Sir Roggie

@fesshole Cliff Richard did a film about it.

My first crush at school was on a tomboy called Helen. I specifically remember fancying her *because* she had short hair like a boy. I know what you're thinking, and yes, you're right. But it took me 30 years to realise.

@rayment_paul @fesshole They might have been Lesbians. Oh no - this doesn't help.

@fesshole The reality: Two young women = Doctors Their car = Ambulance Their place = Hospital

At age 20, l crashed my motorbike with minor injuries, cuts, and bruises. Two young women stopped their car and offered to take me to their place to 'repair me'. I politely declined and pushed my motorbike home and spent the next two decades kicking myself.

@BellaWallerstei Look, private schools gave us Johnson and Rees Mogg. They should be erased from the map for eternity.

Another private school announces it is closing down. Labour’s school tax isn’t fairness, it’s the politics of envy at its ugliest.

@BellaWallerstei @lewis_goodall

@lewis_goodall Yes it is sad actually. Slapping VAT on school fees is pushing children out of private schools and into an already overcrowded state sector. Class sizes are rising and standards will suffer. At the same time private education is becoming preserve of the very wealthiest.

Ah that is sad

@SarahForRuncorn From the poor man's Nadine Dorries. As thick as a Boxing Day turd.

The UK is fundamentally a Christian country and we will always stand up for Christians and their values, especially at this special time of year. 🇬🇧

@ratemyplatenow Did u cook these in a thimble of Luke Warm water?

Sosig Booty

@Thebestfigen That bulk order of condoms are faulty.

First thing that comes to mind when you see this…?

@DomMgy1 @beverleyturner @RobertKennedyJr

@beverleyturner @RobertKennedyJr So much corruption in the USA department of Health. It is controlled by big pharma.

I continue to be APPALLED at the Establishment media lazily calling @RobertKennedyJr a "conspiracy theorist" and "anti-vaxxer".... THINK HARDER YOU UTTER F***WITS! LISTEN to what he is saying instead of regurgitating lines from disparaging propaganda peddled out by corporate interests during the covid years. Do better! #KennedyJr is laser-focused on improving the health of America by tackling big food and big pharma. Yet, almost all commentators (particularly those who would proudly see themselves as 'left-wing') don't support disempowering big business in that way! Are they just thick????

@itsme_urstruly So much kindness, be careful. Elon doesn't get you banned.

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵 1. This is so wholesome memory 🥺

@etchells_frank @Hepworthclare @reformparty_uk Yer big knobber. Grow up.

@Hepworthclare @reformparty_uk are coming to get you. Get used to it.

@Lady_FanAccount Is that David Moyes?

Daryl Hall & John Oates - Maneater #80s x.com/another_backup…

@ShakeyStephens @Otto_English He's too busy, protecting Trump.

@Otto_English Surely God can sack him

If he was in any other job he would have been sacked.

@Otto_English That facility is no longer available.

As I understand it he can't be sacked by anyone... apart possibly from the King. Sure I'll be corrected

@fred_guttenberg @Martina But if they want to believe the lies and false promises, how does anyone counter that, without doing the same?

This weekend while out for lunch at a restaurant near Asheville, NC I sat near two Trump supporting gentleman and close enough to overhear their conversation. I used to think of them as low information, but I was wrong. These men were smart and full of information. Unfortunately, the information comes from another universe from the one that I am living in. This really was clear when they were discussing the storm and discussing how all of the information about how the Government was directing the storm to this area will come out after Trump is in office. I make this point because they were as certain in what they were discussing and intelligent in discussing it as I am certain of how wrong they are. As they both drove away in their septic tank work trucks, I realized how the Republicans won this group of hard-working Americans and it was on AM Radio. They will go turn on AM radio and receive their information about America there. I finally understand why Rush Limbaugh and others were paid so much money to work on AM radio. We lost that battle, and we need to figure out how to reengage with these Americans across America with actual facts and in a format that they want to listen to.

@Channel4News But will Sir Jim Ratcliffe continue to back him? He was absent at Sunday's game, so we travelled to Monaco to find out.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is facing mounting pressure to resign over a damning report into abuse of children in the Church of England. Three members of the General Synod have launched a petition urging Justin Welby to stand down.

@Otto_English Yeah, but just look at how well he performed at the corronation. Surely that top trumps mistakenly but personally protecting just a few Peter Files?

@BenKentish But they never achieve anything and blame everything around them for obstructing them. It's the same old shite.

Reams and reams will be said and written but ultimately, if millions and millions of people feel worse off under what they see as traditional, “Establishment” politicians, the appeal of those who vow to do things differently - who make those people feel heard and seen and promise to act on their interests - is going to be incredibly powerful.

@Ryan_N_Wiggins @ProjectLincoln @KamalaHarris It's definitely not Stormy Daniels.

Woman wanted for felony assault after attacking a senior woman who was sign waving for @KamalaHarris . Make her famous so law enforcement can find her. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 tinyurl.com/27n493tc

@eichel_robert @katyballs Ministry of Fascist Walks

@katyballs The key decision is what to offer Jenrick and will he accept.

🚨 NEW: I understand Rebecca Harris will be Kemi Badenoch’s Chief Whip Both Essex MPs - Harris has 7 years experience as a whip and was Badenoch’s first whip Key role - no candidate had much more than a third support in MP rounds Full shadow cabinet in place by Tuesday

@katyballs @ayeshahazarika