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@tech__unicorn I’m calling it. The hottest Q4 startup will be a 1-800 suicide hotline for founders killed by Claude That or $rope

Startup math in 2026: -$0 infra (free tier until “scale”) -$0 ops (AI handles support, bugs, emotions) -$100 code (Cursor + Claude = entire dev team) -$1,000,000 marketing just to get nuked when Anthropic ships your feature in a random Thursday changelog

I just made my yet-to-be-conceived child an X account, & @pmarca is already following him

@DiscountedTr “desperate energy of a mall kiosk salesman” holy shit I’m dying

> Soft-bodied reply guy with the desperate energy of a mall kiosk salesman > Built his entire career sucking up to actual founders while contributing absolutely nothing > Got lucky with one Uber bet and now pretends he's some visionary instead of a professional coat-rider > Runs a podcast where he just repeats what smarter people said on Twitter three hours earlier > Orange spray tan and thinning hair styled like he's auditioning for a used car commercial > Slides into founders' DMs begging for deal flow like some thirsty venture capital groupie > Made millions off gig workers getting exploited while lecturing about entrepreneurship from his McMansion > This doughy fuck talks about grinding while spending twelve hours a day recording hot takes > Never actually built a company but somehow became Silicon Valley's self-appointed spokesman > Professional name-dropper who measures success by how many actual successful people tolerate his existence > Charges $50k for speaking fees to explain other people's ideas to rooms full of wannabe entrepreneurs

@RLGoesHard Nobody Absolutely nobody “A case can be made {insert some shit}”

Ralph Lauren belongs to everyone, it's not just a "white boy" thing. In fact, a case can be made that non-white people elevated Ralph beyond that tier of clothing historically dominated by Brooks Brothers. Multiculturalism made RL into something more than a WASP-coded brand.

@johnpalmer Throw in a pitch competition for a $15 Chipotle gift card, and I’ll consider flying in

i’m organizing a private dinner with all the D-tier founders in nyc. you’ll get a glass of red wine and a chocolate chip cookie in a conference room at a mid VC’s office (lights will be at 5000% brightness) who’s in? (if you have PMF or revenue you’re not invited)

@USAspaceenjoyer Right wing just stands for “things I don’t like”

Elon Musk isn’t actually politically right wing but that’s a discussion most people probably aren’t ready for

@wordgrammer Taxation is theft Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Man how did people ever pay their taxes before Codex

> see a cool post > taptheir profile picture > tap on the company handle in their bio > “we’re building the world best All in one AI powered CRM with messaging, analytics, CPR, & wedding officiator”

What ever happened to Master Works? I couldn’t listen to something without hearing their promo, now nothing

@adamghaida Alexas everywhere are celebrating right now

even worse for guys named ChatGPT

@Adidotdev Worst was a typo. Meant to say > Builds the worlds most***

@scott___ttocs It's not wrost it's under progress man

Bro did internships at AI giants then said fine, I’ll build my own.

@asaio87 In order to fund my 5th divorce I made a “Successful Marriages” course. It’s single handedly funded my 6th, and 7th divorces

I wonder why Elon and Bezos do not well courses. All the successful guys sell courses. And people buys them.

@JLarky This guy is such a whiny pedant

this is sad :(

@Polymarket I need to start expanding my goal targets to be Pacific Ocean sized

BREAKING: Artemis II makes a “perfect bullseye” splashdown in the Pacific, ending the crew’s 10-day journey to the moon.

@sandislonjsak The stole the playbook off every drug dealer in existence. “Bro this shit is so fucking strong, I can’t sell it to you bro. I can’t do that”

Moving forward, whenever I miss a deadline I’m telling my clients the work being done was just too dangerous to be released to the general public and I decided to withhold it. Anthropic actually dropped a genius playbook if you think about it.

@generic_void So the more I read the closer every idea I have comes to IP theft?

it honestly pisses me off when AI companies train their models on a bunch of intellectual property and then try to make the outputs of the models their intellectual property. uhh no, fuck you. pick a lane.

@haider1 Morons. They’ll fail the innovators dilemma again and again. Death by 1000 middle manager fiefdoms

i think google is now less focused on the current LLM paradigm and more focused on science and narrow AI demis said around a year ago that they were surprised by how successful LLMs became and did not expect them to scale to such a high level

@wojakcodes Morals don’t exist. They’re just what people feeeeel should be true

the problem with moral people is that they think their morality is absolute and expect their enemies to respect it.

@icanvardar My brain + berating codex until it matches what I think it should look like

dear designers what’s your most loved ai tool you can’t design without right now?