Runaway Bacon

2026

@kenklippenstein @awstar11 He wouldn’t even take off his pants for you, Ken.

@awstar11 Do you honestly believe that Giuliani or anyone like him would show someone like me (who isn’t useful to him) any kindness at all if I needed it?

Some day Ken will need kindness and find very little offered

Barney Frank literally dying on CNN while denouncing trans kids in sports is all time peak for the Dem brand

🚨 Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. #PrayForRudy

86-year-old former congressman Barney Frank joins CNN to discuss the future of the Democratic Party

Classic

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

got curious about balloon guy and looked up to see what happened to him. turns out he’s still doing his thing! no change or progression whatsoever. like it’s eternally 2016 over there

MAGA influencer Craig Long was arrested this week in Florida for his role in a sex trafficking ring. Long, who is a close friend of Donald Trump Jr. and strong supporter of Donald Trump, was caught in a sting operation in Polk County.

No no no, you wanted this, Rogan. You're not some dumb naive 23yo Ohio voter whose brain was cooked by social media. You were the chef that cooked it. You go down with this ship.

@PeterMcCormack It sounds like you can’t afford to run a business. Go work for Starbucks.

A minimum wage of £15 would end my coffee shop, it would have to close, as would many other businesses. I’ll explain for the economically illiterate. Staff costs are currently half our costs, a £15 minimum wage is actually more than £15 an hour for the company, because you have to add: - 12.07% holiday - Sick pay - Maternity pay if and when required - National insurance - Pension contributions These costs would mean the shop loses money because remember, energy costs are up, rates are up, regulations are up. Now you can pass these costs onto the consumer - that would mean charging a lot more for coffee, people won’t pay it. The likes of Starbucks and Costa can, because they have economies of scale. The independent doesn’t. Now the little socialist will say well this is your fault, if you can’t run a business that can afford to pay its staff properly, but the little socialist has never run a business and does not understand the dynamics. Now I could pay some staff off and fill those hours myself or reduce us to one staff member during certain periods - but this proves the point that a minimum wage costs jobs. There was a time when these jobs were done by kids, perhaps on the weekend, paid a lower wage, no holiday and no silly employment rights. Perhaps they were even paid cash. The dynamic worked and small businesses like this could operate. It was also a great first job. Sadly now it isn’t worth employing entitlement youngsters at this level of pay. So alas, I don’t need the stress, the business would close, a number of jobs would be lost. Economics is about understanding these dynamics, no vibes. The cost of living is not solved through passing on inflation to the business, it is solved by ending high inflation and creating prosperity. This is what socialists don’t understand, they can’t create prosperity, they can only destroy it.

If you have a hard time understanding this chart ask your doctor to remove your brain worm and/or stop snorting cocaine off toilet seats.

silhouette looks like someone trying to get the most out of their toothpaste

A few times I have been concerned for my own safety. I get louder and expose potential fraud harder. @TNCOT I have some contracts you need to look at!

Casper is going to die in a school shooting

I reported this months ago and everyone denied it.

execute him publicly what the fuck is this

Really rooting for the cancer here.