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@_laurennn92 Pheeeeep!!

Dads just asked if we went to the cinema to watch Guest House Paradiso. I was 7 😂

@TeleFootball Let’s cash in on delusion.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon is keen to explore his options to leave Newcastle United in the summer as he looks to follow Alexander Isak out of the club. “It seems as though Gordon feels he has outgrown Newcastle and would like a new challenge as well as a large pay rise at a club competing regularly in the Champions League.” @LukeEdwardsTele has the full exclusive ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@VisionExpress try and update a password on your site. If you even get this far you won’t get past it.

@SuGaR_Babbyyy Whatever the current time is

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Why do people also think the pump is a parking spot. Fill up and move your car to the spaces in front of the store. You ain’t driving off, you are going to pay. Just move away from the pump

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Some people are just so selfish .. 🙃

@c2c_Rail More improvement works all week again. Why are the lines being closed so frequently? Is the work really being organised that poorly? With the number of early evening closures, you could have installed new track and signalling by now.

Good morning everyone, the morning team are here to assist with all your travel enquiries today orlo.uk/1quKy

@LBC I wish they would put those yellow tags the indicate no fuel at a pump at the end of the pump before you drove alongside it. Very annoying to pull into a pump to find out it doesn’t have your fuel type

@miss_jadeyxx They pay me to drive it so it makes it bearable. Plus less crowded up front 😂

Off to Essex tomorrow...gotta get the underground from London to Essex....I'm already anxious n not even there yet...I don't know how people get used to the underground it literaly Changes my breathing 🤣🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@LeadersJunction He should give this talk about food to starving people. Would cure hunger 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ex-Goldman Sachs Trader Rewires Your Brain to Show You How to Think of Money‼️‼️

@c2c_Rail Lucky that you or network rail close your line almost every evening and weekends for engineering work to prevent issues

⚠️ (2) Due to a fault with the signalling system at Upminster trains have to run at reduced speed. Train services running across the whole c2c network may be delayed or revised. orlo.uk/072Gx

@NoContextHumans Used to be you got tips for offering excellent service. Not just for doing your job.

Thoughts?

@Mishi_2210 500 / (½ of 500 + 50 = 300) = 1.6666666667

Answer is not "300" Tell me the answer and win $1000

@Mishi_2210 500 / (½ + 50) 50.5 = 9.900990099

@alanshearer Good job we have pacey wingers. Allows us to make slow laboured build up play to give opposition to get into their unbeatable low block. Subs were good though after all why change tactics when what wasn’t working before is plan A

Didn’t do anywhere near enough to win. Miles off it in forward positions. #WOLNEW

@_laurennn92 Does he even have a plan A

@RyanTCB Well we know Eddie’s feelings on having a plan b 🙄

65th minute substitution . Well I never

@NUFCEdge Haven’t seen us attack with pace for most of the season. We allow them time to get in their low blocks against us with too much build up play

Our biggest issue, BY FAR, this season is how slow we move the ball! We’re too easy to defend against and once teams get in a deep block, we have no answers.

@prinkasusa There has to be some merit to that for sure. Wonder how many marriages lasted cos the man was financially trapped cos he didn’t want to lose half his pension and his house in a divorce though

i’m going to piss some men off with this, but a lot of long marriages in the past existed because women were financially trapped. when a woman makes her own money, the only thing a man can truly offer is how he treats her. that’s why there’s a male loneliness epidemic

@Qudsia_Malik33 The person tweeting the image