Sam
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getting a little too woke again, we need a correction
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma@SubwayTakes
White people should not be allowed to sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy!! @arooj_aftab
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@the_bonnfire @3rdDegreeNet That's just another way of saying he has a sprained ankle.
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Oliver Glasner says that defender Chris Richards has "torn two ligaments in his ankle."
Glasner says it's "50/50" if he can play in the UEFA Conference League final, but it also sounds like by that description, his World Cup is in jeopardy...
#USMNT fans, hold your breath...
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@_Pat_Murphy I mean this part isn't particularly complicated. He's a free transfer, so no transfer fee, and he's willing to get paid under the DP threshold.
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This is just getting laughable. How is it that Inter Miami can sign a player who was among the best paid in the world last season without any DP spots and a couple more near-DP-level players already on the roster?
This is a club that was already in trouble for breaking rules. Now it seems they can build whatever roster they want. At this point, abandon the salary cap and let's just be honest about things.
Tom Bogert@tombogert
🇧🇷 Sources: The LA Galaxy and Inter Miami are both serious suitors for Brazil int’l midfielder Casemiro. Casemiro will be a free agent this summer after his Manchester United contract expires. w/ @PaulTenorio @MarioCortegana nytimes.com/athletic/69935…
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@PaulTenorio @tombogert I can guarantee I noticed Casemiro before Inter Miami even existed. @InterMiamiCF please mail me my GAM check ASAP
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Inter Miami is closing in on a deal with Casemiro.
One problem: LA Galaxy have Casemiro's MLS discovery rights.
That has to get solved first.
In this league, we worry about the most important stuff.
The deets, with @tombogert:
nytimes.com/athletic/72950…
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@Neil_Bloch Criticism is one thing but they were actively trying to get him sacked for months and months . Just because he chose to criticize how things are run
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I will always blame MLS as PART of the reason we didn’t qualify for 2018 . Their pundits actively lobbied for Klinsmann to get fired after just two games . All of our players brought to MLS. Call ups mostly from there and the biggest homer in Bruce Arena was recycled . #usmnt
Unfiltered Soccer@UnfilteredSoccr
Tomorrow, Jozy gets into the end of his USMNT career.
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@NoahRiffe @MrCoov We certainly didn’t invent chasing Reggie Cannon out of town with racist death threats
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My fault man, Seattle created everything ever to do with soccer. Sorry sir😪😪
C. Styles@cstyles206
seattle invented the scuba celebration
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@trevorcrumbo @resentfulincel Except it was posted in 2014 and everyone who wasn't brain dead knew it was a bit
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@resentfulincel it was a pretty bad joke but the biggest problem was that someone on the show's staff thought it was a good idea to post the punchline on twitter completely out of context
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@benwright My hottest of takes is that you need to shut your mouth when you're talking about Musa
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My hottest of takes is that LAFC should have accepted the offer from Fluminense for Bouanga and gone after Petar Musa in the biggest cashfer in MLS history.
Ben Wright@benwright
LAFC's current setup simply isn't working to get the best out of Bouanga and Son.
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What does quill need to do to get coach of the week?
Major League Soccer@MLS
Squad balled out! 🤩 Team of the Matchday pres. by Audi: soc.cr/4uZTETi
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FC Dallas earned six out of a possible nine points in their three game week and capped it off with one of the most memorable moments of the MLS season. This week for @FCDalNationDAL, I looked at what went right last week for the Burn #DTID #SomosFCD
dalsportsnation.com/2026/05/18/thr…
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@CommonBayTakes @PepiEnjoyer @valleeezy The point is it was a perfectly normal celebration that wasn't even directed at the fans until people started throwing things.
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@Sam_DTID @PepiEnjoyer @valleeezy Never said the fans were classy bud. I am at every game and I have never thrown anything on the field.
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@CommonBayTakes @PepiEnjoyer @valleeezy You realize it was your fans who made it a bigger thing by throwing shit at Sarver and his teammates, right?
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@PepiEnjoyer @valleeezy The whole sequence. Bench got a red card. Clearly if it had any class surely no red card would have been necessary?
I understand your bias, so like i said before enjoy the win.
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@bigsnugga I'm sure you were really worried about Liverpool getting relegated this season
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a league without pro/rel cant have football heritage. theres no stakes to any of this
Tom Bogert@tombogert
Sam Sarver scored a stoppage-time game-winning goal for FC Dallas last night at San Jose. Beer cans were thrown onto the field and Sarver grabbed one off the ground and shotgunned it. IMMEDIATE MLS heritage.
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Serious question, who thought it would be a good idea to give San Jose fans glass jars during soccer games?
Kasey Kazliner@KaseyKazliner
Ultras raining it down (literally) on FC Dallas
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@jamesinho4 Keepers being expected to play more with their feet and do things besides stop shots is the main reason
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In '07-'08 we had four keepers starting in the Premier League. Now this might be our starting keeper in the World Cup. We need a Manhattan Project to study the decline of the American goalkeeper.
Tactical Manager@ManagerTactical
Matt Turner will go to the World Cup and it will be either him or Matt Freese starting. Regardless of who starts, the USMNT 🇺🇸 cannot try to play out of the back with these gks. Matt Turner today…
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