Steve Saunders

@charles_watts Every player has their valuation, and I think £117m is too rich for Rogers. Good luck to Chelsea. We'll seek value elsewhere

Oh wow.

By David Abbruzzes: This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." Very well stated.

@JeremyClarkson @KirstieMAllsopp But I also hate how certain newspapers now report "x DEAD", not "has died". I guess I'm just old school, but a little more tact, please.

@KirstieMAllsopp I loathe “passing”. Loathe it

When did we move from saying “sad to hear of the death of….” to “sad to hear of the passing of”? Is there any way to stop this? We are already bad enough at discussing death in the U.K.

@TGE_LDNM @freddiecamp I had this exact rant to the missus this very morning. The country is in the gutter and you get called out for even discussing it. I really do feel for my kids, trying to work out what they are heading into.

@freddiecamp Oh mate she doesn’t wear a watch at all really. They’re in a vault and occasionally we will drive there and grab one each for an event. Country is a shit hole & you’re suddenly the problem for flagging it, & possible reasons why.

At the point now I’ve just seen Ianthe off to work, into London on public transport etc & I feel like a terrible husband. I don’t want my beautiful wife in the crowds among it all. England today ❤️ Do you think this is strange?

@charles_watts Haven't heard a thing? I think we got away with it.....PS....who cares

Not really had time to check, but I imagine the rest of the football world has taken that disallowed goal well and no-one is complaining about it…..

@Tim41909343064 @ClassicAdvertz Saw them at V as well. Sun was setting...brilliant

@ClassicAdvertz I saw Faithless in 1999 at V Festival. Quality band. Better times

Faithless “Insomnia" 1999, not a phone in sight!

@TomCantonMedia Yup. Don't know how I am going to get through to kick-off!!

So, who else didn’t sleep?

@charles_watts Same. Woke up at 5am... had to think hard...did that happen, did they drop points!!! Now cannot get through the day until kick-off!!!!

Went to bed, thinking about the football. Woke up about five times through the night, thinking about the football. Got up this morning, thinking about the football. It's just all consuming. This season, it's going to be the end of all of us I swear 😂

@charles_watts First half, just as you predicted 😉

Well, that was fucking brilliant. 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

@charles_watts Doesn't bode well.

Well, that's not the front three I was hoping to see in a Champions League semi-final I have to say.

@chopdoll24 He'll always be loved for goading Spurs at 2-0 up whilst going off on a stretcher.

@Rogue_Three Can’t make my mind up about that, but I wish he had stayed longer

Theo Walcott is such a lovely man, and a fabulous pundit ❤️🤍 #SOUARS #Arsenal

@HA11NNH Born and bred in Croydon, so even though I escaped to the Surrey countryside, I still sound like a Sarf London barrow boy, so I definitely don't judge people by how they sound.

So interesting I’ve had some abuse on instagram for - one how I laugh 🙈and two how I talk which includes a comment, poor rich people , my reply was that’s an oxymoron🤣 so my question do you judge people on how they talk?

@TouchlineX Fella, you couldn't even control the temperature of the showers!

🚨🗣️ Koke: "We had the match UNDER CONTROL... But in just three plays they scored three goals on us."

@charles_watts Woooooooo indeed. Get in. Spurs fans will be soooo salty 🤣🤣🤣

Wooooooow!!!!!!!

@Joey7Barton @Common_SensePod Humanity's loss 😆

Today, it is with great regret that I must announce my retirement from social media. It’s just too dangerous with this Online Safety Act. You can find me on Friday and Monday on @Common_SensePod Admin only will now post on my feed. 🐕💨

@RosieWrinkles Finally! We've all grown so fond of Frankie 🥰

I have a new brother 🥰🥰 I got a bit bored during the paperwork signing, but it was worth the wait as Frankie is now officially my bro 😍

@SirGeogy Guess I should not walk the dogs and just watch the Lions instead!

‼️Reigate Amber warning of Torrential rain, with tstorms in places, could lead to significant surface water flooding Sat am. 20-40 mm poss in 1 hour, where heavy downpours persist then 70-100 mm in just a few hours. weather.metoffice.gov.uk/warnings-and-a…

@OC My friends' children are now on LinkedIn.

Tell me your middle aged without telling me your age

@RosieWrinkles Bless her 🥵

Something very strange happened yesterday. I decided to lie in water - I hate water!!!