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Celebrating our stupid side satirically. Do not take posts too seriously.

Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Temmuz 2021
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Angel
Angel@Yemo247·
@Bayo_Bilisi Yoruba Ronu was coined on this TL by Dayo Israel, APC Youth Leader…so it technically APC word😁
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Angel
Angel@Yemo247·
Dear Bayo Bilisi @Bayo_Bilisi I have said today is for peace but I will oblige you for just a few minutes…kindly answer this question with Clarity of purpose Where were you when Dayo Israel introduced the phrase “ronu” on this TL? Where were you when the likes of me were going from spaces to spaces to explain what “ronu” meant? Where exactly were you when Hauwa opened a space for almost 7 days to label “ronu” as terrorist movement? Where were you when Luca Brasi created the logo for the “Ronu” So because you were treated unfairly in the Obidient’s mvt you felt you can question the likes of me who have been fighting and speaking against the attack of Yoruba people on this app… The Ronu mvt started as a cautionary word to the akotiletas who were ready to burn down their heritage to satisfy others…if you were not part of Us in 2023…you need to sit down and don’t go about asking me questions Please I respect people a lot and I stay in my lane…please respect that because when we were fighting you were dinning with the Obidients across the aisle…for the record, I am not a card member of the APC…Happy Easter
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Her Excellency(Ada)👑
Igbo Woman with Ichafu & not Gele! Finally attended a proper Yoruba wedding.
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Theatre Of Dreams 🇳🇬
Theatre Of Dreams 🇳🇬@Raschid_bwhizzy·
You Yoruba people that so much hate being Yoruba. You can just denounce your ethnicity and move to which ever you want. Stop insulting us to please your friends from other ethnic extractions. Ke ko fvkin daanu
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THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE
@xamgrin @realFemiOtedola @officialABAT @AlikoDangote Which means... Obasanjo had a hand "in it" . Yar'Adua had all ten fingers "in it" . Ebele Goodluck was swimming "in it" . Sai Baba Buhari sat 'in it". All politicians that served since this insecurity started, are therefore not clean. No one is excused
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Femi Ote$
Femi Ote$@realFemiOtedola·
Yesterday, I spent Easter Sunday with our dear President, Bola Tinubu, and my bestie Aliko Dangote. We discussed the economy and how Nigerians can benefit from the reforms. On a day of resurrection and renewal, Mr President was still working. That kind of commitment gives you hope for Nigeria 🇳🇬 … F.Ote💲
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JJ. Omojuwa
JJ. Omojuwa@Omojuwa·
You this odallerctual fraud. Kosofe man by bus arrival. Somolu by force by fire. You see Nigeria by the contours of blood. It’s why a man being asked to account for the contraction of his theories versus practice sounds like Schadenfreude to you.  This is your forte. You celebrate a pothole repaired or a Julius Berger sign in one state with the fervour of a man witnessing the construction of the Lagos rail network. The same you will look at a new airport terminal in Ogun, light rail lines in Lagos, a world class project in your ‘beloved’ Kosofe, an industrial cluster in Kaduna, or a measurable policy gain elsewhere in the country and find, with the discipline of the wilfully blind, nothing to say. Other times, you find something to say that is precisely calibrated to diminish. You’ve been found out, MuFu! Tau.  I don’t rate you. You are unrated. Not applicable. Na. N/A. I don’t even get your obsession with me. You aren’t worthy. I will acknowledge you only as much as this tweet and be done with you like a privileged livestock finally handed its destined end. Never loved!  You are a fake ass, a weakling, a pussy cat who advances hate against his country at every turn whilst finding balance in celebrating the undeniable. You are a disgusting fellow who must be ignored. In this tweet, I choose to treat you like a mosquito, batted away into its denouement so I can focus on the Amadi I at least can vouch for his sense of duty, amidst whatever other contradictions.  You speak in the language of accountability but deploy the vocabulary of unequal standards. Your standards are elastic, conveniently stretching or contracting depending on whose name sits above the achievement or where it is.  You better hold this note as my universal response to whatever you say today or do in the future. Frame it. After this, I will return to treating your existence like the nonevent it is.  You aren’t worth more than this, both in the content and the fact you don’t deserve another response. Sub-king of the Obidients, the quarter-eyed one amidst the visually impaired.  See this as my sole contribution to your Elon farming salary. Add it to the stipends Chife supports you with. On that note, you now are no longer real to me, you don’t exist, so poof, vamoose…
Kalu Aja@FinPlanKaluAja1

See the Schadenfreude

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abikedabiri
abikedabiri@abikedabiri·
The problem is the use of agents for South African visas. Apart from passport data pages, they fill in anything they wish. This way the travellers fail immigration interviews on their reasons for coming. One of them had also been insulting the SA govt online, so they already had him on their radar. When confronted with the insults, he was unable to defend himself. Not sure which of the three ??You are free to take it up when you return
Just_Yemi@YemiFirstson

@Wizarab10 @gameintel9ja @abikedabiri @BettingTipsMan @47kasz @pbtips_ @mrmacaroni @instablog9ja Me I’m tired and stressed already I wish to leave here asap. There are other Nigerians, females included that have been detained here. The height of their wickedness here mehn.

