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@truggy100 @guardian Thanks mate

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@uk_sf_writer @guyverhofstadt This guy 🤣🤣🤣

@guyverhofstadt That just shows how little you understand about the British, Mr Verhofstadt. If you simply studied a little history, you'd know it is our deeply held democratic principles which made membership of the EU repugnant to so many of us. You may be xenophobic, we embrace the world.

But I thought that foreigners stealing British jobs was one of the reasons you wanted Brexit?

How much has Cummings got on you @BorisJohnson? What does this lying hypocrite know that means you’re prepared to risk the public’s health, and lives, to stop him blabbing? Genuinely curious.

The scene from Men in Black when that cockroach alien takes over a human body for the first time.

@Philnut14 @truggy100 @Arsenal @LukaszFabianski @19SCazorla @EmiratesFACup Hahaha. Impressive you scored and watched from the stands

🗓 #OnThisDay in 2014... 😰 Drama at Wembley 🌟 @LukaszFabianski's heroics 😎 @19SCazorla keeps his cool On the way to our 18th @EmiratesFACup final 🏆

@RealRomfordPele That’s quality.

20 years ago today. Hat trick at werder Bremen 👍😁🍻

Let me get this straight. Boris Johnson can't find any time in his diary over many weeks of the general election campaign to do one half-hour interview with Andrew Neil, like every other leader. But he's got time for this?

In the last 40 years, the world has lost 95% of its rhinos. We need to stop the criminal networks that are fuelling the illegal trade in rhino horn. Poachers like these need to be stopped. RT if you want rhinos to survive 🦏 #EndWildlifeCrime #WorldRhinoDay

@ABC Good to see a man getting all the attention while his wife does the hard work. 🤷‍♂️. Also fucking melt.

"You are my best friend, soulmate, and in just a few pushes, you’ll be the most amazing mother our daughter could ever ask for." Husband of the year surprises pregnant wife with book of motivational messages to encourage her during two-day labor. abcn.ws/2AAqBwu

As the PPI window finally draws to a close, millions of Brits still can’t shake the feeling they’ve been mis-sold something…

@KTHopkins You are one deranged freak. Not sure how Khan is supposed to have stopped this. Oh wait it’s not linked and you’re just a huge racist who craves attention. Also the Tories cut the police force. Moron.

@vegpedaller @Coldwar_Steve This comment. 😂.

@Charlie_Trader @haveigotnews Good one helmet 👍

@haveigotnews BBC... the official TV propaganda channel of the left...

After Boris is ridiculed for his DUDE acronym, some suggest a more appropriate one:

@British_Airways thanks 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤔🤔

Stag flight to Croatia cancelled for stags brother and 3 mates. Only 8 made flight to Split. Shocker. (thanks British airways). Spotted @alanbrazil at least. @RealRomfordPele fancy a few pints in City airport local ?