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@esc_gabe Anyone that plays soccer is an embarrassment. Such a soft boring excuse for a sport.

what makes this satisfying is not just that the USA lost this match having cheated. it’s that they lost it in a humiliating, degrading fashion. never has a country’s ego more deserved a boot in the face

@DragonflyQTPI @SpencerHakimian They hate that we don't care we just support anything that represents our nation.

@SpencerHakimian I don't know any Americans who think they are ... Most in the US don't watch or care until the world cup comes around.

The United States is not a serious football team. Beating Paraguay and Bosnia doesn’t count. The Europeans mop the floor with us every 4 years.

@civ_exp @ErickFarmer73 @SpencerHakimian Are simple fractions too hard for you guys?

@ErickFarmer73 @SpencerHakimian "stuck using the metric system" found a retard.

@Endsofinve18158 @ErickFarmer73 @SpencerHakimian Soccer is only popular because the rest of the world can't afford to play anything else.

@ErickFarmer73 @SpencerHakimian Football, bitch. And as for stupid...it's the world's favourite sport. You dumb losers only play ball sports that no one else gives a shit about.

@FlyHigh_CFC @ErickFarmer73 @SpencerHakimian Soccer is for poors America has better things to do then reduce ourselves to third world sports

@ErickFarmer73 @SpencerHakimian With this mentality , we will never win shit . A sore loser just like the one at the head of this country.

@3YearLetterman @tarapalmeri Belgium is only a country because France and Germany didn't want them.

@tarapalmeri You don’t have air conditioning or an ice maker

Trump's "hellhole" country Belgium appears to be crushing team USA. I lived in Brussels for two years and can confirm it's not a hellhole.

@nikobellicfo @msericathegreat @The_Davos_Man Soccer

@msericathegreat @The_Davos_Man CRY.. IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL

Can't wait for the Americans to all be like: "buhuhu we don't care about soccer anyway"

@Kuroji01 @msericathegreat @The_Davos_Man That's why every European country relies on our economy and our military to even have basic functions. Have fun pretending you don't live in the third world.

@msericathegreat @The_Davos_Man We are the greatest continent on planet Earth with the greatest countries to exist, cry some more yank

@AlexDirdara @msericathegreat @The_Davos_Man Nobody even knew the world cup was happening until after it started. Have fun with your third world sport.

@msericathegreat @The_Davos_Man The most American thing imaginable is to care a lot when you think you're winning and pretending you don't care when you're losing. 😂

@BULLDURHAM1988 @Banned_Wagon86 @EricSpracklen We don't spend any resources on third world sports we can afford to play something entertaining.

Might as well be 100-1, this USA team has 0% chance of coming back. I’m ready for the real football season. Soccer sucks.

@Hockey_Is_All We don't spend any resources on third world sports we can afford to play something entertaining.

And Belgium immediately score. Bro, USA is awful. They look FAR worse than both Mexico and Canada.

@TheTalent96 @Sledgehamm63565 @EricSpracklen I'm just realizing the hydration break just started because we have access to clean running water and they couldn't drink water if they wanted back home.

@Sledgehamm63565 @EricSpracklen Most of the fan base is 3rd worlders

There is absolutely nothing about soccer that is entertaining. The only reason I’m watching this game is because of American pride.

@Sledgehamm63565 @EricSpracklen Only because you poor third worlders can't afford to play anything else. .

@EricSpracklen That’s why it’s the most watched sport in the world.

@TheAutumnWind81 @Advoking @EricSpracklen It takes exponentially more skill to play than soccer.

@Advoking @EricSpracklen Baseball is fantastic. This is like watching paint dry.

@Advoking @EricSpracklen Baseball objectively is much harder to play than soccer. I get second hand embarrassment watching grown men pretend to be hurt in soccer instead of just playing the game.

@EricSpracklen Typical American sports normie mind. Baseball is 100 times worse. Basketball? Garbage. Football sure the rest blow

@EricSpracklen But do we actually care or is it just the lack of other sports to watch right now.

I hate to say it, but it doesn’t look like USA can compete with Belgium. We can’t even get the ball across midfield. This is rough to watch.

@John9082128477 @notthefakeDNP And after we lose most of the country won't ever know who wins the tournament because nobody actually gives a shit.

I hope the US keeps winning for many reasons. But one of the most important reasons is so we get another week of making fun of Europeans.

@thatguyisfucked @notthefakeDNP Pretty sure those are the only two sports that matter.

@notthefakeDNP It’s almost entirely to make fun of the rest of the competitors for me. I mean, we’re the world champions of all championships in at least a couple of sports: Real football: 60-0 Baseball: 121:0

@ZenGhola_X @Canada4Europe They would just get referred to their sick eugenics program M.A.I.D and call it healthcare

@Canada4Europe Oh Canada 🙄 It’s a game. I hope you get help.

@Vooroorlog87978 @SmokinSignal @Canada4Europe And join the victory party you mean supply all the guns ammo and food for everyone plus mobilizing an army from thin air to turn the tide... Got it.

@SmokinSignal @Canada4Europe The allied forces. As usual the Americans showed up just in time to join the victory party.