Ryan Narrates

The trilogy event Hollywood’s been waiting for. Conan O’Brien returns to host the Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 14, 2027. Full press release: press.oscars.org/news/99th-osca…

@MuneneInc Hiyo nimejua leo. Nitaacha hiyo tabia. Normally I just put remaining food kwa plate. Learnt something new from your tweet.

@RyanNarrates Hiyo ni mbaya sana

I feel like it’s too easy kupata food poisoning from kuweka food kwa fridge

@Mbinya__ @B3laze Yup. Though there are those instances where they're the ones who always reach out and the vibe shifts to "sasa endelea kuniulizia maswali"

@RyanNarrates @B3laze That’s the point. So leaving them alone is win-win

Niliacha kureply to one word answers and life imekua very serene

@SnowMed34 Normally I'd disagree with this tweet, but overstimulation is a real thing. I try taking walks without my earbuds sometimes.

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.” Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.” Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?” Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.” Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?” Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.” Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.” Caller: “Right.” Dave: “And now?” Caller: “I work in government.” Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?" Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.” Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.” Caller: “I disagree.” Dave: “What exactly did you build?” Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.” Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.” Caller: “…” Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?” Caller: “That’s unfair.” Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.” Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.” Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

@guylikericky Ndio hata I'm currently rewatching and I'm in episode 9 of season 1

What a week, binge watched Lost and I can confidently say that I lost a week of my life that I'll never get back, I honestly don't think the writers of the show had a clue of what they were doing

Stoicism: The Ancient Remedy to the Modern Age, by @G_S_Bhogal open.substack.com/pub/gurwinder/…

Thankfully in my current crop of women, I have ones that reciprocate my energy. But in a case like this, I always appreciate a girl ghosting me or telling me to piss off instead of replying out of obligation.

@goddek Being ferocious when dealing with people. "Strict with self, tolerant with others." - Marcus Aurelius It's a stoic principle that I adopted recently. I used to cut off people easily over trivial things.

What’s a belief you held strongly 5 years ago that you’d fight your past self over today?

@robie474 Be the first owner of the Samsung.

I'm confused. I have around 47K, and I need to decide whether to buy a Samsung phone or an ex-UK iPhone. advice me Guys🥲

Be boring in the right ways. Go to bed early. Wake up early. Eat simple foods. Save money. Exercise. Read old books. Avoid drama. Boring is seriously underrated.

In fact programming is particularly good at teaching you how to think. Programs are literally built out of ideas. Which is one reason it's still a good idea to study CS in the AI era. It's still important to be able to think well.

Rongai is not a real place , A monkey took my neighbor’s bra from the hanging line and put it in my wardrobe. I am finding it hard to explain to my girlfriend that no girl has visited my place. @KWSKenya please do something about this 🙏. I am under siege right now.

Best advice I got in my 20s: Nobody cares. When you’re winning, nobody cares. When you’re losing, nobody cares. Stop fearing the judgement of people who were never even thinking about you. Nobody is thinking about you. They’re too busy thinking about themselves. Go do the thing.

Top Gun: Maverick (2022) felt like a cash-grab sequel on paper, and then it shows up this locked-in, every setup paying off, every moment landing, and suddenly it’s doing what most blockbusters forgot how to do.

Something I taught 14 yo: Most progress is a mix of steps forward and steps back, just with with more of the former. But you can get a run of steps back. So to judge progress accurately you need to use a big enough window, or it could look like you're failing.

tom cruise has a 45 year career with zero ‘performance’ flops and out of his 43 films to date, 72% have a fresh critic score and 78% have a fresh audience score, no actor dead or alive has that track record