Sam eats green eggs and ham

new hobby, collecting calculators, from slide rules to scientific to business ones, if anyone wants one, let me know and I'll share, yes I'm a nerd

@b_fox_author you know I want your books

Okay, time to pop the question. Are y'all ready for a new book? I kept this one to myself until it was finished. I plan to launch it with a especial price for all my book friends here on X. Hit me up if you want me to tag you once it's out!!

@AlaskanKate time for the Aldi quarter buggies

Just got to work and these are six spaces from a cart corral. Why. Like seriously, WHY.

@DavePiperDJ ICE was definitely in the forecast

@SamuelGoss59 You'd think - with all the ICE reported at US airports this week - the pollen count would be super-low!

Snowplows on standby at ATL airport, ready to clear the pollen from the runways. 😂

@korinreid future jobs will involve drug testing AI's hallucinations and correcting it's mistakes

Isn't Claude going to take all the jobs anyway?

@MrsPete23 This will improve your prayer life.

🚘Driving practice early this morning! 🥋She’s off to karate!

@MrsPete23 I will share pictures. Looking forward to the journey as much as the destination

@SamuelGoss59 Oh wow! I hope you share pictures! I’ve never been to any of those places.

Am I right or what?!

@shemaiahng Mango 🥭 for me

What flavor would you choose?

@MrsPete23 Georgia to Yellowstone and Tetons and back home. My daughter and family are flying out there. We will be gone at least a month.

@SamuelGoss59 Yes! When I graduated from high school, gas was under $1! Tell me about this road trip!!

@DummScience I love them. I would hate to follow the M&M NASCAR car around the track. I would be craving them the whole race

I’d eat a 5 gallon bucket of peanut m&ms right now.

@heylalateach I haven’t watched any this year and didn’t do any brackets

Forgot to do a teacher twitter #marchmadness bracket group this year 🫠

@DavePiperDJ great cartoon,

@SamuelGoss59 But did you enjoy the cartoon anyway?

@AlaskanKate having fun is what counts

@SamuelGoss59 Mine? Doing ok I think, not actually sure what our record is rn.

Sitting in Costco parking lot bc my job tonight is babysitting the parking lot so no one gets murdered sooo 1) ask me something if u want 2) I just watched a lady unload her cart into her Lexus and then leave the cart in an empty parking spot right next to the cart corral

@Svigel @Walmart file suit in small claims court

@Avonleebythesea Any Hardy Boy books?,

Friends, we have Nancy Drew books! The lady who brought them in said she’d read every single one as a child after finding them in her grandmother’s attic. She said she carried a blanket and pillow and made herself a reading nook by the attic window. When books have stories and have been well loved there’s something even better about them. Just search for “Nancy drew” at theforgottenbookshop.com

@ChristinaWSBwx sleet coming down in Fayetteville, GA

@MrsPete23 reboot and go home

I didn’t drink enough coffee to deal with this!