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My needs for Premier League Album #gotgotneed

@gate17marco I think its fun for the kids but thats it. Give me the lads banging the advertising boards anyday.

Nothing like a 7-0 Chelsea win to reaffirm my belief that 'goal celebration music is shit and kills the raw spontaneous energy of the moments after the ball ripples the net. 😂🙈

Look at how differently the police handled young football fans yesterday in comparison to the young looters in Clapham. They remembered how to use the batons again!

@SimonCalder @easyJet My turn tomorrow, on a Thursday (worst day with Sunday) not looking forward to it. My transfer will get me to airport 2 hours before 🤞

@easyJet How early should I arrive at Lanzarote airport for a flight to the UK, please?

@IpswichTown Pathetic. What a pussy.

A message from Ipswich Town Chairman, Mark Ashton. ⤵️

People will be more angry at Farage visiting a football club though

Throwback to The Euros when Jude Bellingham scored THAT 95th minute overhead kick to equalise against Slovakia to keep them in the tournament! 😍 The reaction in this pub is iconic, limbs everywhere… 😆👏

@crawleytown Shithouse 1-0 win please. McKirdy 85th.

Goalless at the break. #TownTeamTogether🔴

@crawleytown I personally would have put Adeyemo upfront. Showed alot more hunger and desire than other attackers on Friday night. 🤞

📜 The Reds are unchanged! #TownTeamTogether🔴

@currys ordered a laptop yesterday and chose today as the delivery date, got an update advising delivery delayed and now showing Wednesday. Not impressed.

A Sudanese invader who abducted a five-year-old girl off the street into his home and then sexually assaulted her has been jailed for 11 years. The victim was held in a downstairs room of a terraced property by Mohammed Abdulraziq, 32, until the girl's heroic mum heard her crying and she was rescued by two men who forced their way in. The mother's friend partially climbed through the window and saw Abdulraziq and the tot whose cycling shorts were down by her ankles, while the defendant was also in a state of undress. Abdulraziq "swung" a punch at the woman and shut the window, causing her to fall back to the street. The commotion attracted the attention of two men who forced the defendant's door open. Get them out!

Lock Him Up for Life… There’s No Reforming Him and He Will Kill…

Today I decided to join a Women Against Violence Rally to protest for victims who were who were Violently killed by migrants I thought this would be a safe space, but I was shortly kicked out of the events because apparently … 1. pointing out that migrants can be violent 2. having White Male security guards “Made the protestors uncomfortable” I’ve been to a lot of rallies and protest, but this one SHATTERED my soul and confidence that there is any hope for women in this country. A country that does not protect ALL women is a country that’s on its way to destruction💔 @AntiRacismDay @narindertweets @SangitaMyska

Leyton Orient ticket prices “Unemployed with valid proof” WHAT ON EARTH😭😭😭😭😭😭

If you ever feel dumb, just remember that there is an entire religion of people who believe eating bacon is wrong but marrying a 6 year old is okay.

30 - Arsenal took 30 minutes and 51 seconds to restart play against Brighton last night, their highest total in a Premier League match this season. Delayed.

23 🤣 the UK is an absolute shambles. So fucking soft to allow these people in and easily lie about their age.

Last couple of hours on this! ebay.us/m/laq2q4 #Ebay #GotGotNeed #Topps

A migrant. Standing there and laughing at you. He has just stabbed 3 people in Edinburgh. Two men, and a woman. He then went and barricaded himself in his TAX PAYER FUNDED FLAT. But don’t worry, the police said he isn’t a terrorist (before they even arrested him) and blamed mental health, so all is fine, nothing to see here folks! This is the absolute STATE of the UK in 2026

Such a dive from Cunha. Exactly why I watch Crawley rather than Chelsea these days. Games gone 👎. @premierleague trash.