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my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

watching Alabama football used to be so fun

a big pet peeve of mine is when people sneeze multiple times in a row. like figure that out and put an end to it… take some control of your life

i have not purchased one christmas gift but i do have 3 packages otw for me tho

sorry boss i can’t come into work today i’m trying to capture the childlike joy of december

I love the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for the mashups. Busta Rhymes on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles float?

Al Roker gives a girl a golden ticket to see the Rockettes. Her response: “I did that yesterday.”

spotify wrapped soon and i’ve been listening to bullshit all year

That sucked…

For the first time in my life people are younger than me

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

19 years ago today my life began

two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

Auburn Mizzou Mid-Off

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

his ass was dancing through the lightning strikes ijbol

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.