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Unruly
Unruly@pontrol_777·
Some APC are really sending their dogs to come for Ronu because of that Adamawa bride! They really thought because the guy was APC, he had become untouchable? According to them, if you used to support LP or PDP, you are not a valid Ronu member.. Egbami 😂😂
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MADE IN LAGOS 🧊💎⚡️🔥
There’s no justification for siding with that Adamawa woman hating on Yoruba women since 2017. The lady even hates APC party! The only reason you people are supporting her is because you know and benefit from her APC husband. Let’s not be hypocrites.
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Unruly
Unruly@pontrol_777·
Leader wey fold?? Same person that deleted and explained to the mobs?? Una think say we blind for this app?
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Angel@Yemo247

@Bayo_Bilisi Yoruba Ronu was coined on this TL by Dayo Israel, APC Youth Leader…so it technically APC word😁

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Bayo Bilisi (Back Up)
Bayo Bilisi (Back Up)@Bayo_Bilisi·
Make @Yemo247 dey call us akotileta. 😂 Someone that stood with an Adamawa lady that insulted our mothers and sisters fah! Aunty. Incase you don't know, no be only house you dey "kò tá", you don sell your self-esteem and pride finish... Rede Rede
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THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE@SSautiva·
@Yemo247 How were you acting before they came back, spineless mfs now finding their voice 🤣🤣
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Angel
Angel@Yemo247·
Wonders sha never end on this Elon Moshalasi’s street…All of una wey dem chase comot from the Obidient’s camp like dawgs and factory rejects wan come tell Us wey hold home down how we shd act…No be ment be that??? Awon Akotiletas, Omo Pau bi Ibon….
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Bayo Bilisi (Back Up)
Bayo Bilisi (Back Up)@Bayo_Bilisi·
You defended APC not Yorùbá people... Everyone who was against APC was your enemy. Isn't it? 😹 If you're truly defending Yorùbá people, why are you standing with an Adamawa lady that denigraated Yorùbás including the women which you are part of? But you're defending her because she's APC which you are affiliated with. We don't have a problem with what you believe in. You shouldn't meddle in our affairs too. If the lady hadn't mention Yorùbás, many of us will not be here today. You can't use an Adamawa lady to define what Ronu should stand for or not. So are you Ronu? Yemo, leave Story for the gods and trash for lawma. If they mention Bayo Bilisi anywhere on this app, the next thing they will mention is he's Ronu. But you're APC and the party is not a plague so why trying to become overnight Ronu? 😹 No ronú member will defend a woman that denigraates his mother, sister etc except of course there's some exchange. That being said, I wouldn't answer where I was during those terrible times you mentioned up there. You can defend the lady as an APC member, we will understand but you see this Ronu Movement... A mọ ra wá... T'aba rí r'awa... Is there still more you want to write? 😹
Angel@Yemo247

Dear Bayo Bilisi @Bayo_Bilisi I have said today is for peace but I will oblige you for just a few minutes…kindly answer this question with Clarity of purpose Where were you when Dayo Israel introduced the phrase “ronu” on this TL? Where were you when the likes of me were going from spaces to spaces to explain what “ronu” meant? Where exactly were you when Hauwa opened a space for almost 7 days to label “ronu” as terrorist movement? Where were you when Luca Brasi created the logo for the “Ronu” So because you were treated unfairly in the Obidient’s mvt you felt you can question the likes of me who have been fighting and speaking against the attack of Yoruba people on this app… The Ronu mvt started as a cautionary word to the akotiletas who were ready to burn down their heritage to satisfy others…if you were not part of Us in 2023…you need to sit down and don’t go about asking me questions Please I respect people a lot and I stay in my lane…please respect that because when we were fighting you were dinning with the Obidients across the aisle…for the record, I am not a card member of the APC…Happy Easter

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HRH banke oniru
HRH banke oniru@HRH_bankeoniru·
This is Yoruba land … you people continue chasing shadows. Instead of you people to advocate and speak about it , you avoid the truth because you are APC. You are Yoruba before you are a Nigerian. You are a Nigerian before you are APC. Alatenuje ni yin Awon elebi oshi.
The Yoruba Times@TheYorubaTimes

BREAKING 🇳🇬🏚️: Iworo, Ifelodun has been deserted as residents flee amid rising insecurity ravaging the community.

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Starley
Starley@YeltansBlog·
@abikedabiri See what this useless woman is putting out there. U r stupid for this
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Nopkins
Nopkins@_Nop_kins·
You don ever see any Yoruba but wey add Obidient to their name? Akintollgate used tollgate Mc pilot and co, Na bayo be the first but wey add Obidient that was how passionate he was 😂😂 Today na him da decide who be Ronu or not, all of una wey support this insult, will suffer for it.
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HRH banke oniru
HRH banke oniru@HRH_bankeoniru·
All Ronus are not APC. All APCs are not Ronus. In my considered opinion, Yoruba Ronu is not a partisan movement. It transcends political parties. Yoruba Ronu is a cultural and existential imperative, a conscious resolve to preserve, protect, and transmit our rich Yoruba heritage, identity, and values undiluted and intact for generations yet unborn, as long as the earth endures. Long after PDP, APC, AAC, ADC, and whatever other political acronyms come and go, Yoruba Ronu will remain - steadfast, enduring, and unapologetic. Yoruba is my passion.
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THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE@SSautiva·
@_Nop_kins Stfu werey, y'all can speak now ba. What's hurting you is the refusal of Ronus to compromise their ideology for the weak ass mofos in your party.
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Nopkins
Nopkins@_Nop_kins·
Ronu are always organized, coordinated, Until that Bayo Obidient brought the mobs mentality here. Now everyone just act like sheeps even those wey sabi speak English 😩
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