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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump's team is shopping for Iran's next leader and they just named their favorite Politico reports the White House is quietly evaluating Iran's Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf as a potential post-war partner. One official called him "a hot option." The administration is explicitly modeling this on Venezuela, where they installed a cooperative leader who gave Washington favorable oil terms in exchange for staying in power. The most revealing quote came from an official describing the selection process: "As people rise, we'll do a quick test, and if they're radical, we'll take them out." Yep... that's an American official casually describing assassination as a job interview elimination round. Reza Pahlavi, the exiled crown prince, is officially off the table. Instead they want someone already inside the system who can cut a deal. This confirms exactly what this war was always building toward. Not regime change. Regime adjustment. Keep the structure, swap the driver, secure the oil terms, and call it peace. Whether Ghalibaf, who publicly denies any talks and threatened to target U.S. Treasury bondholders last week, is actually willing to play ball is the literal trillion dollar question. Source: Politico

Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪 and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣 “The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙 “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy”🤔 “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life”🫢 “Is Venezuela in SPAIN?”😬😬😬

🇾🇪 Where are the Houthis right now? Iran’s getting hammered, but the guys who used to shut down the Red Sea, hit Israel, and take on U.S. ships have gone completely silent, no attacks, no launches. They’re probably licking wounds from old bombings, cutting deals with Saudi for cash, or just waiting on Iran’s orders while beefing up coastal defenses. Their boss Abdul Malik al-Houthi even said “our hands are on the trigger”, so this quiet feels like they’re saving up for something big, maybe Bab el-Mandeb next. Why this is important? Well, they're not blindly following Iran's lead, they see themselves as partners not puppets, and jumping in now risks massive U.S. or Israeli strikes that could wreck their control over Yemen. Analysts say this silence is actually them playing the long game, holding Bab el-Mandeb as a killer card to slam global trade when Iran needs max pressure. Source: BusinessBasicsYT

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