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Disciple of Crazy Frog
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Disciple of Crazy Frog
@Sam_theMaam
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The Vatican Katılım Şubat 2021
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@abbythelibb_ @WeavingAmbrosia No, contriving moral superiority for blue out of thin air is what you want the point of the experiment to be because you're finding yourself instinctively drawn to the individualist option and don't want to reckon with that problem
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Bringing kids into the hypothetical destroys the thought experiment by creating moral blackmail to force what the poser of the problem deems the right answer. The point of the problem is to contrive moral superiority for the blues over the reds out of thin air. Introducing people into the problem who aren't able to understand the problem and make the same decision on the same grounds as everyone else breaks it.
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If everyone takes responsibility for their own lives and presses the Red Button, NO ONE DIES. But people who would rather feel morally superior to a villain of their own imagination can press Blue, I guess. Their funeral.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@L9FRIENDLYSTYLE More accurate is to say if 50% of people press the red button half of all babies, young children, and people with cognitive disabilities die
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If you press the red button nothing happens
If you press the blue button you KILL yourself. However, if over 50% of people are killing themselves, nothing happens.
What are you pressing?
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@infinitihigh1 @chewbaca101 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt You're unintentionally making the point that people like you choosing red forces others to make the same choice or die, thereby concerning anyone who can't figure that out to death. That is why we ought to pick blue, as over 50% of people have in every poll I've seen so far
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@Sam_theMaam @chewbaca101 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt I firmly believe that 50%+ of all human beings have the survival instinct to choose red, meaning if I choose blue out of “fear” for the others that did, I am laying down my life for absolutely no reason. If 50% of people do not have survival instinct at this base level, gfn to us
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A train is coming down a track.
Everyone on Earth has the choice to either tie themselves to the track, or not.
If more than 50% of people choose to tie themselves to the track, the train turns around and doesn't run them over.
Yes or no - do you tie yourself to the track?
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@infinitihigh1 @chewbaca101 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt The confusing aspect which makes it dangerous for someone who isn't a competent adult is central to the problem. The core question is "are you willing to risk death to save those unable to choose for themselves?" and secondarily how serious you evaluate that risk to be
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@Sam_theMaam @chewbaca101 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt This question is literally this simple when you remove the confusing aspect.
Press red to live
Press blue to die
Which do you choose?
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@BowsersaurusRex @YOUPOSTBAD Key difference here is these options aren't functionally identical to a baby, young child, or other person incapable of reasoning with the problem
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@YOUPOSTBAD Not really. Framing it as buttons obfuscates the choice you're making. This is the real world scenario. Are you really going to gamble your life on more than half of people picking up the gun?
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Every person I’ve seen trying to come up with an alternative way to word the question is lowkey missing the core point of the question
SummoningSalt@summoningsalt
A train is coming down a track. Everyone on Earth has the choice to either tie themselves to the track, or not. If more than 50% of people choose to tie themselves to the track, the train turns around and doesn't run them over. Yes or no - do you tie yourself to the track?
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@chewbaca101 @infinitihigh1 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt Even if the question allowed for the prep time (which it doesn't), educating every young child and baby (?) on which button to press send a much harder and more error-prone task than half of the competent adult population making an intuitive decision to protect each other
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@Sam_theMaam @infinitihigh1 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt So you think it is impossible to educate these people on what the most logical decision is?
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@infinitihigh1 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt Including babies, young children, and mentally disabled people who press randomly without possibly being able to reason it out. That's this person's whole point
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@cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt ???? The only people that would die would be the people that CHOSE TO DIE BY PRESSING BLUE!
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@questionableway Subsistence whaling by Northern native populations is largely insignificant to their populations, and mentioning it in the same breath as commercial whaling cheapens your original point (which I agree with)
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@NeutralGena @pepesilviuh Axe-wielding lunatic
📍 100 ft
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@pepesilviuh the concept of the neighborhood app preventing you from being murdered
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@StlouisgirlS @harryt59_harry @HarrisonKrank Oh well thank God those individual victims don't actually die
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@harryt59_harry @HarrisonKrank He clearly said in mass shootings, not all gun deaths. Who is lying?
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There have been more people killed by the Canadian government assisted su1cide program this year than the totality of every American mass shooting in America's history
(It's only February)
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What the author actually meant: The wallpaper was fucking yellow
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.@Pontifex a bunch of kids at school are bullying me and saying that I'll never get retweeted by the pope and I should just kill myself.
I think I'm gonna do it - It was stupid to think I'd ever get retweeted by the pope
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@inspireone33 @afshinrattansi Do you think that when someone gets shot you're not supposed to help because it's a crime scene? Are you fucking braindead?
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Unverified Video from Minneapolis:
Can I, can I go check a pulse?
No. Back up. Now.
I'm a physician.
Listen, I understand. We got AMS coming. I get it. Just give us a second. We have medics on scene. We have our own medics.
Where are they? Where are they?
How can I relax? You just killed my fucking neighbor. You caught butter in the fucking face. You killed my fucking neighbor. How do you show up to work every day? How the fuck do you do this every day? You're killing my neighbors. You're stealing my neighbors. What the fuck, man?
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Doctors HATE my newest bit (showing up to the ER writhing and begging for morphine)
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@thebilly_powers @BenoitForHart I wouldn't worry about freeing up seats man
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@BenoitForHart Cool, stay home. More seats for people who actually like hockey.
Not like we wanted you loser. USA 🇺🇸
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Can we all agree to never let USA host the world juniors again? These crowds are abysmal and embarrassing.
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@SensGalaxyBrain @RossLevitan Oh so I guess Dennis Gilbert just doesn't exist
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@RossLevitan Zub
Sanderson
Chabot
Spence
Matinpalo
Kleven
Jensen
Makar
Hughes
Heiskanen
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In order, who are the Top-10 Defensemen in the NHL right now?
SensCentral@SensCentral
Jake Sanderson is the 3rd best defenseman in the NHL.
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What about the guy whos won 6-7 imaginary selkes
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CJ Turtoro@CJTDevil
A "Florida-style move" would be ditching someone whose point totals inflate their value (a la Huberdeau) to get someone younger and better who impacts the game in 200ft (Tkachuk). The Devils don't really have anyone big that the market would overvalue right now.
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@ralisunra @Slipknaggot2 @akatsukiism2 @MeowBoy_2222 Lmao "we". Tell that imaginary army of losers you got to get into this thread and help you out because you are getting your shit rocked rn
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@ralisunra @Slipknaggot2 @akatsukiism2 @MeowBoy_2222 I like how despite being super backwards, racist, and frankly stupid on all fronts, this conception of manhood manages to be trans-inclusive
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