Wisecracking Blonde

Who's old enough to get this?

@scottcaldwell Yeah I'm not on here as much anymore with my current projects so I find myself more on other platforms.

@RoobsC Does that mean you're migrating over there, and leaving this place?

Hi Friends 🤍 I'm consolidating my soc!al med!a to make life simpler. If you're on lG, let's connect!

@theliamnissan I often wonder if Liam Neeson gets online hate and is super confused like "I NEVER SAID THAT"

BREAKING NEWS: ELON BEGINS THIRD TRIMESTER

@emily_tweets That doesn't look like an eel to me. That looks like a hellfknnowillievergointheoceanagain.

Today I learned eels have skeletons.

i’m 38 today.🩶

@RiotGrlErin Happy Birthday Beautiful 😍

let the birthday festivities begin.

@Dddg53973400 @SipTheTea9 @Mere_Constant I couldn't understand this comment because I don't speak dipshit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@RoobsC @SipTheTea9 @Mere_Constant They were saying it to fuck with you idiots. My god you people really are unhinged dumb fucks. 🤣

Thread: 1/ Women in the U.S., I need you to gently set aside your grief for a second and look at me. It's time to operate from a place of planning. -If you are married and not the breadwinner, depend on your husband for insurance, it's time to start planning.

@tylerduran21 @nakafux Theeeeeere it is

@nakafux less access to education = less access to history and the ability to form your own opinions on such topics which will make it easier to control people and allow racist communities to sugarcoat everything

what is the reason for removing the department of education lmaooooo

@jamesedgar70 Oh no I'm so sorry

The devil is busy. I lost my dad today. So glad I & my siblings got to visit him for his 80th birthday in September. He's been in declining health for a while. Now he can rest.

@ItsSamG This is not the flex he thinks it is 😂😂😂

If this is the start of the meltdown, Wednesday is going to be wild

@scottcaldwell Ha! It made me laugh actually I was like what in the Temu hemosworth is happening here?

@RoobsC Hahaha, what is this abomination!?!? What did you do to my boy?!? Seriously, that's not Hemsworth, but I can't tell whose face that is... 🤔

I always feel so heroic when I save daylight.

@RoobsC Ok ok maybe i was a bit harsh Roobs 💙

@RoobsC Only You Can Prevent Darkness!

@DFendl10 I save it for a rainy day

@RoobsC I guess that’s why you’re so sunny, so much daylight in your savings account

@RoobsC Not all heroes wear capes.

@RoobsC So its YOUR fault my dog woke me at 5am for breakfast??? 😒

@dadmann_walking My journey to becoming an alpaca is almost complete

Maybe I'm too old for old navy now cause what the eff is this? Who's wearing this?

@JayTorch1031 AND TIFFANY? I love her

Finally scored tickets to see Taylor in concert TONIGHT!!! Dayne… I’m going to see Taylor Dayne