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@justin_ng @Number10cat Rude!

@Number10cat Well...😂 to his credit he was just ensuring your safety.

Showing Starmer's chauffeur who's boss...

The queen napping on our bed

@kedi_sofa I picked up my IG use for you

Her Royal fluffiness

@PickliciousF PK is also disappointed with the time delay

These jowls need filling, when’s lunch?? (32 minutes apparently 😾)

@PickliciousF You have gorgeous eyes. I would sing many praises and worship your beauty, and give kippers and cheese ir I were there. Mommy is lucky.

Pardon me, sorry to disturb you, but breakfast should have been 2 hours ago & obviously my mummy must have forgotten so could you spare a medium to large kipper with a side of cheese? Don’t tell my mummy I asked, she’s very busy. I repeat: DO NOT TELL MY MUMMY I ASKED!

Whiskers Wednesday with His Royal Chillness

@PickliciousF A well placed paw on the bladder wakes them up every time.

Is there really any difference between you giving me my breakfast at 6 or, at, say, 5.30? You’re up anyway. How about 5.18? Or maybe even 5.06? I’ll wake you up even earlier tomorrow and we can try it out.

@FartyCheddarCat Cats are obligate carnivores after all. More protein

Buggy fwend kwalls thru da gwass, I ses to him hallo! Wen he twies to kwall away, I tells him stay, no go. So den I puts him in my mouff, I makes shur he not flee. He gos KWUNCH, den in my tum, Now he will stay wif me. #CheddarPoetry #BugFwendsGoInTummy #FinComeForNomsAgen

@PickliciousF Same

Fed up

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 9820 6291 3069!

@doglovers360_ Not. Only the goodest of doggos here.

@FcJunction There's always more. That's what more means.

What, what, what do you think the Street Mugger wants? #cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter

@sprootstoots Those ears

Tricksie cursorses my prescious

@NeoricanJr @itsJeffTiedrich Seems like there would be more profit in doing something 🤔

it's hard to believe that ten years of not doing a fucking thing didn't stop school shootings

@Lindademocat @itsJeffTiedrich 😂🤣🤣😅😆

under oath, Jenna Ellis admitted that she lied. under oath, Sidney Powell admitted that she lied. under oath, Rupert Murdoch admitted that Fox News lies. aren't you dipshits fucking tired of being lied to. wake the fuck up

Please

@scruffkit His Royal Chillness has handsome down to a science

Sometimes you just gotta beings an handsomes man 🤷

@kedi_sofa His royal Chillness says is this the Monday you stay home or go to work. If you're still here after breakfast I'll chill near you.

@kedi_sofa His Royal Chillness is always first up waiting for breakfast