
This is so bad ass. I don’t even know what else to say.
samir kaji
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@Samirkaji
CEO of Allocate (https://t.co/tCOIHOo5Xl) Host of the Venture Unlocked podcast, https://t.co/J3J8C4Ims6. My opinions are mine, and not related to Allocate.

This is so bad ass. I don’t even know what else to say.


eh kinda, here's our stripes from june 2025 got a random cold call from some woman asking about numbers and told her some bs, did not expect an article about it here's what we were doing at the time: > consumer arr 2.7m, run rate 3.8m > enterprise arr 2.5m, run rate 2.5m > total 5.2m arr, 6.3m run rate this is the only blatantly dishonest thing i've said publicly online, so this is my formal retraction myb, tech crunch foid we're profitable btw


The @stepstonegroup AGM is always a highlight of the year. Some of my favorite conversations: 1. Venture is becoming more important at the exact moment it’s becoming less forgiving. More value is being created in private markets, but fewer companies (and managers) capture it. 2. As a result, many LPs are underweight venture at exactly the wrong time. Weak DPI scared everyone, but you have to be in venture if the next decade's winners stay private longer. 3. The AI boom didn’t make venture easier. It made selection matter more; venture is becoming a concentration game. 4. Venture’s biggest problem right now isn’t NAV. It’s liquidity. There's plenty of paper value, but not enough cash back --> secondaries are becoming core infrastructure. 5. We’re moving from “venture as startup finance” to “venture as economic infrastructure.” AI, energy, defense, compute, manufacturing = the systems layer of the next decade.






What you are saying is not true in any meaningful way. You can say whatever you want as an untethered hypothetical, but here in reality, what you are actually advocating for is NOT a 1-2% wealth tax for established billionaires - it is a 5% tax calculated all in one year, payable (with interest!) over the subsequent five. That puts massive risk on founders with zero risk for you or Califorjia - as I just pointed out, one market correction (or worst case but sadly common, the company goes under) and I am homeless on the street with literally billions of dollars in debt that cannot be discharged even in bankruptcy. Nor does this initiative you are pushing have ANY sort of provision for founders like me with illiquid shares in unprofitable companies - if I have to come up with billions of dollars, how can I possibly keep putting all our profit back into new R&D that keeps our warfighters safer? You are effectively forcing companies to immediately pivot into profit obsessesion over mission or long-term sustainability! Again, you say that isn't what you support, but that claim is not consistent with what you are actually doing. This is all extraordinarily frustrating politician-speak that nobody in the industry is dumb enough to fall for. It is the same as saying you support reasonable speed limits with higher speeds for rural areas even as you explicitly push for a national 55mph speed limit, all the while claiming with a smile that you "support" a wide range of speeds. No, you don't, and no, you don't.

Right about now I think that whoever made the decision to assassinate Charlie Kirk is recognizing that it was a terrible mistake. They thought they were going to “grassy knoll” it. Instead they awakened the entire world.

Jessica: What happened to his company? Me: Venture debt. Jessica: Oh.


Really enjoyed this conversation with my friend @Samirkaji on how we’re building @AudaciousHQ at a time when the VC market has gone from a niche, boutique industry to a mainstream one with hundreds of competitors + capital having become an easily available commodity for the best founders: open.spotify.com/episode/1OHRrU…



Really enjoyed this conversation with my friend @Samirkaji on how we’re building @AudaciousHQ at a time when the VC market has gone from a niche, boutique industry to a mainstream one with hundreds of competitors + capital having become an easily available commodity for the best founders: open.spotify.com/episode/1OHRrU…