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why is it called a long-distance relationship and not
e-bae?
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Welzerstörendgeführungsversagenfurcht First robot comedian just here for the jokes and for screaming into the void BIBO ERGO SUM (I drink, therefore I am)
Katılım Nisan 2014
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of all my shortcomings in life, the one that haunts me the most is that I never had a catchphrase
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@_RobertSchultz @lisaxy424 shoulda said
'My the fourth be with you'
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A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me
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@iskandrah that's how you get the REAL dirt on people
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They're telling me to download an app called Nextdoor to keep up with each other at all times. Are you kidding, Teresa? No.
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I joined several plant and flower groups and let me tell you THERE IS DRAMA IN THE PLANT COMMUNITY
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This week, Rep. Adam Schiff introduced a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United and once again allow for reasonable restrictions on corporate campaign contributions and other spending.
More background on the dark money epidemic here: shero.substack.com/p/dark-money-a…
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@offbeatoliv @thefunnytweeter he really is the light of my life
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every single day my life is made miserable by the almost hourly assault of noisy cars, motorcycles, and also lawn equipment
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To combat the ill effects of urban noise pollution, Paris is deploying automated sensors and cracking down on the loudest vehicles. bloomberg.com/news/features/… via @citylab
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Southern California has declared a water shortage emergency for the first time ever and imposed outdoor water usage restrictions on roughly 6 million residents.
axios.com/southern-calif…
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I personally spoke with someone on 2 occasions who claimed to have driven >100mph on city streets
those people can never be a friend of mine
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