Steve Bichimer
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Steve Bichimer
@SBichimer
fmr marketing @messaricrypto | Founder @perchtogether

We're launching Monaco today. Monaco automates customer acquisition and revenue growth for startups. The platform disrupting sales with AI has finally arrived.

JUST IN: OpenAI is reportedly charging advertisers $60 for every 1k impressions for ChatGPT ads.

What happens when holders sell? Every token team asks this question. Few actually model it. Introducing Sell Pressure, a free simulator for token unlock dynamics. 🧵



Net Success Rate (including Bowls/Postseason) FBS Teams vs FBS 2025 1 Ohio State +.160 2 Indiana +.152 3 James Madison +.141 4 Notre Dame +.135 5 Texas A&M +.118 6 Toledo +.107 7 Texas Tech +.104 8 Oregon +.099 9 Miami FL +0.097 10 Washingon +0.088 11 Utah +0.088 12 San Diego State +0.079 13 North Texas +0.077 14 Georgia +0.076 15 South Florida +0.076 16 Oklahoma +0.069 17 Navy +0.065 18 BYU +0.057 19 UTSA +0.055 20 East Carolina +0.055 21 Vanderbilt +0.055 22 Missouri +0.053 23 Old Dominion +0.053 24 Virginia +0.051 25 Michigan +0.049

Kaito never worked anyways. Protocols paid $150,000 to inorganically boost mindshare via AI slop, none of which translated into improved fundamentals. InfoFi has been a net negative to CT, companies, and tokenholders, and I'm happy to see it go.


an update on HNT buybacks: the market doesn’t seem to care about projects buying their tokens back off the market, so we are going to stop wasting our money under the current conditions Helium + Mobile generated $3.4M in October alone and I’d rather we use that money to grow the business than pour it into a hole. we’re fully focused on growing @helium_mobile subscribers, the @helium network installed base, and growing carrier offload usage and will be directing all our $ in to those endeavors until morale improves data credits will continue to be burned for all carrier offload as always. thank you for your attention to this matter!

How do we determine which projects are likely to drive lasting, fundamental progress over the long-term? Introducing Messari’s Disruption Factor. A proof of concept framework to measure how deeply a crypto project has embedded itself into the broader world and into mainstream user behavior. 🧵👇


We are so back! The Messari Theses for 2026 is live and available for free. Jump into the full report now ⬇️
