A-A-Ron

@horrorstar138 4

Men……harder because of all the boners being in love gives them

Your inability to handle me doesn’t mean I’m difficult

@RubyClimber a target. unfortunately.

They let me throw axes. Wild.

@difficultpatty Those look like some very hot buns

Haven’t shown you guys my buns in a while.

Just spent the evening with a childhood best friend who I haven’t seen in over 20 years and it went so well that I’m feeling giddy in the same way a great first date feels.

fuck nudes, send me your voice when you wake up

I don't want a good morning text. I want a voice message.

If I was a guy dating one of the Kardashians, I would wake up and be bored.

shhhh

@SundaeDivine Why is no one talking about how he’s essentially going around in light-toned blackface. If it was anyone else, that would be the conversation.

He still hasn’t solved the border problem.

I can't believe we used to pay for ringtones. If my phone rang now, I'd take a hammer to it.

We should be getting high sitting on a blanket under the stars for starters

You can’t hurt me I used to wait in line behind people who were paying by check.

Because we’re all superheroes in search of a nemesis

Jokes on you, assholes!

My retirement plan is to die when I'm unable to work anymore.