Simon Hagger

Woke up in a great mood, dancing round kitchen with wife. Lovely Day, seven wonders, Dreams so far, oh and Soolaimon. Loving life

@Matt_Pinner My dad had a Datsun Cherry, when it rained back seat was always piss wet through

My wife says it never happened. Who remembers there’s a car called Datsun before it was renamed as Nissan?

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@HumanityChad Nice effort, best thing the owner was one of them trying to bounce it. Just got caught up in the euphoria 🤣🤣🤣

When a 21st-floor apartment caught fire, neighbors didn’t freeze, they took action. They LIFTED a car blocking the fire truck so firefighters could get through. 👏 Humans can truly be beautiful ❤️

@SharpFootball Do NOT tell the @Browns

OMG I have NEVER seen this before 🔥🔥 Colts ran a fake punt on 4th down they converted Next play, on 1st & 10, they left the punt team on the field! And ran a fake punt again! Texans had no clue what was happening and had too many men on the field ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!!

@JLloydMM @fesshole Ah I see what youre angling at with this pun

@fesshole Should have paid more attention, you mitre succeeded.

I was in my mid-40s before I realised that being forced to study subjects you failed at and hated was important because it taught you what you shouldn't do in later life. I should never be a carpenter. Most of my woodwork items were 40% Polyfilla.

Wtf grow up

@Utdcen Denis Law

All football fans should easily know this player Let's go ✍️

@GunnerPuls Uruguay?

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: DIFFICULT

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@LegacySiu Ibrahimovic

Guess the player Level: Hardest

@TWFootball1867 Wish Horvath would of come instead of being in 2 minds but playing well tbh

Millwall find a way through. We've played well tonight. However, I do just wish that we would clear the ball at times. We seem to go under pressure in spells and we invite it as we don't clear our lines. When you are in a spell and then you feel the momentum shift and you go under pressure, you have to accept this and just start to do the basics and grow back into the game before starting to play again

Should of come for it Horvath but what a performance so far, if we get the other 2 signings we will look a little better. Just want heart in each game #justkeepbattling #swfc

@AlexJPMiller Shame, because he is rolls Royce when fit. Any idea how long for Bernard?

The frustration continues👇 thestar.co.uk/sport/football… #SWFC🦉

@NatashaCL7 Must of slipped through the net as I aint none of the above 😳😳🤣🤣

I only follow people who are hot, smart, or funny. Good luck figuring out which one you are. 🫦

The next time you’re considering arguing with some batshit crazy liberal… Remember that THIS👇🏻 is the type of person you’re about to argue with!! Then do yourself a favor and move on because there’s no discussion to be had with people this insane.

Who the fuck is cutting onions in my front room 🥺🥺

What a 2nd half this is, we are dominant just cant get equaliser. But tbh its about the bigger picture 27k on ground Chansiri gone. Let's find a buyer and attack in Jan to stay up if we dont we smash League 1. #swfc

@tasteofskye Hi