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@BoneJail Yep. I’m 50 and did this every summer. Lemon juice in our hair reading women’s magazines and listening to Casey Kasem’s top 40. This was the essential summertime fun.

I was just thinking that all of the men being pussies in Australia was just on the integer a fella with a man bun complained that my vape smoke hit him while we are in a city with cars whizzing by. Not to mention actual cigarettes being smoked. 🙃😆

@Ian_A_Irwin @TheBassSlayerz @greg16676935420

@TheBassSlayerz @greg16676935420 He's right, I was so offended by this post that I also passed away in my sleep, while I was still awake!

Greg peacefully passed away in his sleep last night We will be shutting down his Twitter account in 3 days Please respect our privacy during this difficult time

Hello to my X peeps from Bondi Beach! Wish you were here…

This is 100% true. Pittsburgh driving is not normal

This annoys all the right people.

Look at this absolute freak show of a human being!! 😳

Who else enjoyed watching this beauty put Elizabeth Banks in her place?

@Bob_Janke Congratulations 🎉

getting lobotomized at 4pm

@stevebyrnelive Are you in LA? I was just in LA at an Apple Store and I had this question three times while in line.

In line 9 deep at UPS, I’m last in line. A woman comes up to me: Her: Is there a line? Me: Yes. Her: are you in line? Me: yes. Her: so I get behind you? Me: are you allowed to vote?

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

@Rothmus Literally LOL

JUST IN: Democrats in Pennsylvania withdrew a resolution to honor March as national women’s month after a Republican asked them what a woman is You cannot make this up 🤣🤣

A 9 year old girl being sold into sex slavery and forced to marry to a 70 year old Muslim man

Why? Why? Why? What do they want children sexualized so badly?

Boy you can really tell the single dudes that haven’t ever touched a woman on this app can’t you? 🤣

@0biKwanKenobi @A_luginbill_ @ShaunMorash Go Ice!!! 🇺🇸🤟🏼😎

@0biKwanKenobi @A_luginbill_ @ShaunMorash LOL. I can tell that you are unsuccessful yourself and single af just by these posts. Good luck getting along with your shit life “Joseph Cool” 😂.

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

@Bob_Janke @chloeevansj

@chloeevansj I'm going to go out on a limb and guess not too many people talk to her

imagine explaining this to family members over the holidays

@0biKwanKenobi @A_luginbill_ @ShaunMorash A “yinzer bumpkin”. lol. I travel the world to watch comedy. Heading to the Sydney Comedy Festival tomorrow and still haven’t heard of her and still wouldn’t say that she has had the success of Bert. And I can have an opinion without searching your bio looking for an insult. 🙃😎

@SNEALMade @A_luginbill_ @ShaunMorash I don’t know this person either but a very brief google search shows they have multiple Netflix specials, won multiple awards, and have multiple TV roles Good thing someone’s success isn’t determined by whether or not some Yinzer bumpkin has seen them live

@Rightanglenews This is hilarious. We should all be doing this!

BREAKING - A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral after hiring a roofing company she knew employed illegals, only to call ICE after the job was completed, with agents arriving on scene and arresting six Guatemalan illegals working on the crew.