Samson Burke

@yuri_fulmer Yuri Full of shit, buddy.

I’m running to be the next Premier of British Columbia because our province deserves real leadership and a chance to be the envy of Canada once again. David Eby and the NDP cannot be allowed to continue to mismanage the economy with a spiralling deficit while the cost of living skyrockets, criminals go unpunished, the healthcare system crumbles, and tens of thousands of people flee the province. The Conservative Party of BC needs a leader who is not just effective in opposition, but who can also tackle the big issues and get our province back on track as the next Premier of B.C. If you believe our province can once again be a place where people thrive, communities feel safe, and hard work leads to opportunity, then join our growing movement to build the strongest possible @Conservative_BC to restore hope, create opportunity, and ensure everyone can dream and succeed right here in B.C.

@unclehaver Borges

Dreamed I was on a long road that cut diagonally through a city (a dream Kingsway; it recurs). By a house with shaped hedges, I spotted a gang of bobcats attacking a huge pack of orange Maine coon cats and then also a tiger. “That’s what you get for leaving them out” someone said

@CooperBibaud Brother the americanos at DiBeppe are long blacks.

@unclehaver @AgingRanchHand I LOVE them was so angry I didn’t buy tix right away. They should def sing original songs only.

@AgingRanchHand Possibly

Like three weeks ago everyone kept saying this band was so great and I didn’t bother to listen to it because I assumed it sounded exactly like this. Right again as usual lol

@CooperBibaud You’re right. You’re old. But let’s move to Japan.

I've always hated the lack of general consideration that's grown over the years in North America, but having been to Japan recently, it's made it really stick out ten fold. We noticed how polite and considerate everyone was in shared spaces there. Everyone keeps to themselves, uses inside voices. It's so nice. I wish I could gather up every person who uses their phone without headphones, blasting whatever it is they're listening to or watching, for the entire room, and ship them off to deep space. Along with all the dicks who shout into their bluetooth earpiece about "getting the numbers in on time by end of day" and groups of loud talkers whose voices penetrate even my noise cancelled AirPods from across the room. Why are people taking so loud these days.?! It's honestly a drastically noticeable trend that's getting worse and worse. Or maybe it's just a case of wanting the kids to get off my lawn? Who knows.

@damnfoodcourt Holy Sheeit

A local restaurant posted the most insane ad for staff that I've ever seen.

@CooperBibaud Sinners and 28 Years Later

What’s a good movie that came out this year?

This reminds me of the time my bald friend said that if he had a genie, he would not wish to get his hair back, but instead, wish for everyone else on Earth to go bald.

@CooperBibaud Crazy! Amazing work. Any tips on the balance?

Been hitting the gym and on a strict diet to lose weight for an upcoming acting role. Reached my goal today! Lost 30lbs! 🎉 🏆 Also, kinda nice to fit back into some older clothes. I ballooned up the last two years when I was in screenwriter/game dev mode. Also achieved a new personal best 5K time: 23:35 🏃🏻‍♂️💪🏼

@GailSimone Superman?

Oooh, I get to write a favorite Marvel character I have never gotten to write before and YAY

@unclehaver Fat legs butt

Ok I have fat legs but

@unclehaver Grow up

Also I got carded buying beer woooo

@CooperBibaud Wife and kids

Family?

@CooperBibaud How much???

Why does it have to be so expensive to fly to Japan (or anywhere) from #yvr??

@livelikeburning Noooo first one said can instead of can’t

@SamsonBurke Did you redo the tweet to be after 10am? In which case that’s the funniest shit ever

I’m so poor I can’t even afford *checks memory* Notes!

@CooperBibaud Shit well ok!

I hit play on Expedition 33 when it released, planning to run around for 15 minutes and never play it again. I’ve barely stopped playing since. Great timing to be sick, too. Anywhoo, if it keeps up, it’ll be my favorite RPG of all time, and one of my favorite games in general.

@unclehaver @Nervouscircuits UNCUT!

@Nervouscircuits Bingo. I unfortunately thought of something else first

Hmmm

@unclehaver I’m Staying home for the both of us.

@SamsonBurke I didn’t and I’m actually really glad I didn’t lol

Sitting here savouring the feeling of being on the verge of cancelling my plans (which I almost never do). Maybe I’ll do it. It would feel so good. Just going to think about it for as long as I can. No plans… delicious. I’m about to do it