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@SlicedBread00 @jk_rowling @AmnestyUK What? They are both scottish? What is wrong with you?

@Samiieface @jk_rowling @AmnestyUK Don't fuck sand nigs and move to their country.

Shout out to all trans activists sharing the blacklist of women's and gay rights organisations published by @AmnestyUK! You're demonstrating very effectively that in spite of their hasty backtrack it can be easily accessed forevermore, increasing legal liability. Thank you!❤️

@hicasamadim 72

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

@martin_compston About time!

We’re baaaaaaaaack 👮

@RiloKiley Oh,would you come to Luxembourg??

London! Due to demand we’ve added a second show on 3 June at O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire! 2 June at Roundhouse is now sold out. 🇬🇧 Tickets are on sale now: rilokiley.lnk.to/luk26

@jk_rowling I can't think of any other way to contact you, so please accept my apologies. Please let me know how I can contact you directly. Dont want to say to much on here but I need help with issues that you've had to deal with in the past.

@richardosman What!!?? What about for us abroad?? Can I see this in Luxembourg?

Some very good news for everyone who wanted to see #TheThursdayMurderClub movie on the big screen. Netflix have listened to the clamour, and it will now have an exclusive run in U.K. cinemas from August 22nd! #popcorn #pickNmix #AisleSeatPlease

@1capplegate Don't give them airtime. Just keep being amazing 👏 x

Social media is such a farce. Like I can wear those effing shoes these days. My friend had to carry me to the door to take the picture haha. So don’t believe everything you see or read. And yes, denim on denim cuz why the fuck not! And no. Body not by ozempic!!! Hahaha old face by natural aging. Ugh

@jimmycarr Come to Luxembourg !

I'm on tour around the world in 2025 and 2026. Tickets on sale now for USA, UK, Australia and New Zealand dates. Go to jimmycarr.com for dates and tickets.

@JoOlivierFCDO @FCDOGovUK @FleurThomasFCDO Congratulations, Jo. We look forward to welcoming you to Luxembourg.

I am delighted and honoured to be able to share this news. I look forward to taking up my role in Luxembourg in a few months' time. gov.uk/government/new… . @FCDOGovUK @FleurThomasFCDO

@rickygervais I'd be really interested to hear if there was any personal fall out? Any celeb mates give you a wide berth after?

This photo was taken backstage immediately after my monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes. Not sure I realised quite what I'd done 😂

@traceylyno Thanks for the recommendation. I'm rewatching House, but im always glad to get into something new.

@Samiieface I love The Good Place! If you liked that you should try A Man on the Inside. So good.

I need a new show! Seen: Sopranos The wire Breaking bad Better call Saul Barry Brassic Grimm Resident alien What we do in the shadows Mad men Shameless And so many others. Any sleepers I should know about?

@Freeas4bird @Tesco @CathedralCity Can @CathedralCity categorically say yes or no on whether they will accept bovaer in their supply chain?

#Bovaer #Arla @Tesco @CathedralCity I wrote to Cathedral City Cheese (Owner: Saputo.Com at Davidstow, Cornwall) to ask if they use milk from cows fed on Bovaer. This is their somewhat watery reply...

@currys Do quiz shows count? I love Only Connect. If not, then it's got to be The Great British Bake Off. Although, instead of a media bundle, I could do with a treadmill. Hard not to eat cake with The GBBO! #CurrysPurpleFriday

We're giving away epic bundles all day to celebrate #CurrysPurpleFriday 🎉✨ Elevate your living room with this Samsung Entertainment Bundle! 📺🎶 To win, follow @currys, like this post and reply with your favourite TV show, using #CurrysPurpleFriday

@currys I'm in desperate need of a new phone, this one always sounds like I'm underwater, even though I'm mostly not!! A Sumsung Galaxy 24 Ultra would be wonderful 🥰 #CurrysPurpleFriday thank you!

Let us know your tech wishes using #CurrysPurpleFriday and your dreams could come true 👀 🎁✨

@Marikacobbold Love me a notebook, but squared?? That gives me the creeps!

I've been told that there are people in this world who don't find stationary exciting. If you're on of those people, avert your eyes. For everyone else, Behold my new notebook! And it's squared. #Writing

@richardosman Oh, imagine the poor sods born on 11 November 2011.

Happy birthday to everyone born on this day, and sorry you're not able to use your birth day and month as your phone security code.

#wesolvemurders can you entertain me for a 4 hr stop over? Let's see...

@KathHall15 @DGandyOfficial @British_Airways My parents had a 4 hr delay, then 3 cancellations to their connecting flight for a 4 day break to visit us. Told no compensation as it wasn't BA's fault. This is one of many incidents, as a frequent flyer, I will never book BA again.

Me: so @British_Airways you have oversold the flight. Seats allocated to us have disappeared and you think its ok for my 2 year old to be sat on her own next to a stranger? What if theres an emergency BA: well nothing we can do so yes its ok COME on BA you can do better than this

@JamesBlunt Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins. #jameswho