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if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

@NeverSinkDev Not to mention the penalty of losing juice when you're doing a singular map and the game decides to cut half of your astrolabe influence on the atlas. (Besides needing to path and invest 5 points so that you can farm the same map if you choose so).

@NeverSinkDev Genuinely curious what you enjoy about the astrolabes as I've mostly seen them as glorified sextants given that you cannot choose what extra juice you really get as it chooses for you from a pool of mods. Would be interested in your take

I'm pretty done with the current PoE1 league (mirage). Here's my personal rating/review: - Atlas Improvements: GLORIOUS. The 'physical' atlas, map improvements, chisels gone - all great changes! - Mirage. The new imbued gems are awesome. All the new currencies are great. The league itself could be better. It'll be GREAT longterm though. - New greater gems - nice. - Love the astrolabes Overall great league. Had a lot of fun. The new atlas seems like a very solid foundation to build upon. League itself is a bit shallow, but a great stay longterm. 8.5/10 What are your impressions?

Irish Zionism

Accidentally pulled up my calculator app when talking to a coworker which revealed my latest calculations resulted in the number 5

hydrated obama: uhh lemme pee clear

Oh You’ve Really Come into Your Own? Your Own What? Mouth?

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

grimes: [microwaves her son because her nick fuentes chatbot told her it was the only way to purify his blood] elon musk looking indiscernible from a doughy butch wisconsin lesbian: grok can you make me into deadpool

Late december. pint with the bro before a 4:30pm screening. Theatre empty. Movie 2/5 stars. Come outside to a snowfall. This shit means something to me man

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS WILD. HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT.

Showing up to my sons youth football game bleeding covered in guts and poop and pieces of human skull and printouts of inappropriate text exchanges with teenage girls stapled to my shirt so everyone knows how hard I worked at my job at the university of Michigan

Charging my phone from my unplugged laptop

Gameplay mockup

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

My wife, walking out of Fantastic Four: “What’s that rock guy’s catchphrase? It’s time for pound?”

Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor