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Carlos Whitebody

@SarcasmISwit

Quirky, middle-aged girl dad who enjoys sarcasm and opinions.

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Carlos Whitebody
Carlos Whitebody@SarcasmISwit·
@OjoreSani $100 for "MUFF DIVE" but $150 for "ALL NIGHT?" Docter Dan did not enjoy muff.
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
Peace talks with Russia are still very much alive and there is no indication they are helping Iran. Anyone saying otherwise is lying.
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Carlos Whitebody
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@RandPaul Are you seriously asking why more Iranians won't "rise up" when the ones who do are getting hung?
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Rand Paul
Rand Paul@RandPaul·
Disgusting. How long until Iranians rise up and reclaim their country . . . Iran regime hangs 19-year-old wrestler Saleh Mohammadi for protesting regime | Fox News foxnews.com/sports/mojtaba…
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
I campaigned on a commitment to create the Department of Community Safety, an unprecedented, whole-of-government approach to making sure every New Yorker is safe in our city. We just took a major step towards achieving it. Today, I signed an Executive Order creating the Office of Community Safety, led by our new Deputy Mayor Renita Francois. This office will focus on preventing gun-violence, meeting mental health crises with trained professionals, exploring innovative approaches to crime prevention, tackling hate crimes, and supporting survivors. Our city has the power to forge a bold, forward-looking vision for community safety -- and we're wasting no time using it.
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Rep. James Walkinshaw
Rep. James Walkinshaw@Rep_Walkinshaw·
Secrecy. Secrecy. Secrecy. AG Pam Bondi refuses to commit to appearing under oath and tried to hold a secret “briefing” today. I walked out because a closed-door meeting is not transparency.
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Brad Smith
Brad Smith@CommishSmith·
Asking hetero-normative, cisgender students for their pronouns is a profound act of aggression, meant to deny their identities and personhood and mark them in class as “deviant” from the professorial norm. It is a violent act against the heritage and culture formed over thousands of years. Good riddance.
Honesty For Ohio Education@Honesty4OhioEd

Ruth Colker, a highly distinguished law professor and the Heck Faust Memorial Chair in Constitutional Law, said that Ohio State’s “overcompliance” with SB 1 and its DEI rollbacks played a direct role in her early retirement. thelantern.com/2026/03/former…

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Carlos Whitebody
Carlos Whitebody@SarcasmISwit·
@RepNancyMace Who should be arrested? What should they be charged with? Which evidence in the Epstein files are proof of guilt?
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Rep. Nancy Mace
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace·
Name one case besides the Epstein network where this much evidence existed and so few arrests were made. We’ll wait.
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Emilee Honey 📚
Emilee Honey 📚@emhoneyreads·
I’m not looking for much, just someone who wants to hear about the books I’m reading.
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Variety
Variety@Variety·
FIRST LOOK: Val Kilmer has been resurrected via AI to star in the new movie "As Deep as the Grave." Kilmer was cast in the movie in 2020, five years before his death. But he was too sick amid his throat cancer battle to ever make it to set. Now an AI version of the actor is appearing in the film, with the full blessing of his daughter, Mercedes: "He always looked at emerging technologies with optimism as a tool to expand the possibilities of storytelling. This spirit is something that we are all honoring within this specific film, of which he was an integral part.” “He was the actor I wanted to play this role,” says writer-director Coerte Voorhees. “It was very much designed around him. It drew on his Native American heritage and his ties to and love of the Southwest... His family kept saying how important they thought the movie was and that Val really wanted to be a part of this. He really thought it was important story that he wanted his name on. It was that support that gave me the confidence to say, okay let’s do this. Despite the fact some people might call it controversial, this is what Val wanted.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lH1PI
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Greg Abbott
Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX·
The state of Texas will not observe the Cesar Chavez Day holiday. I am directing all Texas state agency heads to comply. In the upcoming legislative session, I will work with Texas lawmakers to remove Cesar Chavez Day from state law altogether. Reports of the horrific and widely acknowledged sexual assault allegations against Cesar Chavez rightfully dismantle the myth of this progressive hero and undermine the narrative that elevated Chavez as a figure worthy of official state celebration.
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
If you aspire, sleep. If you doubt, sleep. If you create, sleep. If you worry, sleep. If you love, sleep. If you hurt, sleep. Sleep.
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Quiver Quantitative
Quiver Quantitative@QuiverQuant·
JUST IN: It looks likely that Juliana Stratton will win Illinois’ Senate seat. The crypto PAC Fairshake spent approximately $10 million on ads opposing Stratton.
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ashton kutcher@aplusk·
Getting older is the process of trading pain for wisdom.
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John Stossel
John Stossel@JohnStossel·
I’m annoyed that NYT's hacks, writing an obit for doomsayer Paul Ehrlich, say his predictions about mass starvation were "premature." No, They were just WRONG. Today, there are billions MORE people and LESS starvation. But media love doom, and Ehrlich’s predictions:
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Carlos Whitebody
Carlos Whitebody@SarcasmISwit·
@Suffragent_ I miss the days when politicians who stand with terrorists were at least smart enough to not admit that publicly.
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Peter Lloyd
Peter Lloyd@Suffragent_·
"We stand with Iran. We won't enable Trump's attack." Starmer is so terrified of upsetting muslims and losing their vote that he'll alienate the US President. 🇬🇧
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