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Nigel Farage. Man of the people. *Buys £1.4m House in cash* How fucking thick are you to be voting for the cunt?

@JoshCF_ I’m with Youfibre I get 500 upload and 500 download, £25 pm..

Sky Broadband said the best they can do for me is £40 a month (£4 increase). Been with them for 5 years. Go on a price comparison, they're doing a £23 a month offer for new customers only. So fucking stupid.

@Gypsypup13 I hadn’t until last year.. My cousin insisted that I watch the first 3 Atleast.. I can see how they were amazing back in the day but I didn’t feel like I’d missed out on much after watching them 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

I have never watched Star Wars. Not a single 1

@AngelaRayner Unfortunately Starmer and co have done massive damage to the Labour Party.. Whilst the former blairites are in the party I can’t bring myself to vote for Labour again.. I just don’t find the party trustworthy 🤷🏻‍♂️ Problem is the rest of the parties are just as bad if not worse 😒

No matter what they say, Reform UK will only let down the working class. They voted against our better deal for workers. With your support, we got it done. Only Labour will work for working people. Vote Labour 🌹

@GrahamSmyth Saw your enthusiasm for transfer season on the podcast earlier.. Bet your knickers are wet in anticipation 😆

Leeds United expecting the World Cup to have a big say in the timing of summer transfer business. And the Morita thing isn't a thing. No 'advanced talks', no talks, no interest. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/football…

@marshyleeds Apparently, according to the rumours, we’re buying wolves entire squad 🤷🏻‍♂️ Iv seen most of them linked in past few weeks 😆

Metrics and data, which we know is a big aspect of the way Leeds recruit these days, would suggest Andre would enhance Farke's midfield next season, if we pulled off a deal. Do you think he's worth the £35m fee, though? #LUFC

@roraqueen_ @CFCAccountable Oi.. Don’t tar us all with the same brush.. Most of us find racism deplorable.. Our Captain is mixed race Ffs.. You may remember him.. Last name Ampadu.. The guy in the clip is an ass.. Needs a banning order for his behaviour 🤷🏻‍♂️

@CFCAccountable typical leeds fan lmao, they all have have no educational background

‼️🚨: A Chelsea supporter was racially abused and had monkey gestures made towards her by a Leeds fan during the FA Cup semifinal. Disgraceful behaviour. RT and spread this tweet so we can identify their hatred and get them banned. Anyone can help kick evil people out of football - let’s stand by this proud Chelsea supporter and help her out. @kickitout @FA @ChelseaFC @LUFC @premierleague @MPSChelseaFC @SRTRC_England @ChelseaWomenSG

@TomBelloFL @TheDailyDraught I love makers mark but Knob Creek is far superior 😋👌🏻

@TheDailyDraught Pour me a Makers Mark.

Which whiskey would you pick?

@marshyleeds @F365 Is it true that Farke didn’t want him and kinda had him forced into the squad?

⚪️🟡🔵 Salt rubbed into Lucas Perri's wounds as he's named 11th on a list of the worst Premier League signings of the season. Leeds United have a big decision to make around the Brazilian and their GK situation in general this summer. @F365 | #LUFC football365.com/news/farke-sel…

@BoveFromAbove Cunt’n’Chops

What would be a suitable name for a double act featuring Jonathan Gullis and Adam Brooks?

Choke a man to death with it whilst Iv got chicken, tomato and cheese pull hanging from my gob.. OMFG 🫢🤢🤮 That was too much.. That was definitely too much 😒 in other news.. I’m never eating enchiladas again 😐

I think I just made the worst mistake of my life.. Been watching Gangs of London.. Also made myself some enchiladas.. Got to the scene where the Turkish lass has Sean’s baby.. Made me start gippin’.. That was gross enough.. But to see a woman pull out the umbilical cord and then

@lufcgilly Few yrs bk, in a pub with my ex.. Got a Guinness and said I was guna split the G.. She laughed and said “sweet, Youd av to get past the C first”.. No idea what she meant 🤷🏻‍♂️🤨😐

Having that

@Gypsypup13 Love this.. My pups were my absolute world.. My last one, Bella went to sleep just over 3 years ago.. I miss them so much 🥺

Gypsy has been very quiet recently and sleeping a lot. She takes herself off to my bed now for peace. So I treated her to a pup cup. There's not many people I will do a 16 mile round trip to a coffee shop lol. As you can see she's a very happy girl.

@Vix_79 Iv done some chicken thighs with a cream sauce, crushed potatoes and peas for my tea, can’t wait 😋👌🏻 Yours looks lovely, nice n fresh for a lovely day.. Hope you enjoyed 👍🏻

A patio lunch in the sun for the sake of my mental health ☀️. Love listening to the birds chirping away. My salad is very much lacking salad as I need to shop 🤷🏻‍♀️

@marshyleeds @GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk Let’s be honest.. He’s just not worth £35 mill right now.. Contract coming to an end, injury issues and off form.. But.. If we could pick him up for 20-25 I’d be delighted with that.. Far better than Buenonotte who you’d be forgiven for not even knowing he’s here 🤷🏻‍♂️

⚪️🟡🔵 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 Leeds offered chance to sign Harvey Elliott with player's camp approaching multiple PL sides to try and resurrect his career. Any hopes of Liverpool redemption has been slammed shut. With @GraemeBailey | #LUFC #LFC | @TEAMtalk teamtalk.com/news/leeds-app…

Fighting until the very end 👊 See you all at Wembley on Sunday. MOT. 💙💛🤍

@Gypsypup13 As a cyclist it drives me nuts when people are too damn lazy to use indicators.. happens all the time 😒

Was just behind 3 BMW. The 2nd didnt know where the 1st was going. The 3rd didn't know where the 1st 2 were going and I didn't know where any of them were going. Use your sodding indicators

@1ssve 🫡 sure fkn hav.. Just walked out 1 day and never went back.. Had a union rep come out and ask me to go back.. Said I wudnt go back for double the wages let alone the shit I was earning.. That was the UK Post office.. Run by a pack of cunts 😤

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like fuck this I'm not coming back?

@Gypsypup13 Not had them since I was a kid.. I used to love em.. Might have buy some now and sniff my wee the next day 😆

Does anyone else wee smell after eating Sugar Puffs 😆