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@RosettaStone2D @MensHumor It's against men's welfare to have them do a juice cleanse, it's bad for them, they need real food.
It's against women's welfare to do a juice cleanse, all that sugar with no substance spikes insulin and makes them hangry.
Just eat real food prepared simply, focus on meat and veg
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Sorry but I hope he got caught. He would rather lie then just tell his wife he doesn't want to do the cleanse. Cause now he's gonna get caught, she's gonna get pissed, he's gonna tell her then, and now she's pissed, you've broken her trust by lying, it's not break up offence but dude will be sleeping on the couch for a while. Had you just told her before you could have had a talk calmly, trust would still be there, hell she may even respect him more had he. Now everyone is gonna be told the truth after he's caught and he's gonna be in deep shit.
Now other then my feelings we don't know the context, but he agree'd to do the cleanse, but again we don't know if she forced him to do it. Should he still be lying, NO!
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@homewardnotes @HormoneHangover I went for a stronger brew and it smells awesome just 6 weeks in, the sharp alcohol smell is already starting to go away. It’s for Christmas desserts next winter, the longer brew pulls more kinds of flavor compounds, so it'll be more complex by the time December rolls around.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ Go hard or go home, eh? It's so hot when she has hot, homemade food on the table when he gets home. It's so hot when she has the house clean when he gets home from work. It's so hot when she initiates sex. It's so hot when she encourages him to go out with the boys.
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Women have this very successful tactic where they all unionize online and say things like
"it's soo hot when men... do the laundry. it makes me so wet when guys... don't get mad when i text my ex"
Men all copied it with the olympics girl. "It's sooo hot how she's not a bitch"
Plausibly Deniable@PD_EXP
Men have discovered the key to saving gender relations in the US: Repeating "It's sooooo hot when women... are somewhat nice"
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@HormoneHangover @homewardnotes An ounce of beans to 8 oz vodka steep for 3 months minimum. Can do 2 oz beans per 8 oz vodka for that strong Christmas time kind of vanilla. Get the Grade A online, I get Madagascar beans for less than a dollar per bean. Oh, and use ~40% abv, 80 proof, you need the water too
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@homewardnotes I have never been super impressed with my homemade extract I think because it’s never strong enough with the amount of beans to vodka ratio I do. But do report back if you do! I’m sure I didn’t do it right
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@30GotNext It's a direct standards clash. Black people smell strongly compared to them (more/bigger apocrine sweat glands than other races, generally), behavior comes off as rude much more easily and intensely due to very different standards, violence rates, etc. Bothers them, don't like it
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@peppersagooddog @HazelAppleyard I feel sad that she doesn't find her partner funny. You know how much a funny husband greases the friction points in a marriage? Rough day, dude still makes you laugh? It's fuckin' awesome.
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@HazelAppleyard I cannot even imagine spending 7 years being supportive of a stand up career for a person that has never once made me laugh.
She HAD to have told him he wasn't funny many times, right? I am curious how crowds react to him, & which one of these people is genuinely crazy lol
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@HazelAppleyard Controlling, territorial, trust issues, and physically harms her. I'd bet money it's not the first time he's hurt her and she's been pretty well isolated. The only viable option is to run, hide, disappear off the face of the earth for him, exclusively use an unexpected new name.
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@creepydotorg I'm inclined to believe the guy, but even if he's lying, that's between him and his maker. Getting to the point where that's a real question is a long, miserable slog where civilization becomes irrelevant and the questions become very simple. Life, death, food, water, waste, temp
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The fisherman who survived 14 months lost at sea was later sued for $1 million by the family of his crewmate, who accused him of cannibalism.
After fierce winds disabled their boat, the two drifted across the Pacific for months, surviving on fish, birds, and turtle blood.
When he washed ashore 438 days later at the southernmost tip of the Marshall Islands, he was alone.
He said his crewmate’s condition worsened after two months, and he eventually died after refusing to eat.
The fisherman kept the body on the boat for nearly a week, talking to it as if he were still alive, before finally pushing it overboard.

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@ThrillaRilla369 If you puff up at them and walk like you have a pair, they part like the red sea. If they persist, grab 'em by the neck and throw 'em like a discus, they'll be fine and it gets them going in the right direction.
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@nienna121 And why would she be annoyed? It hurts sometimes, but the exercise is good for them and it's funny. Getting to play chestburster with the baby is fun, especially once they get big and strong.
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It is apparent that to many people, an infant’s “sin” really means “annoying an adult”.
Christina Douglas@ChristinaD7166
@ProvisionistP Even kicking mommy in the belly is a sin. Where they are called innocent is because they are incapable of understanding sin.
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@vap0r1 @TheLaurenChen Toxic empathy is a bid for control rather than understanding, sharing, and feeling another person's emotions or perspective
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@TheLaurenChen That is not true at all. Plenty of women who can't process hypotheticals but still have toxic empathy.
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Low-IQ people have trouble grasping hypothetical situations
What isn't discussed enough is how this translates into a lack of empathy
They're not even able to process the implications of their actions on themselves, of course they can't/don't think about the impact on others
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy
Interviewer: “Do you ever think about the consequences of rape?” Illegal migrant: “Like, if she screams and wakes someone up?” Interviewer: “No, I’m talking about the girl.” Illegal migrant: “Yeah. When we rape her we might get an STD.” THIS IS WHAT’S COMING TO THE WEST.
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@jtrocksforever @SocialNomadRach Are you sure it's me that doesn't know what gnosticism is? Or maybe you don't know enough about the extreme left or scientology to grasp what I'm describing?
Either way, my advice stands. Head down this path, you'll find whole new depths of insanity you won't recover from.
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@SS94683 @SocialNomadRach You don’t have a concept of the actual doctrine of gnosticism
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@jtrocksforever @SocialNomadRach Comparing the biblical god to Set is exactly that. Scientology and extreme left are a couple neo flavors of gnosticism, they have different terms depending, but the meaning is the same. Yhwh is their demiurge, a malicious creator of chaos, which is what Set is.
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@jtrocksforever @SocialNomadRach Gnosticism and schizophrenia aren't exactly super healthy together, man. Schizo, already struggling with definitions and reality. Gnostics wanna destroy all definitions. More structure gives people with schizophrenia something to fall back on when stuff doesn't make sense
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@_AdeyemiFunmi @sciencegirl Each length is about where the hem sits on the legs. Like, Mezzo covers the knees, that's just where that hemline goes, and skirt length is modified to meet that goal if necessary. Long legs, short legs, doesn't matter.
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@sciencegirl This is presumably for a particular height but i like the concept
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@CrankyFed Make it a series, include the actual heist attempts of the corpse of Dante Alighieri. Florence still wants him, I believe.
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@Jim546074919103 @dr68074 @RealPostFolder When they're older, yeah. The first few years are hard though. When they start sorting out emotional regulation and basic safety to some reasonable degree around 4 or so, it becomes easier pretty quickly. A few years after that, they're taking stuff off your plate reliably.
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@dr68074 @RealPostFolder watching kids is fucking easy. it's a scam
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@Ravenismeee Spite. Don't have to achieve anything but continued existence if your purpose is living to spite someone. Sometimes, that's enough.
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@PrishaMosley The children think it's funny that I like slime as much as vampires like garlic. They know the rules though, they lose any slime I clean up.
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