the House and Senate. I am grateful to President Trump for nominating me to lead the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. I look forward to earning the support of my colleagues in the Senate and carrying out President Trump’s mission alongside the department’s many capable agencies and the thousands of patriots who keep us safe every day. President Trump ran on restoring law and order, and he quickly delivered the most secure U.S. border in American history. I look forward to supporting @POTUS’ mission to safeguard the American people and defend the homeland.

@RC57138667 @Bomb3r_CFBMafia @RossDellenger Any network on bid on games/packages: ABC/ESPN Fox CBS NBC Amazon TNT Etc Example: The NFL

@Bomb3r_CFBMafia @RossDellenger What is your evidence that supports a larger pie, when the biggest schools, which make most of the money, go to the market every few years? Where is this money supposed to come from?

In an extraordinary move from the SEC and Big Ten, the two conferences are distributing to Congressional lawmakers this week a white paper taking aim at those arguing for the consolidation of media rights, specifically targeting Cody Campbell’s “Saving College Sports” movement.

Truth!

@EMAWCaleb I think people your age will be more interested in taking selfies and the perks of the job than governing. I hope they will prove me wrong.

I can’t wait until folks my age (on both sides of the aisle) are in charge and our government isn’t occupied by a foreign country the size of New Jersey.

@osuzack @EMAWCaleb You act like Gen X cares enough to kiss someone's ass. We don't care enough to care, just leave us alone.

@EMAWCaleb If we're ever allowed to lead... highly doubtful. Boomers have been ruling us for legitimately 40 years and they'll only pass the torch to whichever Gen Xrs kiss their ass the most.

Whatever power you grant to the government against your enemies will eventually be used against you.

@KSTATEADGT why are we paying this guy $500k to sit on the bench?

This really says a lot about the state of the program, highest paid assistant coach doesn’t care to get up and join the huddle or coach.

@NashVolGuy @ViMattila68 @cabsav456 @bennyjohnson Importers bear the tariff costs. Employers bear the cost of increased wages. Both of those costs are passed onto customers because companies will always keep their margins profitable.

@ViMattila68 @cabsav456 @bennyjohnson You’re just talking about the actual exchange of money. I’m referring to who actually bears the cost and over time it can be adjusted in both sides.

President Trump: “As time goes by, I believe that tariffs, paid for by foreign countries, will, like in the past, substantially replace the modern-day system of income tax, taking a great financial burden off the people that I love.”