Sam Crump

#GuinnessW6N #IREvITA #BBCSport #BBCiplayer This is getting silly, when are we going to be able to watch this rugby match? Over 20 minutes in and you can't get it working 😡🤬

Hi @Channel4 I wanted to send someone a link to the 24 hours in police custody episode from 13 July 25, Lost Boys. Has it been removed from catch up? I can’t find it anywhere!

@NOWHelpTeam I've just found out no-one can call my landline phone, it says it's busy. There's a dial tone and I can ring out. Broadband works fine. Not sure what the problem is.

@RosieisaHolt Threads is more similar to here but much nicer atmosphere

Ello ello. I am still on this hellsite though conflicted on whether to be, but I’ve also moved onto Bluesky, so far just seeing a lot of cats on there. bsky.app/profile/rosiei…

@RevRichardColes I'll start by saying I have no fashion taste or expertise, I always thought that its history must have been to do with the showing wealth. Wearing a pinstripe suit showed you could afford a tailor expensive and good enough to keep all the stripes verticle and pattern matched.

@stuzi_pants @mrjamesob It's starting to look like the unseen buildup to Tomorrow Never Dies, he must have watched that and been so disappointed that his hero Elliot Carver was beaten by Bond.

@mrjamesob He’s a chemical spillage away from becoming a supervillain

This might explain where Musk is getting his warped & fascistic impression of the U.K. from…

@Liecatcher1 @shashj Well given what’s happening at the moment British culture appears to be alcohol, racism, looting and violence. #notinmyname

@shashj If you don't integrate, you're not part of the culture.

@ask_aubry Surely it's mandatory to celebrate both!

If you are Irish and German and decide to celebrate Oktoberfest, are you not allowed to celebrate St Paddy's Day?

@adamhillscomedy Norse Iron Made Men

This is Greg. If he was in a Disabled Heavy Band what would it be called?

@annikakes @EffinBirds So good, maybe just needs a bird poo exclamation mark lol

New shirt from @EffinBirds arrived and it couldn’t have come at a better time!

@supertanskiii Pied piper might be the only one with a chance of uniting that pack of rats they’ve got as MPs at the moment

Breaking: Priti Patel has announced that she’s standing to be the leader of the Conservative Party, other hopefuls include Peter Sutcliffe, Cthulhu, Rosemary West and The Pied Piper of Hamelin. Voting will begin in September.

@soozaphone Don’t know proportions but yep, Olympics wanted a single broadcast partner for all of Europe. BBC only wanted UK, so as I understand the arrangement, BBC buys some coverage rights from Discovery who hold all the European rights.

@mrmarksteel The music as you had a group of innocent smiley athletes running through a empty, dark and rainy park did take a very horror film vibe!

This is sinister now, I’ll be very surprised if this doesn’t end with the devil making an appearance.

@charliclement_ And you’ve written a book while continuing to campaign and spread the message about the experiences of people with disabilities! Go You!

@KJLambcartoons @PrivateEyeNews I don’t remember posing for a cartoon drawing 🤔

My cartoon in the previous issue of Private Eye ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩

@DownRapunzel @LisaMarieYlva @wizardingnews Having it written in a policy doesn't always make it enforceable. I can understand why they would like that behaviour but there are inalienable rights in many fields that can't be signed away, contracts or policies can be considered void if they try to remove them.

@LisaMarieYlva @wizardingnews Well, of you don’t like it, don’t work there. I’m sure you can see why Waterstones has these conditions? To prevent an employee from bullying, criticising etc an author online?

We have received a copy of UK bookseller Waterstones' employment policies, including their corporate and personal social media rules for employees. It was last updated 2023 and is apparently their most up-to-date document. 🧵

@SoVeryBritish Yes, but . . . put the Marmite on first, it's easier to get an even spread and doesn't rip the surface of the toast up, the butter will still melt in through the Marmite. Honestly, try it!

Marmite fans, gather round. When you have Marmite on toast, do you also have butter?

@RealTimVine Well they're not nuts, they're legumes. Then again almost everything we label a nut isn't really.

Just grazing on a selection of nuts. I’ve removed these ones because I’ve realised I don’t like them. What are type are they?

@PeterStefanovi2 @TomTugendhat Exactly, I'd love to know what the Conservative government had planned for the (admittedly microscopic) eventuality where they won the election? Ok, Labour can't use the 'we were left a mess' excuse forever - but I think it's still pretty valid one week into new Government.

Imagine the shock for @TomTugendhat when someone tells him it’s a world in which the government he was part of left prisons at the point of collapse after a decade of underfunding & neglect