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@AlternativeMUFC Shoe Dog - story of the guy who founded Nike. Really good read

Made the plunge & bought a kindle after reading 2.5 books on my recent pool holiday & now I fancy myself as a Mancunian Stephen Fry. Who can recommend some good reads? Don't feel obliged to name drop footballers autobiographies, I'm open to anything ... I just wish the Mrs was.

@ClixMUFC 👀

Now fucking McTominay is coming on fuck we’ve bottled this #mufc

@D_CMG @Carra23 The proof is in the pudding bro, only time will tell 🤣 Casemiro was dead on Monday though that is factual

@RyanPmanPotter @Carra23 Dont get salty, he didnt lie

At over £100M, Fernandez, Rice & Caicedo are all better value signings than Casemiro is at 70M. He did very well last season, but watching him on Monday would be a worry for Man United with him at 31 with 4 yrs left on his deal. telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/…

@ZainS_MUFC @StretfordPaddck Couldn’t have been more consistent 😂😂 they’re just saying words, like radio dj’s just filling time

This commentary is painful to listen to 🥴 #MUFC

@talkSPORT @ga11agbon The club is literally up for sale 😂

👀 “Whenever Man Utd go through a bad spell, you hear about the owners more!” 🔥 “But when they start doing better, you see less of the ‘owners out’ on Twitter!” @Ga11Agbon believes #MUFC fans are less bothered about the Glazers if they do well…

@DaddyTheNinja I love it, like you say we’re sat in 4th and still absolutely crumbling Liverpool fans. You know we’re doing something right 😂😂😂 - season is Arsenals and we’re the ones getting all the salty Twitter man.

@BlueCityBrain LOL ball going away from akanji with momentum and Bruno running towards it. Take the L Akanji fucked it, he should have engaged Rashford, linesman had not flagged offside so play to the whistle. Rule number 1

Remove rashford out. Play is 100% changed: A) Akanji would get to the ball B) Edersons entire positioning is wrong based on an offside player Refs got it majorly wrong and either cost us the full 3 points or at least 1 point. No one should be trying to justify this.

@DaddyTheNinja Classic 😂 you beat Tottenham 1-0 to get that champions league pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that counts for a carabao cup 😝

@DaddyTheNinja “Mummy united are in a bit of form and we’re getting spanked 3-0 at Brighton”

@DaddyTheNinja I’m not shouting from anywhere 😂 in your greatest 5 premier league seasons and our worst we still finished above you 2 times 🤣

@DaddyTheNinja 😬

@DaddyTheNinja Bless you 😂

@utdrashin EXACTLY - Akanji was too busy thinking ah he’s offside rather than try to still win the ball. If Rashford then physically blocks him and interferes it’s offside but he doesn’t and it isn’t!

Basic knowledge to play to the whistle. Bruno was fortunate to be there. The way the rules work meanS the goal must stand. It would be different if Akanji tried to challenge for the ball and Rashford blocked him from doing that. So take the L pussios. I'm biased and idc. #MUFC

@SkyBet can I have my money back please? This horse was a non-runner but you haven’t refunded me!

@DNZ1809 @AppsMike @Tesco @BBCSouthNews @BBCOne Kinky

@AppsMike @Tesco @BBCSouthNews @BBCOne Ram raid my arse

@DGear86 I reckon your spot on mate! 2-0 united lesssgoooooo

Predicted line up for #MUFC tonight. Lindelof more likely than Bailly but with the pace and mobility of Arsenal I wouldn’t be surprised to see Bailly start

I want to give a major shout out, and a huge thank you to the living legend that is Ole Gunnar Solskjær! Ole you are forever, Sir! Icon! Inspiration! Hero! Legend! Thank you Ole ❤️ @ManUtd