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@LakotaMan1 “I’ve been counting coup all morning and it’s time for my juice box.”

Little warrior rocking his powwow regalia. He’s ferociously adorable — yes?

@TheFigen_ @FieldingWest VERY funny!

There is one in the lot he is much too smart.

@TheRichFromCali You have to ask?

@TRHLofficial @ewarren Hell, there are rights that the Constitution protects but are not even mentioned. For instance, you have the right to remain stupid.

@ewarren The constitution mention political parties and democracy exactly zero times.

Trump won the election, but more than 72 million people voted for Democrats and they don’t expect us to roll over and play dead. We will have a peaceful transition of power, followed by a vigorous challenge from the party out of power, because that’s how democracy works.

@JohnPizzi It looks like you were doing a show from the inside of Noah’s Ark. Luckily the animals were all on your side!

“Epic night on stage with the hilarious powerhouse #VeronicaMosey This lady brought the laughs, and it was a masterclass in crowd control with a true pro who knows how to work a room. What a crowd—y’all were on fire! Thank you, #LordsValleyPA, for the energy and the laughs!”

@MayoIsSpicyy Of course not. He’s too egotistical. He showed them free of charge.

@holisticgrenade Is any of this true?

A person with healthy teeth goes to the dentist for a cleaning. The dentist pokes their teeth with a dental probe that makes microscopic holes. The person comes back to the dentist 6 months later. The dentist tells them that they have cavities and need fillings. The person gets the fillings and goes home. A year later they return to the dentist because of pain. The dentist tells them they need a root canal. The person comes back a week later for the root canal. The dentist drills into their tooth ripping out the nerve with corresponding blood vessels. Then he seals the tooth shut which creates an abscess in the tooth where blood can't reach. The person thanks the dentist and goes home. A couple months later the person feels sick because rotting flesh is starting to form in the abscess that the dentist made. The dentist tells them that they will need another expensive procedure. The person who no longer has healthy teeth gets the procedure and goes home. They return 6 months later so that the dentist can clean their child’s teeth. The cycle continues…

@JediN8 Agreed.

If I've learned anything in my decades as a fan of... various pop culture things... it's that I should just enjoy what I enjoy and let the complainers alone. Be miserable, that's fine, leave me be

@Used_To_Be_GOP Agreed!

Pass it on - this is right on the $$$$$

@LakotaMan1 Finally! Accountability!

All 34 counts guilty. Oh my god. Tears of jubilation.

@MaxFulham Looks like a good line-up of variety. I wish I was there. Have fun and break legs!

@iamatt122 @thewriterme @MikeSington I believe it says, “A well-regulated militia, …”

@thewriterme @MikeSington "well regulated"

@merchantofmagic In Texas it’s pronounced. “Far!”

I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I? #riddle #riddleoftheday

@FtblSickness @15Stephen15 Instant freeze-dried karma. The best kind.

@15Stephen15 we remain deeply unserious

@jensenhone @MaxFulham As Americans we forget that your electricity is 220 volts while ours is 110v. Twice the danger!

@MaxFulham Genius 🎤

@retoske_andrew @GenZWinterr @MaryLTrump Uh… Prager U is neither a real academic facility nor an accredited University. There is no school. It’s just a YouTube channel. (Look it up if need be.)

Thank you, Ohio. Democracy lives to fight another day. ❤️

This tweet is why I’m still on Twitter.

@SarahKSilverman Jaq et al, I saw too late that auto correct changed poll to pole. My bad for not noticing. On another note, the man that invented auto correct recently passed away. Too sad. May he roast in piss. BTW: both our first names are typos too, right?

@SarahKSilverman Since it’s actually two questions that share the same Yes/No valuation, the pole is badly organized and therefore not valid. I can’t answer yes to one and no to the other.

Jesus H - every time I drop back on here it’s worse. It’s that line of when does free speech become anti-Jewish hate propaganda.

@MaxFulham 👍👍👍👍👍👍