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@d0_6n @infantrydort I think I didn’t cross mine right. I saw a whale with a bottle of Olde English riding a jet ski. Pretty dope

@infantrydort If you cross your eyes just right you can see a sailboat.

Can someone please explain these posts to me like I'm in the Infantry?

@BryanNaulta @amuse @GlobalReportNow I was wondering the same

@amuse @GlobalReportNow Can anyone read the ambulance?

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US F-35 damaged by suspected Iranian fire makes emergency landing. U.S. F-35 jet made an emergency landing in the Middle East after being hit by suspected Iranian fire during a mission over Iran. The jet landed safely and the pilot is stable, but the incident is under investigation. - CNN Report

@RuthSevereWx Send in Spears!

Uhhh. Lt. Dyke was a clown.

@bucephalandra_g @RuthSevereWx Their adventures while you’re away from home would put Rango to shame, I presume?

@SamGooseBrown @RuthSevereWx Tangerine and Clementine are littermate sisters. Beef is unrelated but they get along very well now. My leopard gecko is named Dave Gahan, and his millipede friend is Martin Gore

I miss beef all the time. I have ribeye tastes but I've only got a ribeye porn chop budget.

OMG. ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@Bigunit1865 @RuthSevereWx

@RuthSevereWx Lightning and thunder coming into west Rutherford, Berkshire area. Timed it at 7 seconds between flash and noise.

@bucephalandra_g @RuthSevereWx This can’t not be true coming from a person whose name is Gay Robot Fight.

@RuthSevereWx I have a cat named Beef who is pretty dang nervous about everyone being in his space right now lmao

@RuthSevereWx Read that as non consensual and thought I’d missed some beef…

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@JeffreyLuscombe I’ll take an order of General Tso’s with fried rice, please and thank you.

Tough. Sincerely, Canada.

@VR758151 @officialrnintel Closed by whom, exactly?

@officialrnintel And Hormuz will still be closed so better think about other options

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱⚡️- "In under a week, the two most powerful air forces in the world will have complete control of Iranian skies, uncontested air space, [...], it means we will fly, all day all night, finding, fixing and finishing the missiles and defence industrial base of the Iranian missiles, finding and fixing their leaders and military leaders, flying over Tehran, flying over Iran, flying over their capital, flying over the IRGC, Iranian leaders looking up and seeing only US and Israeli air power. every minute of every day until we decide it's over, and Iran will be able to do nothing about it." - US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

@GuntherEagleman @ScottJenningsKY You’re telling me, with a straight face, that isn’t Rosie O’Donnell?

TRIGGERED: Now that news about @ScottJenningsKY getting his own show, FAKE NEWS failures like Jim Acosta are LOSING THEIR MINDS over the mere chance of it happening: "What kind of crazy Stranger Things Upside Down world are we going to become if that's the kind of news and information that we have pumping out over the airwaves in this country?" "I mean, what kind of crazy 1984 shit is this?" I love this sht.

@elonmusk Can we get a feature that lets us see the most up to date content instead of things that are 15-24 hours old every time we refresh the timeline

If you’d like to see less politics or crypto, just select all except those ones. This is an “early access” feature, so expect it to improve rapidly.

@kim_gaetz We don’t want you

I do not support The USA I do not support Israel I do not support Iran I do not support dictators and billionaires causing and starting wars for their personal financial gains. Canada does not need to get sucked into another US, Israel created situation.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace. I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution. Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

@2ANDVS @tatereeves @HarmeetKDhillon @GavinNewsom I feel like this is trying really hard to be a flex for California. Rand, my guy… I assure you it is not .

@tatereeves @HarmeetKDhillon @GavinNewsom 95% of Mississippians speak English only. 42% of Californians speak English only. Think about the impact of that on English literacy in the two states.

This seems like a good time to remind you that a black student in Mississippi is 2.5X more likely to read proficiently by 4th grade than if he or she lived in California. We would be happy to send one of our reading coaches to assist you, @GavinNewsom. Learning is a lifelong journey, and you might achieve some of the gains that our black fourth graders have. Incidentally, one nice feature of increased literacy is that you do not have to fall back on vulgarity to seem passionate. Let me know!

@rawsalerts POTUS has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

🚨#BREAKING: The U.S. Department of Homeland Security says that some Democrats in Congress are planning to bring undocumented migrants as guests to President Trump’s State of the Union address tonight to protest his actions and ICE.

@sillyrabbitfafo I think the worst way to win is by cheating then bitching about being caught, then gloating about winning after getting caught cheating.

This guy should be flagged at the border because fuck him. The absolute WORST way to win and exactly why the world hates Americans #TeamCanada

So one team dominates, gets goalied & loses in a gimmick. 35 million devastated & hand-wringing for the next 4 years. The other team celebrates & in 24 hours its fans will forget about it for the next 4 years and get back to the sports that actually matter to them 🤷🏽‍♂️

@USA_Polling GTFO Canadian

Classless ass country