Flatus Earth (Parody Account)

@Not_yourpilot @hodlswarm He cannot do the thing.

@hodlswarm Can you think of why aircraft landing and departing might not leave a contrail, while the ones in cruise will?

Living near ish SeaTac airport we likely have 4 to 12, maybe more I don’t know, SeaTac-bound flights fly over per hour and not a single flight EVER leaves a ‘condensation’ trail that sticks around for hours. That’s not the SeaTac flight path. BUT these rando flights not going to or fro SeaTac… My anger grows by the day. What are ‘they’ doing to us?

@benwehrman You used a white light filter, you won’t see prominences with that, you need a hydrogen alpha solar telescope. I took this myself with one.

@astrooalert “Humans are a conquering species, and genocide each other / ourselves regularly. If you come in peace it’s our nature to take it as a sign of weakness and seek opportunities to take advantage of any new technology you may have and use it to conquer and enslave you. So Hi!”

If you could send a message to an Alien civilization, what would you say?

@newbsharp Flerfs reporting. It's why I'm 'spam'

Seriously? I'm ghost banned again? What the hell is going on? I've said nothing worth a ban.

@Avyansx @grok Former magician's assistants

Hey @grok, I understand the other restroom signs, but what exactly is this second one supposed to mean.?

@benwehrman I’ll trust my own photos and measurements over your personal incredulity.

Jeranism - Aviation | How Does It Validate Earth's Shape? youtube.com/watch?v=n8hvcV…

@TheTwilightDome His actual quote was: Since then I have come to believe that the motion of the Earth cannot be detected by any optical experiment, though the Earth is revolving around the Sun." Gotta lie to Flerf.

@CodyAlanAllred @Junoonyaar @grok Meet Bob.

@Junoonyaar @grok

Hey @grok, who tf is this decimal person? 😭

@StephaneGu53588 @haprho @StoopsTheCat @bikinatroll @AntiDisinfo86 Just did, the sun doesn't set on the local model.

🌍 Earth’s Motion: Simple Proofs You Can Verify **Curvature** Plumb lines on opposite shores of a large body of water diverge slightly. The surface curves between them — a clear demonstration of Earth’s spherical shape. **Rotation** A Foucault pendulum’s plane of swing precesses, completing one full 360° rotation every ~24 / sin(latitude) hours. Direct proof Earth spins on its axis. **Orbit** Stellar aberration makes stars trace small annual ellipses. This effect is produced only by Earth’s ~30 km/s orbit around the Sun.

@aigkenham Spanish Inquisition would like a word with you.

Unless the church and the culture return to the absolute authority of the Bible beginning in Genesis, no social issue will be solved.

@WPXI the women chose the bear, and there were no trained bears

Artemis III: NASA announces crew members for next mission ebx.sh/tn8OBV

@Apricitas121323 @W_astronomy Yes. Pressure gauge and fan. No container.

@W_astronomy Gas pressure requires a container. Do you have an experiment that disproved that?

Unifying gravity with the strong, weak, and EM forces. blog.floatingpragma.io/forces-unifica…

@David_Kicinski @USCTrojansFTFO @GoslinTodd So why do you deny Gods creation? (Science)

@USCTrojansFTFO @GoslinTodd And who created science? GOD

@TBRagsdale1 @cowincrisis Moo port

@cowincrisis Marlboro or Newport?

maybe the cows are mooing because they want a cigarette

@David_Kicinski No one is arguing that the Bible is not a compilation of stories. There problem with its literalism is those things simply don’t happen today.

Imagine writing a book telling about everything you've seen and heard (evidence) And it's compiled with other people's books (repeatability) And then 2,000 years later everyone says it's fake.

@gijoe6pack @AiG The goat herders looked under the goat.

@AiG It’s a rare bit of biology it gets right.

Male and female is a foundational biblical truth, rooted in Genesis.

@AiG Male and female predate the Bible and any written account by the name of Genesis.