Sariana Faure

@webafrica I need to return your router to you, but you have yet to tell me the address.

@webafrica After TWO HOURS I finally got hold of the correct people and managed to cancel your "services"

@SarianaFaure Hi Sariana, we're truly sorry for any frustration regarding your experience on our support channel. We have arranged for our support team to give you a call as soon as possible to address the above and advise on the way forward.

@webafrica once again you are pissing me off. I am trying to cancel my contract and your person on whatsapp hasn't replied in over 20 minutes. This is only one of the reasons why I am sick of your company. Let me cancel or I will simply stop the debit order.

@webafrica Firstly, you have all my details in your DMs from previous issues. Secondly, what for? So I can whatsapp with another person who doesn't help me?

@SarianaFaure Hello there, we are so sorry you for this experience. Please message us via DM so we can work together to resolve your query. We look forward to your message.

@webafrica I am so over your company. My internet never connects to my phone when I go home - I always have to manually connect. And now it's off completely. I swear if you put me through another whatsapp chat I will lose my shit.

The Danger of Minimalist Design (& the death of detail) A short thread...

Finally, a clear night before it headed back into deep space. Comet C/2023 A3 (Tsuchinshan-ATLAS) from Northumberland, UK @StormHour @VirtualAstro @DrJeniMillard

First product: 🇯🇵 Sony → Rice Cooker 🇫🇮 Nokia → Toilet Paper 🇰🇷 Samsung → Grocery store 🇩🇰 Lego → Wooden Toys 🇯🇵 Nintendo → Playing Cards 🇺🇸 Nike → Track Shoes 🇮🇹 Lamborghini → Tractor 🇺🇸 Colgate → Soap and Candles 🇸🇪 IKEA → Pens 🇰🇷 LG → Facial Cream 🇺🇸 Tiffany & Co → Stationary 🇯🇵 Toyota → Automatic Loom 🇺🇸 Amazon → Online Bookstore 🇺🇸 Apple → Apple Computer I 🇺🇸 Google → Search Engine 🇺🇸 Intel → Memory Chip 🇩🇪 BMW → Aircraft Engine 🇯🇵 Canon → Camera 🇺🇸 Coca-Cola → Syrup 🇺🇸 Ford → Quadricycle 🇺🇸 Harley-Davison → Racer Motorcycle 🇺🇸 HP → Audio Oscillator 🇯🇵 Honda → Bicycle Auxiliary Engine 🇫🇷 L'Oreal → Hair Dye 🇫🇷 Renault → Renault Voiturette 1CV 🇺🇸 Hoover → Leather Products 🇺🇸 McDonalds → Hot Dogs 🇺🇸 Pixar → Image Computer 🇨🇭 Nestle → Baby Formula 🇺🇸 Wrigley → Soap & Baking Powder

In today's version of "wtf is my life?", I seem to have become allergic to my deodorant. ffs.

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”

@LibertyGroupSA I have been receiving mail for someone else, with a lot of personal details of this person. I have emailed twice and nothing has been done.

For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post. It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵

@_BenMyers_ This is awesome. I note my books on an app/website called Goodreads, but only started at the age of 28.

My 94-year-old grandmother has kept a list of every book she ever read since she was 14 years old. Amazing archive of one person’s mind over nearly a century

@TelkomZA Do not spam me Telkom. I'm not interested.

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@webafrica thanks WebAfrica. Not only have your tech failed to follow up, as they said they would, twice now but after today's failed "session" I can't even load Netflix.

🫏 I had no idea that animals could recognize a painting of another animal. I’ve tried to entertain Luna ( 🐈‍⬛ ) with photos of animals but she didn’t get it. twitter.com/Yoda4ever/stat…

@nissanza in April 2023 I took my car for a service. I paid for a new driver's side visor to be put in. I AM STILL WAITING FOR THAT VISOR because apparently there is a shipping issue from Japan. Not my problem, sort this out.

man i am really mourning the loss of the old internet!! didn't realize at the time that we were living through something that would be so fleeting. i miss stumbleupon and the many weird esoteric hobbyist forums and how creative and collective and liberatory things felt

@SoVeryBritish I am on a diet for gastritis and my near-daily dinner is a boiled potato and tuna.

It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an interesting fact. Let’s try it. Let’s go round and each say a boring fact about ourselves. I’ll go first: I recently bought a new charging cable for my phone.

@webafrica your tech was supposed to call me yesterday. I am still waiting for any action on your part to fix my wifi. As said before I can't do my work. I can't even access my emails. I will be unavailable this weekend, so schedule a call with a tech on Monday after 4pm.

Oh look @webafrica, you're wasting another whole day of mine by making me wait for a tech to call me.