Saint Astraea

@XnopishX Tynan Sylvester trying to sell you an indie game he copied from Prison Architect for the low price of $35 USD, plus each DLC costing $20 to $25 USD.

indie games should cost 15 dollars max yes, Toby is a fucking spiritual jew here and it's ethical to pirate his games

@Khatspergers Bugged noodle mechanics.

I love Phil's cup noodle video because you can watch a 35-year-old man discover in real time that you cannot eat noodles with a spoon, and that it is more efficient to eat them with a fork

@shoe0nhead Would you rather be a ranch hand, a sailor aboard a sloop or a schooner, or minor nobility? Why would anyone choose anything but samurai?

chat what does this mean what is my husband’s diagnosis

@ShitpostRock Modder B is more honest, since Modder A will never be able to fully polish a turd.

@kenzietuff This guy's popularity sparkled an arms race of SEA/Indian copycats that made shitty mud projects next to roads with heavy equipment that eventually became flooded with stagnant water like a decade ago.

Just watched this guy build a kiln and will be binge watching all of this. No narration, just building.

@MarshSMT Happened to me.

ive never seen any of the dlcs before, didnt own them on 360. started honest hearts last night and thought it was weird how literally everyone was hostile, turns out when you're ambushed at the start one of the tribesmen is friendly and i killed him. everyone is dead dlc is over

@ktwagie Airi (Band) is my favorite student in terms of writing and personality, I want to protect her. Kasumi is the hottest student in all of Kivotos.

Who is your favorite student in all of Blue Archive? What outfit?

@Italian347 In PS3 Oblivion, you cannot cure your vampirism, so be careful.

I have had Oblivion for years and I have played it but I realized my version only has Knights of the Nine. I tried to go to the PSN to buy Shivering Isles but #1 it's a mess to reach as a "legacy" DLC #2 you cannot use cards directly for the PS3 store, you need go load

We ride

@Italian347 I have fond memories of waking up at 6:00 A.M. to play New Vegas as a kid on the PS3 while eating granola with honey.

Ebay seller gifted me a random Pokémon card together with the game

@ChristinaTasty (Me, Demon's Souls (2020) strongest hater) So true!

Remakes existing just to be softer, dumber versions of the original, so they can sell it to dumb people who didn't play the original, who will be too dumb for it to matter as they find something else really dumb to frame as problematic because they're dumb, is pretty dumb.

@ktwagie Don't worry. The fanbase mostly dislikes antis. People have funs talking about their favorite girls. Mine is Airi (Band).

I want to start playing Blue Archive but I worry about people thinking I'm some kinda larper. I've seen people call each other fakers over levels & such.. it keeps me from talking about it.

@LookAtMyMeat1 System Shock raped video game narratives for decades to come.

>check out modern horror series >its another "science organization investigates weird horror phenomenon" trope >it goes wrong >all thats left is audio/video logs and reports

@michylawhty @FractWardAgain Wait. TinkerBell as in Rondo Duo?

@FractWardAgain I'm not aware whether there was a direct confirmation from the devs, but since the GDD constantly reference other games and game companies, and the fact that all five of them are references right down to the Saiba twin's color schemes, there's no way it's just a coincidence.

NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S WHERE THEIR NAME CAME FROM

@Anarseldain I miss this artist :(

@RocketPulpHack Congress has to investigate SIG Sauer.

1. Develop the most powerful infantry rifle ever, specifically designed to penetrate body armor at range 2. Handicap this very high velocity round with a 13” barrel 3. Add weight to the rifle with features like a second, redundant charging handle and a hinged stock 4. Add more weight with a big fat suppressor (it’s still really loud) 5. Said rifle is, unsurprisingly, larger and heavier than the M4 carbine, despite the shorter barrel 6. Try to run it exactly like an M4 carbine, encounter difficulty 7. Shocked Army Pikachu face 8. Decide the fix is to cut the barrel even more, further reducing the velocity of the cartridge 9. [YOU ARE HERE] 10. Program Cancellation

@BillTheKid1603 Keep in mind that the last time they added new artillery was around 2012, they have spend the last 15 years nerfing the class, and the userbase still vehemently hates them and those who play them.

One of the least realistic modern war games has artillery, it's called World Of Tanks and everyone fucking hates artillery

@PalmyrPar >why? Because this is the Black show. When the series ends, they should immediately announce a remake, and it is the Green show, and when that show ends, they should announce yet another remake, this time somewhere in the middle, inspired by grand maester Munkun.

Three seasons into House of the Dragon and Rhaenyra is still crying over basic “kill your enemies” stuff and also over beheading the primary orchestrator of the whole Hightower shadow government because……why? She was never even friends with the guy. Shit show. Just horrendous.

@wwarrior_1 Keep in mind for most of the PS5 life-cycle it was difficult to obtain, so many people brought the one without the disk-tray if it was the only one available.

"shifting trend of consumer preference" my ass

@LegoKingo Rockstar Games pushed the Season pass to the industry when they published L.A. Noir.

Honest case to be made that Rockstar is behind most of the things that killed modern gaming lol