Stephen Taylor

@TheOscarRace Looks like Lesley Sharp?

The worst extra performance of all time

@Ic3Evaa Clubs in European competition should not be exempt from the earlier rounds of the league cup and certainly not seeded when they do enter. They could be given the option of not entering at all, should they be worried about fixture overload.

@thevalerieleon Carry on up the Jungle on ITV3 this morning...what a sight for sore eyes.

I've just returned from a wonderful holiday in sunny #Valencia, only to find that #London is even hotter!  But I'm not complaining - summer is my favourite time of year 😎😎😎 l hope the sun is shining for you this weekend too. Happy Saturday everyone, Love from Valerie xxx

@CarlBovisNature Number 6. Went on a boat trip last week whilst holidaying in Pembrokeshire (sadly the landing trips were booked out). I would share some photos, but I'd only embarrass myself.

I go to Skomer Island to see the Puffins at the end of the month! 😀😍 Do you know where in the UK Skomer Island is? 🐦 Which 🥰 is in the right place? ⬇️🤔

@anonymous_darts @OfficialPDC Also 701 legs rather than 501

Dear @OfficialPDC Please put another pairs tournament on the calendar Cheers

@NoContextBrits Punched Pockets

Settle a debate for me. What are these called?

@TrollFootball The attacker celebrating like he had scored a "Worldie" was a bit much..

Polish League never disappoints

@JokesWithMark Incidentally, the seats are near the exit (coincidence) and I am still wondering how you managed to get off stage in time to greet everyone leaving at the end of the show.

@ST2648 Brilliant 🙏

I’m going back out on tour with a new show in 2026. Can’t wait!

@JokesWithMark Already booked for Worcester (same seats as for Quip off the Mark).

This is where I’m coming

Tonight I’ll be doing a watch along of my comedy special ‘Quip Off The Mark’ at 8pm on YouTube. Hit me with any questions in the comments 😀 It’s free to watch and all I ask is that you share it with people who love jokes on social media & in WhatsApp groups. See you all at 8pm!

@adeleparks Yes...

@softtail65 One of my favourite bands @SkarlettRiot has an amazing female lead singer.

@20th_Centurygal She's Kerosene, by the Interrupters

I'm hosting a New Year's Eve party, and everyone's invited! Let's create the ultimate party playlist together. Each guest should add a song to the list, but the song must start with the same letter as your first name...🎶🎉

@JokesWithMark Quip off the Mark was a great show, so high anticipation for the next one. No pressure.

That’s officially the end of the Quip Off The Mark tour. What started as 15 dates turned into 216! Thank so much to everyone for watching my clips and deciding to give it a punt! My next tour will be announced soon and I can’t wait to get out there and do it all again ❤️

@jomickane Fish....never heard anything different.

Depending on where you come from what word do you say at the end of this phrase.....🤔👇

@SoVeryBritish Fish Never heard anything different...

Apparently this phrase ends differently depending on where you’re from, so… finish this phrase: “What’s that got to do with the price of _______?”

@JVMonte2 London Calling - The Clash And Out Come the Wolves - Rancid From Here to Infirmary - Alkaline Trio

What are three albums by three different artists you would never want to do without?

@20th_Centurygal Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal

Do you have a favorite cover song you prefer over the original? #MusicisLife

@danopaquette Talk of the Town...

Your favorite Pretenders song is ________ Mine is “Louie Louie”