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@OjoreSani $100 for "MUFF DIVE" but $150 for "ALL NIGHT?" Docter Dan did not enjoy muff.

@RepLuna Hey @grok, is Russia helping Iran?

Peace talks with Russia are still very much alive and there is no indication they are helping Iran. Anyone saying otherwise is lying.

@RandPaul Are you seriously asking why more Iranians won't "rise up" when the ones who do are getting hung?

Disgusting. How long until Iranians rise up and reclaim their country . . . Iran regime hangs 19-year-old wrestler Saleh Mohammadi for protesting regime | Fox News foxnews.com/sports/mojtaba…

@NYCMayor "innovative approaches to crime prevention"

I campaigned on a commitment to create the Department of Community Safety, an unprecedented, whole-of-government approach to making sure every New Yorker is safe in our city. We just took a major step towards achieving it. Today, I signed an Executive Order creating the Office of Community Safety, led by our new Deputy Mayor Renita Francois. This office will focus on preventing gun-violence, meeting mental health crises with trained professionals, exploring innovative approaches to crime prevention, tackling hate crimes, and supporting survivors. Our city has the power to forge a bold, forward-looking vision for community safety -- and we're wasting no time using it.

@Rep_Walkinshaw Didn't your know it was a closed-door hearing before you walked in?

Secrecy. Secrecy. Secrecy. AG Pam Bondi refuses to commit to appearing under oath and tried to hold a secret “briefing” today. I walked out because a closed-door meeting is not transparency.

@CommishSmith Words are not violent acts.

Asking hetero-normative, cisgender students for their pronouns is a profound act of aggression, meant to deny their identities and personhood and mark them in class as “deviant” from the professorial norm. It is a violent act against the heritage and culture formed over thousands of years. Good riddance.

@malcolmkenyatta Were you under the impression the government didn't already have this information?

DOGE didn’t do shit but steal our social security numbers.

@RepNancyMace Who should be arrested? What should they be charged with? Which evidence in the Epstein files are proof of guilt?

Name one case besides the Epstein network where this much evidence existed and so few arrests were made. We’ll wait.

@emkenobi I think you answered your own question.

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

@emhoneyreads Do I have to read them to?

I’m not looking for much, just someone who wants to hear about the books I’m reading.

@Variety If that's what he wanted then respect the man's wishes.

FIRST LOOK: Val Kilmer has been resurrected via AI to star in the new movie "As Deep as the Grave." Kilmer was cast in the movie in 2020, five years before his death. But he was too sick amid his throat cancer battle to ever make it to set. Now an AI version of the actor is appearing in the film, with the full blessing of his daughter, Mercedes: "He always looked at emerging technologies with optimism as a tool to expand the possibilities of storytelling. This spirit is something that we are all honoring within this specific film, of which he was an integral part.” “He was the actor I wanted to play this role,” says writer-director Coerte Voorhees. “It was very much designed around him. It drew on his Native American heritage and his ties to and love of the Southwest... His family kept saying how important they thought the movie was and that Val really wanted to be a part of this. He really thought it was important story that he wanted his name on. It was that support that gave me the confidence to say, okay let’s do this. Despite the fact some people might call it controversial, this is what Val wanted.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lH1PI

@GregAbbott_TX Allegations are not proof of guilt.

The state of Texas will not observe the Cesar Chavez Day holiday. I am directing all Texas state agency heads to comply. In the upcoming legislative session, I will work with Texas lawmakers to remove Cesar Chavez Day from state law altogether. Reports of the horrific and widely acknowledged sexual assault allegations against Cesar Chavez rightfully dismantle the myth of this progressive hero and undermine the narrative that elevated Chavez as a figure worthy of official state celebration.

@bryan_johnson What if you have insomnia?

If you aspire, sleep. If you doubt, sleep. If you create, sleep. If you worry, sleep. If you love, sleep. If you hurt, sleep. Sleep.

@QuiverQuant Hey @grok, from who and where did PAC Fairshake get the $10 million?

JUST IN: It looks likely that Juliana Stratton will win Illinois’ Senate seat. The crypto PAC Fairshake spent approximately $10 million on ads opposing Stratton.

@aplusk What's the exchange rate?

Getting older is the process of trading pain for wisdom.

@Holliehall20 @wischj @MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 I'm sorry...

@SarcasmISwit @wischj @MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 And asking Bill maher to blow in his face was weird

Okay. @ClubRandom_ was my last podcast. Can't do anything right. @x is mad at me. My family is mad at me. Even @nypost is having a laugh. Only podcast I will ever do again is @PardonMyTake for Fahntasy Preview and we're drafting @JayD__5

@1fthegoodfellas @MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5

@SarcasmISwit @MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 Yet nobody thinks that’s a problem…. It’s insane. For having an opinion… verbal and physical assault…. I don’t care who TF is president or prime minister. That’s shits not ok OR normal.

@JohnStossel They're not wrong. They just haven't been right yet.

I’m annoyed that NYT's hacks, writing an obit for doomsayer Paul Ehrlich, say his predictions about mass starvation were "premature." No, They were just WRONG. Today, there are billions MORE people and LESS starvation. But media love doom, and Ehrlich’s predictions:

@wischj @MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 I don't think you know what 'pretty normal' means.

@SarcasmISwit @MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 So. Who cares. It was after the election and he said they got upset when he criticized Kamala. Pretty normal if you know any women who doesn’t like Trump. Def not worth making a huge deal about.

@Suffragent_ I miss the days when politicians who stand with terrorists were at least smart enough to not admit that publicly.

"We stand with Iran. We won't enable Trump's attack." Starmer is so terrified of upsetting muslims and losing their vote that he'll alienate the US President. 🇬🇧