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Machi Big Brother got liquidated again today. He still has a $4,087,344 $ETH long position with liquidation at $2,976. So far, he has lost $67,300,000 in just 12 weeks.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 JPMorgan will now accept Bitcoin as collateral for loans.

Here’s how much money these companies are making PER employee Apple - $2.2Mn per employee Google - $2.4Mn per employee Tesla - $3.4Mn per employee Nvidia - $3.6Mn per employee OnlyFans - $37.6Mn per employee Hyperliquid - $106Mn per employee What’s most surprising for you?

🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN ANNOUNCED TO SELL ITS GOLD RESERVES TO BUY UPTO $300,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IT’S HAPPENING!!

Machi Big brother is now down to his last $230,000 on Hyperliquid. In just 3 months, he has lost nearly $67,000,000.

The debate:

🔥 CZ WON THE BITCOIN DEBATE IN LESS THAN A MINUTE CZ pulled out a gold bar during the Bitcoin v. Gold debate and asked Peter Schiff to verify if it was real. Schiff was unable to verify it without having extra tools. CZ seized the moment to push the point that Bitcoin transactions are verified instantly, on the blockchain— while gold still struggles with basic authentication.

Met a Filipino VA on Upwork who was charging $4/hour Hired her to reply to Facebook comments Three weeks later she asked:  "Boss, why you not post same product Tuesday and Saturday?" I was confused: "What do you mean?" She sent me a spreadsheet she made WITHOUT me asking: Every post I made for 8 weeks Organized by day posted With reach, engagement, and sales tracked Her observation: Pet products posted on Tuesday: Average reach 180K  Same pet products posted on Saturday: Average reach 52K Home products posted on Saturday: Average reach 210K  Same home products posted on Tuesday: Average reach 67K She found a pattern I completely missed: Tuesday = pet product day (algorithm pushes it harder)  Saturday = home product day (algorithm pushes it harder) No idea why. But the data was undeniable. So I tested it for 4 weeks: Only posted pet stuff on Tuesdays  Only posted home stuff on Saturdays My average reach per post went from 89K to 174K SAME CONTENT. JUST DIFFERENT DAYS. Then she said:  "Boss, you always post 11am. Why not test 4am?" I was skeptical but tried it 4am posts: 201K average reach  11am posts: 87K average reach This $4/hour VA found a $40K/month opportunity Just by tracking patterns I was too lazy to notice I immediately gave her a raise to $2,000/month They'll come from people doing the boring work you ignore The VA seeing 1,000 posts per month spots patterns you CAN'T see Hire people who touch your data daily Then actually listen to them

@PeterSchiff @saylor cough cough...wasn't it cough YOUR bank that went... bankrupt? x.com/grok/status/19…

Dave: "Masa Son, welcome to the show. What's going on?" Masa: "Dave, I sold my entire NVIDIA position." Dave: "How much?" Masa: "All 32.1 million shares. $5.8 billion." Dave: "And why did you do that?" Masa: "To go all-in on AI." Dave: "You sold your NVIDIA stock... to invest in AI." Masa: "Yes." Dave: "NVIDIA makes the chips that run AI." Masa: "Correct." Dave: "So you sold the shovels to buy lottery tickets." Masa: "I prefer to call them 'high-conviction bets.'" Dave: "Got it. And this is your second time selling NVIDIA completely." Masa: "That's right." Dave: "In 2019, you sold $4 billion worth." Masa: "Yes." Dave: "Which would be worth $150 billion today." Masa: "I'm aware." Dave: "So you already missed out on $146 billion from the first sale." Masa: "When you say it like that—" Dave: "And now you're doing it again. To put $30 billion into OpenAI." Masa: "And a $1 trillion AI manufacturing hub in Arizona." Dave: "Right. Because WeWork worked out so well." Masa: "That was a stain on my life, Dave." Dave: "Cost you $11.5 billion in equity losses. Plus another $2.2 billion in debt." Masa: "Adam and I fell in love." Dave: "You fell in love with a guy who wanted to trademark the word 'We.'" Masa: "He had vision." Dave: "And before that, you lost $70 billion in the dot-com crash. The largest personal loss in history." Masa: "But then I made it back with Alibaba." Dave: "After a six-minute meeting." Masa: "Jack Ma is very persuasive." Dave: "So your entire investment strategy is falling in love during short meetings and then losing generational wealth." Masa: "I believe in the singularity." Dave: "Right. So just to recap: you've lost $70 billion, missed out on another $146 billion, burned $13.7 billion on WeWork, and now you're selling NVIDIA at what might be the worst possible time to bet it all on Sam Altman." Masa: "Sometimes you have to push all your chips to the center of the table." Dave: "You've done that four times and lost three of them." Masa: "But that one Alibaba win though." Dave: "Okay. Thanks for calling in."

@MKBHD Bitcoin is still above $100k. Carry on

Alright let's hear your best TECH hot takes. Like the ones you agree with to bump them to the top 👀

Is that us again?

This is the 40th last shakeout before the parabolic breakout.

@jbondwagon Have you thought about selling?

With the market rekt badly, here’s how much your favorite jpegs are worth today Cryptopunks - 35 ETH ($111K) BAYC - 5.75 ETH ($18K) Pudgy Penguins - 5.5 ETH ($17K) Moonbirds - 1.7 ETH ($5.4K) VeeFriends - 1.3 ETH ($4K) Milady - 1.05 ETH ($3.3K) Azuki - 0.88 ETH ($2.78K) Yapybaras - 0.86 ETH ($2.64K) MAYC - 0.83 ETH ($2.61K) Koda - 0.71 ETH ($2.2K) Lil Pudgy - 0.65 ETH ($2K) Doodles - 0.59 ETH ($1.8K) Meebits - 0.57 ETH ($1.76K) Chimpers - 0.5 ETH ($1.54K) Good Vibes Club - 0.42 ETH ($1.31K) Mocaverse - 0.38 ETH ($1.19K) RektGuy - 0.26 ETH ($810) Azuki Elementals - 0.075 ETH ($230) NFTs might actually be dead fr this time 💀

> US 🇺🇸 SOL ETF live with $500M inflows in the first few days > Hong Kong 🇭🇰 SOL ETF live > Solana Alpenglow Update coming > Solana Breakpoint in 1 month $175 is just ridiculous. $300

Ja Morant from 3 this season: 🧱 5-32 3P 🧱 15.6 3P% More AIRBALLS than MAKES 😭

🇨🇳 We’re screwed … it becomes indistinguishable from reality Ali’s Wan 2.2 lets you stream without showing your face. It maps your voice and motion onto another face.

Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.” *10 minutes later*

"Now tell me where the seed phrase is"